The first time Goten accidentally walks in on Chi-Chi changing, you get a choice that feels almost too on the nose. Peek longer or look away. And look, we all know why we're here, it's a DBZ parody where the character models have been inflated to absurd proportions, Chi-Chi's chest defying physics in that specific 2D way that makes you think the artist spent way too much time on the bounce animations. But that initial choice, that tiny moment of agency, it actually made me pause for a second. Which is more than I expected from something that's basically a wank material delivery system.

The whole thing runs on a simple choice tree, Goten stumbling from one scenario to the next like a hormonal pinball. Android 18's route, that's where the art really shines, the cold expression barely cracking while things escalate from a handjob that feels almost transactional to full on scenes. There's a weird attention to detail in how her hair is drawn, individual strands catching light, and then right next to it you have a background that looks like it was scribbled in five minutes. The inconsistency is jarring. One minute you're admiring the shading on Bulma's ridiculous ass, the next you're staring at a chair that looks like a deformed potato. Why. Why do they do this.

Android 21 shows up at some point, the whole thing getting even more convoluted with the lore, and there's a footjob scene with Chi-Chi that comes out of nowhere. No buildup, just bam, toes. The writing tries to justify everything with some vague "choices adapting to your tastes" nonsense but honestly it's just a flimsy excuse to string together the scenes. The male protagonist is about as interesting as wet cardboard, which is probably intentional, a blank slate for the player to project onto. Still, that one moment with 17 watching from a doorway, completely deadpan, made me laugh out loud. Not sure if it was supposed to be funny. Maybe the whole thing is a comedy and I missed the point entirely while focusing on the jiggle physics.

Kuririn just stands there like a statue with a hard-on he can't do anything about. That's the whole game basically. Android 18 gets bent over some rubble while Cell's green dick rearranges her asshole and the cuck husband-to-be watches from ten feet away. The animation loops are choppy but who cares, it's the kind of jank that makes it feel like some bootleg VHS you found under a mattress. Her face goes from annoyed to completely broken after like four thrusts, and the creampie at the end actually drips out in a way that made me rewind twice.

The sound design is a war crime. Every moan sounds like someone stepping on a squeaky toy, and Cell's grunts are just low bitrate farts. But honestly? That adds to the charm. You're not here for audio engineering, you're here because someone looked at Dragon Ball Z and thought "what if the bug man fucked the blonde robot in front of her boyfriend and that was the whole plot." The *** tag is not subtle, it's the entire premise, and the game doesn't pretend otherwise. Rough anal, public humiliation, the works. There's a moment where she tries to crawl away and Cell just grabs her ankle and pulls her back, and her tits bounce in that cheap anime way that makes you feel gross for noticing.

I wish there was a button to make Kuririn react more. He just blinks. Like, dude, say something. Cry. Throw a rock. Instead he watches his future wife get filled with bug cum and does the same idle animation the whole time. Maybe that's the point. The game is short, maybe five minutes if you don't count the loading screen that looks like a Windows 98 error. No save system, no options menu, just a loop of ass destruction and one very sad bald man. I don't know why I played it twice. Actually I do know. The creampie physics are weirdly satisfying, like watching someone squeeze a tube of toothpaste but it's green and it's coming out of Android 18.

The PedroIllusions logo pops up and already I know what I’m in for. No menus, no bullshit, just Android 18’s blonde bob and Erza Scarlet’s red hair filling the screen from a low angle that puts their asses front and center. It’s that classic beach setup where you’re supposed to be sleeping and wake up to this. Sure, whatever, I’ll buy the fantasy. The loop is simple, they twerk, they flash, they spread, and the whole thing is aggressively unpolished in a way that loops back around to being hot if you’re into that janky browser game aesthetic.

The crossover makes zero sense and that’s the best part. Erza from Fairy Tail meeting Android 18 from DBZ on some random beach? Nobody asked for this but here it is. The animation is stiff, like someone discovered tweening yesterday and went wild with it. Erza’s red hair clips through her shoulder at one point and I laughed, then immediately forgot about it because 18’s ass is doing that thing. You know the thing. The game knows exactly why you clicked and it doesn’t pretend otherwise. Just butts. Anal teases. A twerk loop that stutters slightly on the third cycle but somehow makes it feel more real, like a cam show where the connection dips for a sec.

I wish there was a way to switch angles or maybe control the speed. There isn’t. You watch, that’s it. The beach background is a static jpg that looks like it was ripped from a 2007 MySpace layout and honestly I respect that commitment to not giving a fuck. The audio is what you’d expect, some generic waves and wet sounds that don’t quite sync. It’s the kind of thing you’d leave running on a second monitor while doing literally anything else, glance over when the loop resets, nod approvingly, then go back to scrolling. Not a masterpiece, not trying to be. Just two iconic redhead and blonde babes getting their booties in your face because why the hell not.

Right, so the whole premise is basically a malfunctioning android libido. Android 18, from DBZ, is about to literally explode if she doesn't get some. Her brother, 17, is the only one around. The art is... a choice. It's that deliberately rough, almost sketchy hentai style where the proportions go wild. Her tits are massive, like someone inflated beach balls under her shirt, and the blonde hair is just a yellow blob. It’s not trying to be polished, and honestly, that’s almost refreshing? Like finding a crumpled up dirty drawing in a school notebook.

The animation loop is janky as hell. It’s just a doggystyle scene, her from behind, and the motion is this repetitive piston action. 17’s expression is blank, but the text says he’s full of rage, his balls slapping against her pussy with every thrust. You don’t really see the rage, just a static face. But the sound design, or lack of it, is what got me. There’s this wet, slapping noise on a loop that’s slightly out of sync. I spent way too long trying to figure out if it was a browser issue or just the game file. It’s the game file. A tiny detail that just sits there, wrong.

Then the creampie moment. The cumshot is this sudden, thick white splatter that looks more like spilled paint than anything else. It just appears. No buildup, no change in the rhythm. One second it’s the mechanical pounding, the next, paint spill. And the whole “incest to calm her down” plot is just a flimsy excuse for a raw, unpolished fuck scene. The dialogue is hilariously blunt, stuff like “I can feel your rage in your cock.” It’s so direct it loops back around to being funny. You click through a few lines of text, watch the janky loop, and that’s it. The whole thing feels like a five minute distraction you’d find on a forgotten corner of Newgrounds, complete with the weirdly specific DBZ character models that are just off enough to avoid a lawsuit. It’s not good, but it’s got this strange, trashy energy. I don’t know why I kept watching the loop.

Finally someone remembered Android 18 has more than just a pretty face and those impossible blue eyes. The whole flash animation is basically a single position, her working that cock between her cheeks with this bored expression that somehow makes it hotter. Like she's doing taxes but also making you lose your mind. The assjob mechanics are simple, click to change speed or angle, but honestly I just let it loop while she grinds. Her butt gets this nice shine effect when things get going.

The breast expansion thing threw me off at first. Not my kink usually, but watching them bounce while she moves, it works in that exaggerated DBZ way. Whoever animated this understood physics or at least the physics of hentai. The guy is just a torso with a monster dick, probably meant to be Vegeta given the build but who cares really. His grunts are way too loud in the mix though, like dude we get it you're having a good time but maybe shut up so I can hear her little gasps. The sound design overall is a mess, her moans cut off weird sometimes and there's this looping squelch that gets annoying fast.

Wish there was a way to zoom in on her face when she actually smirks. That happens maybe twice in the whole animation and it's the best part, this tiny crack in the ice queen act. The loading screen takes forever too, thought my browser crashed the first time. But for what it is, a quick and dirty DBZ parody that knows exactly which assets to focus on, it delivers. Just don't expect any plot or dialogue beyond grunts. And maybe keep the volume low unless you want your neighbors thinking you're watching something with a very enthusiastic plumber.

The floor is cold, I think. That's what I notice first. Not the famous blonde hair or the impossible strength from a show I half remember. Just the floor texture, weirdly detailed, while she's looking up with this expression that somehow says both "hurry up" and "I will vaporize you" at once. Pinoytoons has this specific thing they do where the proportions are stretched in ways that don't make anatomical sense but your brain just... accepts? Her hips are doing something that would probably break a real person.

There's this countdown mechanic. Thirty seconds. It flashes in the corner and the first time I didn't realize it was there until she started looking genuinely annoyed. Not the playful kind. The kind where you remember she could punch through a mountain. So now I'm clicking through positions like a panic while the sound loop hiccups in this particular way that's become weirdly comforting after the tenth repeat. The pussy interaction is frame-by-frame, granular stuff. You drag or click and there's this slight delay in the reaction that makes it feel heavier than the usual flash game junk. Like there's actual physics being suggested even if the animations are rougher than sandpaper.

The creampie finish is what you'd expect but the way the fluid animation catches up with the character model's stillness is... there's something almost artsy about how unpolished it is. Not in a "this is deep" way, more like finding a sketch that's hotter than the finished painting. The vaginal stuff is explicit enough that describing it feels redundant, you've seen hentai, you know the drill. What sticks is how the POV angle never quite lines up. Your perspective is from slightly too high, like you're floating just behind your own shoulders, and it creates this uncanny intimacy that more polished games scrub away. I wish the cumshot pooling had more variation. Sometimes it lands in the same pattern three cycles in a row and you notice. But then she does this little hip adjustment movement that I swear wasn't programmed in, just a quirk of how the loops overlap, and the criticism evaporates. For a Dragon Ball Z themed fuck loop, it's committing to being exactly what it is without apology. That's rarer than it should be.

The first thing that hits you isn't the sandy beach or the lazy waves, it's that ridiculous, perfect, pixel-perfect ass. Bouncing. Perpetually. Like someone programmed it with the single goal of hypnotizing you. And honestly? They probably did. This isn't some grand Dragon Ball adventure, it's a loop of Android 18 doing what the description says she's been doing since the planet got boring: making tapes for the group chat that would get you banned from every platform except, apparently, this one.

The view is strictly set. You're watching from a perspective that makes you feel like a very lucky crab buried in the sand. It's up close, personal, and the whole "reverse cowgirl" tag they slapped on it isn't a suggestion. It's the entire thesis statement. Her back, that hair, and the relentless motion. There's, uh, a skybox I think. Some clouds. Didn't really look. The animation itself is where the game pops off and then immediately hits its glass ceiling. That perfect loop I mentioned? It's maybe four seconds long. A glitchy, hypnotic four seconds. Getting it to play smoothly in Chrome was a boss fight I did not win. Frame drops right when things should be... you know. Peak. Killed the vibe more than Krillin walking in with a Pocky box and a confused expression. Wait, did he? He's not actually in the game. Missed opportunity.

Her endurance is the whole joke, right? Infinite stamina, code for "one animation on repeat." The lack of any sound at all makes it weirdly more grimy. Just the hum of your own laptop fan kicking into high gear over this absolute nonsense. You start noticing stupid little things, like how the tan lines on her ass are more detailed than her face. That's a genuine piece of critique I have, the texture mapping is lopsided.

That green bastard Cell, right, he's got Android 18 bent over and there's this weird moment where the animation loops her hair swaying and it's so janky it becomes hypnotic. The whole thing is rough, like someone's first SFM project they forgot to finish. The sound is just... wet slaps and a single grunt that repeats. It's terrible. I love it.

The domination angle is what gets me. It's not just the hardcore ass fucking, it's the way her model is completely limp, like a doll. Her blonde hair clips through her shoulder and I spent maybe five minutes just watching that glitch, the way the polygons fight each other. The monster's green skin texture looks like a stretched lime, no scales or anything, just a flat color that somehow makes the whole scene dirtier. Her boobs bounce with a physics engine that has no respect for gravity, just a constant jiggle that doesn't match the thrusts at all. It's so disconnected from the action that it becomes its own abstract art piece.

There's a cum animation at the end that appears so suddenly you'll miss it if you blink. No buildup, just a white splash that looks more like a texture error. The whole thing runs in a browser window, no fuss, and I had it playing on my phone while waiting for the bus. The dragonball tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, because if you didn't know the source, you'd think it was just some generic hentai with a bug monster. But knowing it's Cell, the perfect being, reduced to a looping animation with no dialogue, just grunts and slaps... it's almost poetic. Or maybe I'm just nostalgic for when porn games didn't try to be cinematic. This one doesn't try at all. It just exists, a weird little loop of a blonde getting railed, and honestly, that's enough.

The face editor is where I lost twenty minutes. You can drag her eyebrows into this perfect little scowl, or make her eyes roll back so far it looks like she's having a religious experience. Then you realize you spent all that time on the face and forgot to take off her jacket. Classic.

Android 18 XXX Simulator is exactly what it says on the tin. You get the blonde cyborg, a bunch of sliders, and permission to go nuts. The customization is deeper than it has any right to be for a browser game. Hair up, hair down, earrings, that little denim vest thing she wears, all toggleable. You can make her look pissed, bored, or like she just remembered she left the stove on. The DBZ parody angle means you can also mess with her power level aura, which is a nice touch for the lore nerds who want their hentai with a side of canon.

The actual fucking is fine. Nothing groundbreaking, but the poses are solid and the animation loops don't make you want to claw your eyes out. What surprised me was how much the expression system changes the vibe. Same position, but with her glaring at you versus her mouth hanging open like a broken mailbox, completely different energy. The sound design is whatever, just the usual wet slaps and moans you've heard a thousand times. No complaints, no awards.

One thing that bugged me, the color picker for her outfit resets if you switch tabs. Why? Who knows. Browser games, man.

Anyway, if you've ever wanted to see Android 18 in nothing but her boots and a look of pure disappointment, this is your jam. Just don't expect a story mode. There isn't one. It's a toybox, not a novel.