Imagine opening a game and it’s just you, a half-busted “multiverse travel” console, and a brothel that somehow has the paperwork to import girls from basically every anime you’ve ever jerked off to. No big story lecture, no long intro, it kind of throws you in and lets you figure out how horny you actually are. One moment you’re flirting with a shy half-elf swordswoman that looks suspiciously like she walked out of a certain MMO show, next moment you’re getting bullied in a good way by that smug tanned gremlin type who calls you out for being a perv while sitting in your lap. The tone jumps around a lot: one girl acts like a sweet vanilla waifu, offering gentle dates and handholding and kissing under fake neon stars, and then you switch room and the next one is a sadistic bossy heroine from a battle series who wants to see you squirm, edge you, make you beg. It feels like opening too many tabs on nhentai and just pressing random, but somehow with a dating sim structure trying to hold it together. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it’s chaos. Honestly that’s part of the charm.

The “brothel” part is serious. You’re not just collecting waifus like a clean gacha, you’re negotiating what you want, how filthy you want it, how far the scene should go. One route I did started super wholesome: shared bath, small talk about her original world, she’s embarrassed you’re staring at her tits, all that classic anime blushing. Then like three dialog choices later I’ve got her riding me on some weird magical device that looks like a cross between a sci fi chair and a torture rack, moaning loud enough the receptionist complains. Another girl, the big titty demon type, actually invites you to use the “teleport” to visit her original universe, which is just an excuse for fucking in crazy places: back room of a guild hall, on a flying beast, behind a castle during a battle where people are literally dying in the distance and you’re too busy pulling her hair. There’s romantic stuff too, slow dates in fake city streets, sharing drinks, teasing handjobs under the table, but the game clearly prefers when it gets nasty: spit, messy blowjobs, tits bouncing out of ripped outfits that fans will recognize in half a second, stocking jobs, being sat on by thick thighs until your vision goes white. It even lets you act like a total degenerate and request specific fetishes from a menu like you’re ordering delivery, and sometimes the girl reacts in-character which is way hotter than it has any right to be. It’s rough around the edges, UI clicks weird, some scenes feel like they were written at different times by different horny people, but in the end you’re still there, dick in hand, flirting with a smug multiverse receptionist and trying to decide if tonight is for a clingy magical idol, a crazy yandere-type redhead, or that stoic swordswoman who pretends she doesn’t want it while her body’s shaking against you.

I opened it thinking it’s just another idle clicker with anime boobs thrown everywhere, but the first ten minutes already had me whispering “okay what the hell” to myself. The girls don’t act like props here - they flirt back, tease you mid-upgrade, moan when you tap too long (yeah, that startled me), and somehow make grinding coins feel way filthier than it should. It’s not even about the money; it’s how their eyes change when affection stats jump. I swear one Rin lookalike gave me more emotional damage than an entire season of Fate. Then there’s this fake loading bar that creeps up while Mitsuri blushes in the corner - almost hypnotic, makes you forget what you were doing before it even ends. And somewhere between clicking outfits and rubbing the screen for “bonus affection,” you start wondering if it’s still a game or just you getting baited by pixels smarter than they look.

Not every girl hits though. Some voices loop weirdly, like Hinata whispering three lines too many times until you finally give up and mute her - only to unmute right after because silence feels wrong. One of the characters (don’t ask which, long story) breaks into giggles right before the blowjob scene unlocks and honestly? That threw the whole mood off and made it even hotter? Don’t think I’m proud of that. There’s something charmingly trashy about how the animation jerks for a split second during climax, like the devs decided realism isn’t the point here, rhythm is. Oh and those ridiculous costumes - sailor outfits, maid aprons that seem allergic to fabric - they look stupid in screenshots but perfect when she leans forward on your screen asking if you “need a break.” I said yes and then didn’t.

Anyway, I keep telling myself I’ll stop at one more affection level, but then Lucy or Erza appear and ruin that plan entirely. The idle part never really feels idle once you catch yourself grinning at nothing. It's uncomfortable how much personality leaks through these caricatures. They shouldn’t feel this alive, right? But they do, and that’s the trap.

The loading screen is just Goku's dumb smiling face and I'm already laughing because you know exactly what kind of jank you're in for. This is one of those browser games where the art looks like someone traced over a DBZ cel while very, very horny. Chichi's proportions are... generous. Like Akira Toriyama if he stopped caring about anatomy and just went full send on the curves. Her hair's that classic blue-black bob but her eyes have this desperate glow, like she's been waiting since the Cell Saga for a proper dicking.

The whole premise is peak fanfic energy. Chichi wants to get pregnant before Goku kicks it again, which, fair. The man dies more often than my phone battery. You control Goku's thrust rhythm with this slider thing that's about as responsive as a dead controller. Miss the sweet spot and Chichi's pleasure meter drops faster than Yamcha's power level. There's this one frame where her expression shifts from annoyed housewife to full ahegao and it's so abrupt I snorted my drink. The sound design is just... stock wet noises layered over what I think is a royalty free synth beat. It loops. Forever.

The cumshot animation is where the budget clearly ran out. It's like three frames of white pixels that appear with all the grace of a PowerPoint transition. But here's the thing, I kept playing. Not because it's good, but because there's something weirdly compelling about seeing these characters you grew up with reduced to this. The creampie scene has Chichi doing this victory pose that's almost identical to Goku's spirit bomb stance and I can't tell if it's intentional or the artist just reused assets. Probably both. The whole thing crashes if you try to go super saiyan mid-scene, which feels like a metaphor for something but I'm too tired to figure out what.

You know that feeling when you’re scrolling through TikTok and suddenly your brain goes “yeah ok, I’d totally let that anime character ruin my life”? This game is basically that thought turned into a horny little quiz show. It throws a bunch of familiar faces at you, from huge-titted milfs like Tsunade and Rias to walking war crimes like Esdeath and Mikasa, and says: “Alright, smartass, you think you know them? Prove it.” You’re not just clicking through dialogue, you’re answering questions about them, reacting to their mood, trying to say the shit they want to hear. When you get it right, they soften up, blush, tease, or just straight up start talking about how wet or hard they’re getting. When you fuck it up, some of them get all tsun and pouty, some just roast you like Aqua with her useless goddess energy. It’s funny, because you’re basically speedrunning emotional manipulation for boners.

What surprised me is how the vibe shifts depending on who you’re “training.” One moment you’re with Marin from My Dress-Up Darling, and it’s all bubbly, cosplay, her leaning in too close and asking what you think about her outfit while her tits are exploding out of the top. You pick the right answer, she giggles, the camera angle becomes a little more hungry, and phase two kicks in: handjobs, titfucks, her climbing on your lap with that fake shy smile. The next moment you end up with someone like Yor or Saeko, and the whole thing gets darker, like this soft, violent tension where you know they could wreck you but they’re the ones panting and begging. There’s a nice corrupted contrast with “pure” girls like Hinata or Asuna too, where the early talks are all romance and blushy sweetness, then suddenly she’s on her knees, drool on her chin, talking about how good your cock tastes while still acting like it’s some kind of holy ritual. And yeah, the game doesn’t pretend to be deep. The “meaningful relationship” stuff is like watching a romance anime on 2x speed: a couple of flirty lines, a tiny bit of fake emotional build up, and then bam, panties off, thighs spread, you’re balls-deep in your favorite waifu while she moans your name like she forgot every other word in the dictionary.

It’s kinda funny how it handles all the crossovers too. One moment you’re messing with dragons like Lucoa and Tohru, massive tits and soft bellies pressing against you as they ask stupid little quiz questions, the next you’re stuck with some smug trap like Astolfo or Felix, and you’re sitting there thinking “yeah, I’d still fuck them” while they smirk and stroke you off like it’s the most natural thing in the world. The game leans hard into parody, but not in a smart-ass way. More like “yeah, we know you’ve fantasized about this exact blowjob from Android 18 while Bulma watches, here you go, have fun.” The sex scenes are animated, not super polished Marvel-level CGI or anything, but dirty enough that when Nami is riding you and her huge ass bounces with every thrust, you don’t really care if a strand of hair clips weirdly through her shoulder. The point system ties into all that, so every correct answer inches you closer to stripping scenes, lap dances, blowjob angles, anal detours, creampies, the usual degeneracy menu. Sometimes the flow of dialogue feels a bit stiff or generic, like they all went to the same horny anime acting school, but then you get this one line during a titfuck that just hits right and you forget you were annoyed. It’s basically a fanservice machine pretending to be a dating sim, and somehow that makes it more honest. You come in thinking “yeah, I just want to see Rias or Erza naked and noisy,” and the game just nods, opens the door, and lets you ruin them one correct answer at a time.

The first time Goten accidentally walks in on Chi-Chi changing, you get a choice that feels almost too on the nose. Peek longer or look away. And look, we all know why we're here, it's a DBZ parody where the character models have been inflated to absurd proportions, Chi-Chi's chest defying physics in that specific 2D way that makes you think the artist spent way too much time on the bounce animations. But that initial choice, that tiny moment of agency, it actually made me pause for a second. Which is more than I expected from something that's basically a wank material delivery system.

The whole thing runs on a simple choice tree, Goten stumbling from one scenario to the next like a hormonal pinball. Android 18's route, that's where the art really shines, the cold expression barely cracking while things escalate from a handjob that feels almost transactional to full on scenes. There's a weird attention to detail in how her hair is drawn, individual strands catching light, and then right next to it you have a background that looks like it was scribbled in five minutes. The inconsistency is jarring. One minute you're admiring the shading on Bulma's ridiculous ass, the next you're staring at a chair that looks like a deformed potato. Why. Why do they do this.

Android 21 shows up at some point, the whole thing getting even more convoluted with the lore, and there's a footjob scene with Chi-Chi that comes out of nowhere. No buildup, just bam, toes. The writing tries to justify everything with some vague "choices adapting to your tastes" nonsense but honestly it's just a flimsy excuse to string together the scenes. The male protagonist is about as interesting as wet cardboard, which is probably intentional, a blank slate for the player to project onto. Still, that one moment with 17 watching from a doorway, completely deadpan, made me laugh out loud. Not sure if it was supposed to be funny. Maybe the whole thing is a comedy and I missed the point entirely while focusing on the jiggle physics.

You’re the guy behind the camera and also the one with the dick on the contract, that’s the general vibe here. The game throws you into this casting couch routine with anime waifus everybody already knows from mobile games and random series, but twisted just enough to feel a bit wrong in a fun way. They come in one by one, sitting nervous or cocky on that cheap-looking studio sofa, and your whole job is to talk with them until the “interview” turns into porn. It’s half shitty porn parody, half fanservice fever dream. And somehow it works, even when the dialogue sounds like something typed too fast on a phone at a bus stop. You’re clicking through lines, testing “pickup” attempts that would get you blocked on Tinder, but in this game, they kinda land. Not because you’re smooth, but because these girls already walked into an adult film casting. They know why they are there. You know why you are there. There’s no pretending.

The fun part for me is that the game pretends you’re doing something professional, but you’re basically a horny recruiter with a camera. One moment you’re asking Sumi if she has “experience” and she’s blushing and fidgeting, next moment her lips are wrapped around your cock and her eyes are rolling back in that ahegao face the dev clearly loves too much. Mona tries to act confident, like she’s above all this, and then you push a bit with the right line, and suddenly she’s moaning with her tits bouncing everywhere, pretending this is “just work.” Albedo is probably the easiest one to break, because she already looks like she’s two seconds from begging you to fuck her brains out the moment she sits down. The camera views are simple but they hit the important things: big tits pushed together while she licks the tip, spit strands clinging to your shaft, close-ups when you slide into a wet pussy and she gasps like she didn’t expect your cock to be that big. There’s no pointless teasing for ten minutes, it just goes from talk, to touch, to oral, to full vaginal pounding where the whole reason you clicked in the first place pays off. Some of the scenes feel janky, the transitions jump a bit, and sometimes the lines repeat in a lazy way, but when she’s gagging on your dick and drool is dripping on her chest, you kind of forget you wanted clever writing.

What I really liked is how your “pickup” style actually matters in this goofy, half-assed way. If you go too polite, the scene still happens, but the energy is weird, like you’re apologizing while she’s riding you and her big ass is slapping on your hips. If you lean into the sleazy casting director role, suddenly Komi, who can barely talk, is nodding with those teary eyes while you slowly push deeper, and it feels dirtier, more like you’re corrupting her on camera. Mamako showing up is just insane; she looks like the mom who should be telling you to stop wasting time on games, and instead she’s on her knees swallowing your load with that “good boy” smile. Oral is always front and center: tongues out, lips stretched around your cock, heavy breathing, eyes crossing when you grab their hair a bit too hard. Then the game just throws you into raw sex without too much buildup, and that’s honestly the charm. You’re not pretending this is romance. It’s porn production, simple as that, with big tits and big asses bouncing, tight anime pussy taking you in, cumshots that hit faces, mouths, sometimes dripping out slow from between their legs while they’re still twitching. It’s rough around the edges, the text sometimes reads like it was machine translated twice, the pacing is weird, some girls end way too fast, but that dirty “casting waifu for porn” fantasy is nailed just enough that when you see the next girl sit down and cross her legs, your brain instantly goes, yeah, she’s getting fucked on this couch too.

The voice work for Himiko Toga is... unsettlingly good. Not in a horror way, but the actress really leaned into that breathy, unhinged giggle between lines. You're sitting there, supposed to be the big shot director for WaifuHub, and she's asking if you think she's pretty while the mic picks up every wet little sound. I had to actually pause and check if my headphones were leaking audio. The whole setup is you're casting these characters for adult films, right? Standard stuff. But the audio mixing is all over the place. Some scenes, like with Raphtalia, her voice is so soft you're cranking the volume, then Android 18's scene kicks in and her deadpan "Is that all you've got?" nearly blew out my eardrums. A simple volume normalizer would be a blessing.

The animation loops are what you'd expect from a mobile game, a bit stiff, but the ahegao expressions on characters like Ochako Uraraka are surprisingly detailed. Her eyes rolling back while she's struggling with the, uh, interview process. There's a weird moment with Lucoa where her dragon horns just clip right through the casting couch. Completely took me out of it. You'd think a being of her power could avoid basic collision bugs. The game throws a lot of characters at you from Prison School's Meiko to Dexters Mom, which is a pull I didn't expect. The male protagonist is a silent self-insert, which is fine, but his grunts sound like a stock sound effect from a 2005 flash game. It's jarring against Mitsuki Bakugou's genuinely intense performance.

Cheelai's scene has this filter over her voice that makes it sound like she's in a tin can. I get she's an alien, but come on. The oral sex animations have this one frame where the character's jaw unhinges like a snake. It's supposed to be deepthroating but it looks like a medical diagram. Then Hestia's scene starts and her voice actress is putting in work, all high-pitched and desperate, and I forget about the jank for a minute. The big tits physics are dialed up to absurdity, especially on Meiko, they move with a mind of their own, lagging behind the actual animation by a full second. If they ever add a DLC, they need to hire whoever voiced Raven to do more. Her bored, monotone delivery while describing exactly what she's going to do is more effective than all the overacted moaning from the Dragon Ball girls combined. Wait, I didn't even mention Zelda's scene. The princess has this regal tone that cracks perfectly. Forget it, the game's a mess but the sound design, when it hits, is the whole point.

Fafnir finally gets to be the main bastard here, not just some grumpy side character buried in jokes, and the whole vibe is exactly that: you are a horny, cursed, petty dragon with way too much power and way too little self control. The game just throws you into this twisted little fantasy where every woman you know from Dragon Maid and some crossover stuff is basically a plaything for your curse magic, and it does not pretend to be wholesome for even one second. You poke around in their heads, you nudge their bodies to react how you want, and sometimes you just sit there staring at an AI-drawn ass and think, “Yeah ok, I’m staying.” There’s this slow-build feeling, like you’re testing how far you can push that mind control before they break, and the scenes actually react in small ways depending on what you pick. One run I made Tohru go from embarrassed maid to needy mess just by doubling down on the more “accidental” harassment choices, and the game remembers just enough to make it feel personal without being one of those endless stat grind things. It’s dirty, kind of mean, and then suddenly soft for like one line before going back to degeneracy. Perfectly fucked up.

What caught me off guard is how it plays with the parody thing without turning into pure meme spam. Yeah, you get some Chainsaw Man stuff in there, Power shows up like a chaotic feral cat that someone dressed in human skin, but it all somehow fits with Fafnir’s “I’m above all this but also I’m going to jerk off to it” mood. Kobayashi is written in that tired, done-with-everything tone and seeing her slowly get pulled under the curse is way hotter than it should be. Kanna scenes are there, and they lean into the whole “forbidden” angle in a way that will absolutely not be for everyone, but the game clearly knows it’s playing with fire and just walks right into it. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like you click through three lines of really good banter and then you slam straight into a wall of horny chatter that reads like the writer ran out of coffee and just went “ok they fuck now.” But it somehow works because the tone is already a mess: one second you’re laughing, next second you’re reading some really filthy body-control stuff where you literally lock a girl’s limbs and make her watch her own body grind on you, and then suddenly there’s a romantic sentence that feels almost too sweet for this trash pile. The AI CG is inconsistent, some angles look cursed, but honestly that almost adds to the “wrong fanfic that got too far” energy. It’s vulgar, it’s shameless, it’s kind of broken, and it absolutely knows what you came here for.

The whole thing is basically one looped animation of Goku absolutely wrecking Chichi from behind, and I mean wrecking. Her ass is huge, like comically huge, and it jiggles with every thrust. The sound design is what gets me though. You can toggle the actual Dragon Ball Z music on and off, which is such a weirdly specific feature. Like, yes, I want to hear the classic heroic theme while watching this. It makes it feel like a fever dream you'd have after falling asleep watching Toonami.

The animation itself is rough around the edges, not polished at all. Chichi's face is stuck in this pained expression, biting her lip, and you can tell the artist was going for that whole "Super Saiyan cock is too much for her" angle. Which, okay, the lore here is that Goku's Super Saiyan cum is why Gohan and Goten are so strong. That's the plot. That's it. And honestly? It's kind of brilliant in a dumb way. The power scaling makes no sense but neither does most of DBZ.

There's a button to make him cum, and when he does, it's just... a lot. Like, an absurd amount. The kind of thing that makes you laugh and then feel weird for laughing. The loop resets and you can do it again. No dialogue, no buildup, just straight to the point. I kept waiting for a second scene or something, but no. What you see is what you get. For a browser game, it loads fast and doesn't try to be more than it is. The brunette hair physics are actually decent, which is more than I can say for some bigger budget stuff. Anyway, if you ever wanted to see Goku's dick, here you go.