The story kicks off with a guy who is way too in love for his own good, the type who says “yeah, sure, whatever you want” and actually means it. He’s not a virgin loser archetype, he’s just kind of emotionally dumb, which is honestly more fun to watch. You follow him through this slow-burn mess where everything looks like romantic devotion on the surface, but underneath it’s basically one long build-up to him getting used, teased, and milked by every soft, curvy woman orbiting his life. The pacing is more like a long, lazy handjob than a quick fap: not much “gameplay” in the classic sense, since it’s a kinetic novel, but a lot of scenes where he’s sitting there trying to be a good guy while you, the player, are screaming at the screen, “bro, she is literally jerking you off with her eyes.”

The girls are the kind that porn sites keep putting on the front page because they know exactly what people click: thick asses that take up half the screen, tits that never learned about gravity, and this very deliberate way they move in the 3D scenes so you always get that voyeur vibe. There’s this one moment in the bathroom where the MC is just “accidentally” watching one of them shower, telling himself he should look away, and the camera just stays glued to her ass cheeks while the water runs down, and you know the dev was like, yeah, this is the real plot. Another scene has him on the couch with one girl asleep half on top of him, and she’s “unconsciously” rubbing against his crotch while pretending to be innocent, and you’re sitting there thinking, sure, unconscious, right, absolutely. The blowjob scenes go from teasing to sloppy without much warning, like she starts just licking the tip, talking shit, then suddenly she’s pushing him to the edge and not stopping, and the game really likes to hold on that moment where he tries to pull out and she just grabs his hips and takes the whole load inside, with that creampie close-up that lingers longer than it probably should. Vaginal scenes are not shy either: you see her riding him, her tits bouncing all over the place, her ass slapping against his lap, and the sound design goes completely overboard in a good way, like someone cranked the wet slider to 300%.

What I kind of enjoyed is how the “harem” thing doesn’t start as an obvious goal. It looks like a normal romance at first, but the boundaries keep getting pushed. One girl “helps” him relieve stress with a handjob while talking about another girl, then later that other girl is on her knees, trying to outdo the first one, talking with her mouth full and drooling all over his shaft. There’s this scene where two of them basically treat him like a sex toy, one sitting on his face, the other riding his dick, and he’s trying to talk about feelings while they are literally using him like a mattress. The teasing is constant: short skirts, bending over on purpose, thick asses pressed in his face, one of them casually walking around without panties just to see how long he lasts before snapping and fucking her against the kitchen counter. Masturbation is all over the place too; you catch them touching themselves when they think he’s not around, or he’s jerking off while remembering how her lips felt on his cock, and the camera does not cut away. Oral, vaginal, creampie, all the “finish inside” fantasies you’d expect, but wrapped around a guy who keeps saying he’ll do anything for love and then actually proves it with his dick. It’s horny, a bit dumb in a charming way, and very obsessed with big asses and big tits in close-up, which, let’s be honest, is probably why you’re here anyway.

Frieren looks way too calm for someone getting dragged into that kind of hole. Like, she keeps this saintly face while the whole dungeon’s alive with squishy noises and glowing runes that probably weren’t OSHA-approved. The game doesn’t even pretend to be serious - one second you’re clicking through some dusty corridor, the next she’s half-stuck in a wall, robes sliding down, and I swear the tentacles have better comedic timing than half the anime parodies I’ve seen. There’s this dumb little sound effect when you misclick that feels like the dev trolling you personally. And yeah, I laughed, then immediately felt weird for laughing, then laughed again. That’s the loop here: arousal, confusion, laughter, repeat.

Mechanically, it’s point-and-click, but not the “find the key” kind - more like “poke the wrong spot and something indecent happens.” The animation’s surprisingly alive; her eyes twitch in that awkward, human way that makes it both hotter and funnier. You can tell the artist’s obsessed with micro-expressions - tiny smirks, that split-second of resistance before she just gives up trying to look dignified. The glory hole bit? It’s handled with this absurd level of ritual, like the dev wanted to parody sacred fantasy tropes but ended up making the most unholy confession booth imaginable. Sometimes the camera lingers too long, like it’s waiting for you to blink first. I didn’t.

What kills me is how unserious it all feels. There’s no fake epic music, no “chosen one” nonsense - just this quiet, looping moan track that somehow fits the dungeon’s echo. I kept expecting a boss fight, but the only thing that fought back was my mouse hand. It’s lewd, sure, but it’s also self-aware in a stupidly charming way. You can almost hear the dev whisper, “yeah, I know what you came for,” while Frieren’s face says, “I can’t believe I’m in this mess again.” And honestly? Same.

The earthquake drill thing is such a weird plot device, honestly. Like, who thought "natural disaster simulation" would be the perfect meet-cute scenario? But whatever, it gets you roommates with Riley and that's where things get interesting. This femboy graphic designer has serious emotional baggage - the kind that makes you want to both protect him and corrupt him at the same time. His whole deal about being harassed and discriminated against feels real enough, even if the setup is janky.

Riley's got this vulnerable thing going on that hits different. He's not just some stereotypical uwu softboy - there's actual depth here with his insecurity about his work, his sexuality, his place in the world. The visual novel mechanics are pretty standard fare, nothing groundbreaking, but the writing around his character development surprised me. When he opens up about his past relationships and the shit he's dealt with, it doesn't feel like cheap trauma porn. Though I gotta say, some of the dialogue choices are weirdly specific - like why can I ask him about his skincare routine but not his actual job stress?

The adult content builds naturally instead of just throwing sex scenes at you every five minutes. Riley's sexual awakening feels earned, especially when he starts getting more confident and assertive. The art style works well for what it's trying to do, though I wish there were more clothing options during the... interactive moments. Also, why does every yaoi game have to make such a big deal about who's topping? Like, switches exist, developers. The emotional payoff when Riley finally trusts you enough to be completely vulnerable is genuinely sweet, even if the path there involves some questionable dialogue trees. Could use more variety in the intimate scenes though - feels like they ran out of steam halfway through development.

Man, this MHA dating sim is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your old jeans pocket - unexpectedly good but kinda wrinkled around the edges. The Koikatsu engine does most of the heavy lifting here, and honestly? It works better than it has any right to. You're basically living out every weeb's fantasy of hooking up with the Class 1-A girls, plus some pro heroes who definitely shouldn't be giving you the time of day but here we are.

The character roster is honestly impressive - we got Ochako being all cute and bubbly, Momo with that rich girl energy that somehow makes the paizuri scenes hit different, and don't even get me started on Mirko because that rabbit hero will absolutely wreck you in the best possible way. Mt Lady's scenes are chef's kiss, especially when she's in that cheerleader outfit that makes zero sense contextually but who cares. The dialogue tries to stay true to the characters which is... ambitious, I'll give them that. Sometimes Tsuyu sounds exactly like herself, other times she's spouting lines that would make Mineta blush. It's inconsistent but when it works, it really works.

Look, the gameplay loop is pretty standard dating sim stuff - talk to girls, pick dialogue options, unlock increasingly spicy scenes. Nothing groundbreaking there. But the variety of positions and scenarios keeps things interesting. The footjob scene with Jiro had me questioning my life choices in the best way, and the lesbian content with Toga and Uraraka is surprisingly well animated. Sure, some of the English translation reads like it went through Google Translate twice, and occasionally the girls' personalities do complete 180s between scenes, but when you're balls deep in a threesome with Mina and Hagakure (invisible girl jokes write themselves), you're not exactly critiquing the narrative consistency. The visual novel elements feel tacked on but whatever, we're not here for Shakespeare.