Your pap dies off-screen, leaves you his whole damn job in Soul Society, and you’re still basically a horny newbie who barely remembers which captain hates which. That’s the vibe here. You’re thrown in as the new commander, everyone calls you “taicho” with that fake respect, and half the time you’re trying to decide if you should fix the political mess or just fuck your way through it. First scene already tells you how it goes: one minute you’re at a funeral, the next you’re staring at Rukia’s legs way too long and thinking “yeah this is not how a responsible leader behaves” while the game kinda smiles and says, “good, keep going.” It doesn’t pretend to be epic and serious, even when it tries. You talk to captains, you mess with schedules, send squads on missions, but every choice has that “ok but how does this help me get into her pants” feeling. Sometimes it’s soft stuff, like walking Hinata-style shy girls out of their shell with dumb little compliments, sometimes it’s straight up “I’m your commander, get on your knees” and the game doesn’t flinch at all.

What really hooked me was how dirty it gets once you stop being polite. At first I was like “I’ll play the good boy,” trying to keep everyone friendly, but you run into Rangiku and her tits are basically their own cutscene, spilling out of the uniform every time she bends forward. You can tease her, get teased back, or just push it into rough territory if you set your dominance high enough. Same with Yoruichi. One route she’s trolling you, laughing in your face, making you jerk off like a dog while she watches. Different route, you’ve got her on all fours, collar biting into her neck, ass up and dripping while you decide if it’s going to be slow pussy worship or full-on choke-and-cream. The game doesn’t hide the nasty stuff: sleep sex scenes, voyeurism when you spy on captains bathing, lesbian side events with girls grinding on each other while you’re just there stroking, ahegao faces that would get you banned on Instagram in one second. It’ll let you titfuck Orihime on your office chair, footjob from some smug captain who pretends she hates you, sex toys stuffed into subordinates while they’re trying to keep a straight face in meetings. One moment you’re holding a sweet romance flag with someone like Inoue, later you’re watching her gag on your cock while her eyes roll up, drool everywhere, and then you still go to a “respectful” briefing like nothing happened. The AI CG actually surprised me a bit, sometimes it looks weird on fingers but then you get a midnight creampie scene with Nel or a rough blowjob with Tsunade-tier milf and suddenly you forget everything you wanted to complain about. I still hate that tiny menu button that’s slightly off-center and my brain screams every time I tap it, but yeah, this is one of those games where you say “ok, just one more scene” and then your dick hurts but you still click.

It’s a weird kind of wrong that feels almost too confident about itself. The game just throws you right into this hotel-room-styled tension between Ben and Gwen, like there’s no excuse, no build-up, just quiet breathing and the kind of slow curiosity that only gets worse the more you watch. The control scheme is barely there - you think you’re just clicking around to peek, but then you’re moving hands and lips like you’re trying to pass off an accident as an experiment. The pacing makes it feel like time stretches sideways. There’s that one moment where Gwen turns, half-asleep, and it’s not clear if she knows what’s happening, and you catch yourself leaning closer like a total creep. God help me, I think that’s intentional.

Half the time the audio feels too loud, but maybe that’s the point - it’s not polished, like it’s meant to break the “cartoon world” with uncomfortable realism. The blowjob scene looks like it was stitched together by someone who didn’t care about pretty, just raw motion, the way her throat tightens around him while he mutters things that sound more like apologies than dirty talk. And then when you switch to doggystyle, yeah it’s cliché, but the way the lighting flickers - it’s distracting as hell and, weirdly, kind of hypnotic. The game’s rhythm keeps screwing with you: it slows down on the heavy stuff like missionary creampie and then speeds up when you least expect, like the code itself is embarrassed about what it’s showing. I got annoyed at that. Then again, maybe that’s why I didn’t stop.

You can tell whoever made this knew exactly what nostalgia they were playing with, too. There’s this sick mix of childhood memory and adult hunger that no one wants to admit enjoying. Kind of like watching something too close to a secret. The handjob bit feels almost shy, then the facial lands out of nowhere, breaking the build-up in the most abrupt, stupidly real way. I hate that it worked. I hate that my mouse hand twitched even after the final loop restarted. If that’s not the most human reaction, I don’t know what is.

Man, this One Punch Man parody hits different than I expected. You're playing as some wannabe hero trying to climb the rankings while dealing with Tatsumaki and other monster girls who are way more interested in fucking than fighting. The whole thing starts innocent enough - you're doing typical RPG stuff, training stats, picking dialogue options - but then suddenly you're getting handjobs from green-haired psychics and the game's asking if you want to use toys during combat encounters.

The turn-based system is weird because sometimes you're actually fighting monsters and sometimes you're just trying not to cum too fast during sex scenes. Like there's this one part where I'm battling some creature and the next screen I'm balls deep in her getting a creampie scene. The transitions don't make much sense but honestly who cares when Tatsumaki's giving you that look. Though I gotta say the humor lands pretty well - they nail that OPM vibe where everything's simultaneously serious and completely ridiculous. The protagonist's this skinny virgin type who keeps getting into situations way over his head, which tracks for the source material.

What threw me off was how the transformation stuff works - characters change during scenes but it's not always clear why or when it'll happen. One minute you're talking to a normal-looking girl, next she's got tentacles or whatever and you're doing anal. The masturbation mechanics feel tacked on too, like they needed to hit certain tags but didn't know how to integrate them naturally. Still, when it works it really works - the oral scenes with monster girls are genuinely hot and the whole "hero ranking" thing gives you actual goals beyond just seeing titties. Plus the parody elements mean you're not taking any of it too seriously, which helps when the plot gets completely bonkers.

This one feels like somebody took a cheap porn pop‑up from old Firefox days and stretched it into a “game” just enough that you can pretend you’re doing something with your hands that isn’t just jerking off. You open it and boom, Lois is already there, big ass, big hair, that weird Family Guy rubber look, but somehow hotter than she ever was in the show. She’s not “realistic” hot, she’s that weird cartoon porn hot where the proportions are slightly off and you’re like, yeah ok, this is cursed, I’m in. There’s basically no build‑up, no fake romance, no “oh no, Peter” drama, just straight to her bent over, Quagmire behind her with that creepy grin like the horny goblin he always is. I kinda respect how lazy it is. I also kinda hate it. The background is almost nothing, just enough to tell you “this is probably their house, whatever” and then the camera forgets about the world and stares at her ass like it lost its brain. Which, to be fair, is also what happens to you after a minute.

What actually feels like a game is that you flip through the different ways he pounds her from behind. There’s this dumb little moment where you’re clicking around, trying to find the hot zone, and the first time the animation switches you go “oh shit, it moved.” It’s still just doggy, but every style has a slightly different mood. One is slower, he sinks in deep, her back arches, her tits sway a bit more. Another he just slams her hard, his hips smack her ass, and her expression goes from “oh this is nice” to “ok fuck, that’s a lot.” You can almost hear Quagmire’s stupid giggle in your head even if the game itself is quiet. I kinda wish there was sound, but at the same time I know they would have used some trash looped moan that drives me insane after thirty seconds, so maybe silence is mercy. The way her hair bounces is strangely hypnotic. I caught myself staring only at the hair for like twenty seconds, wondering who animated that, and then realized I was supposed to be looking a bit lower. Clicking through the positions is a little janky, sometimes it stutters, sometimes it jumps to a frame where it looks like he’s clipping inside her spine, but it still does the job. It’s like those old Flash sites I used to open in Internet Explorer by accident, only on purpose this time.

The cheating angle is there, but they don’t milk it too hard. Peter’s not on screen, there’s no awkward cutscene where he walks in, no “family drama,” just that quiet knowledge in your head that yeah, she’s sneaking around with the neighborhood sex pest while her fat goof husband is at work. It actually makes it hotter for me that the game doesn’t scream about it. It just lets you imagine the rest. You’re basically in Quagmire’s head, or maybe you’re just the invisible creep moving the camera, watching her push her ass back on him like she’s been waiting all week for this. There’s this one animation where her hands grip the side of the furniture and her fingers twitch when he goes deeper, and that tiny detail hit me way harder than the obvious stuff. I wish they put that same care into everything, because some frames look lazy as hell, like somebody rushed before lunch. Still, the whole thing is so blunt and honest about what it wants that it kinda works. No story, no choices, no fake morality, just a married redhead with a bubble butt getting wrecked from behind in five slightly different flavors while you sit there, mouse in hand, pretending you’re “testing” which angle is best. Spoiler: you’ll probably cycle through all of them anyway.