Damn, I was expecting some polished AAI production but got this weird fever dream instead. The whole premise sounds like someone threw every popular waifu into a blender with vacation vibes - you got Hinata lounging by pools, Tsunade doing... well, Tsunade things, and somehow Makima ended up serving cocktails? The art's all over the place too, some CG looks decent while others feel rushed, but honestly that's part of the charm. You're this resort worker trying to bang basically every anime girl who ever made you question your life choices during puberty.

What gets me is how they just dumped everyone together without caring about continuity. Bulma's chatting with Nami about... resort management I guess? While Yor's doing her assassin thing but in a bikini. The dialogue ranges from surprisingly sweet romance attempts to straight-up "let's fuck behind the tiki bar" energy. Some scenes with Mitsuri actually made me feel things before immediately cutting to Nobara being aggressive as hell - gave me whiplash but not complaining. The sandbox elements let you wander around hitting on whoever, though the interaction system feels clunky. Sometimes clicking on Yoruichi just makes her repeat the same flirty line three times.

The sex scenes vary wildly - some are genuinely hot with decent buildup, others feel like they were animated by someone who learned anatomy from hentai exclusively. Shinobu's route surprised me with actual character development before the inevitable creampie finale. Meanwhile Makima's just... being Makima but horny, which works I guess? The whole thing feels unfinished in places, dialogue cuts off mid-sentence sometimes, but there's enough content to keep you busy. Just don't expect AAA polish when you're getting your rocks off to seeing Momo in situations that'd make her classmates blush.

I didn’t expect to laugh this much while, you know, also being wildly turned on. *Furry Bang Town* sounds like some cheap meme bait, but halfway through the first date scene with that smug wolf barista (he keeps pretending he’s bored while his tail literally wags), I realized this game knows exactly what it’s doing. There’s this weird mix of parody and genuine horniness - it flirts with irony but still goes all in when things get wet. The humor hits that awkward space where you don’t know if you’re supposed to cringe or moan. And the writing? Kind of broken in places, but in a way that feels like someone poured their kinks into Google Translate and said, “good enough.” It works. Too well maybe.

I keep thinking about Judy - not the movie one, but the version here who’s somehow both a cop and a futa stripper on weekends. Her route wrecked me; she teases like she’s reading your mind, then there’s this beach scene where she just drops the uniform and starts talking about “justice” while grinding against your thigh. It’s ridiculous. I almost closed the tab, but the sound design pulled me back - heavy breathing layered with seagulls and waves, absurdly effective. Then suddenly, boom, Pokémon crossover out of nowhere. A Lucario bartender offering “protein shots.” I wanted to roll my eyes, but I was already clicking through dialogue faster than I’d like to admit.

The public use scenes are messy in every sense - crowded cafe bathrooms, fur everywhere, people pretending not to watch. It’s filthy, kind of funny, and weirdly intimate. I hated that it made me feel something beyond just arousal. Also, the ending just stops mid-sentence, like the dev gave up or came too early. Still, I can’t stop thinking about that line where the pony character whispers, “You smell like story.” What does that even mean? Maybe nothing. Maybe everything. I’m probably overthinking it, but whatever - this game got under my skin in ways it really shouldn’t have.

You know that feeling when you’re scrolling on your phone, bored out of your mind, and you start thinking “yeah, I kinda wanna flirt with half the anime multiverse right now”? This game leans right into that. It’s a mobile-style dating sim where your whole job is to talk, tease, and slowly push your way from cute banter to full-on filthy with a bunch of familiar faces. One minute you’re trying to keep your shit together while Tsunade leans in with those ridiculous tits, the next you’re trading playful jabs with Marin Kitagawa like she’s your chaotic cosplay girlfriend who absolutely knows she’s out of your league. It’s very much a “pick a waifu, poke at her until she cracks, then enjoy the view” setup. You answer questions, pick dialog options, earn points when you say the thing she wants to hear, and each correct move nudges the relationship from “hi, senpai” to “okay, pull your dick out already.”

What I like is how the game doesn’t pretend it’s some deep, tragic romance. It pretends for like 10 seconds, then goes straight into horny nerd brain. You start with small talk, a bit of teasing, then she starts hinting, and once you’ve stacked enough points, the clothes start vanishing. One date you’re laughing with Aqua while she’s being useless and bratty, the next date she’s grinding in your lap and calling you a pervert like it’s your fault. Rias acts all composed, polite, almost royal, but you keep pushing the right answers and suddenly you’re getting your cock squeezed between those huge tits she pretends are a burden. There are titfucks, messy handjobs, slow teasing oral where she holds eye contact like she wants to watch you lose control, the usual “oops I sat on it” vaginal sex, and yeah, anal too if you unlock the right scenes. Some girls treat it as a reward, some as a challenge, some as “shut up and enjoy it.” I had this moment with a certain dragon milf where she’s bouncing on top of me with that massive ass, smiling like she’s finally found a new toy, and I genuinely forgot to click the next line because I was too busy staring.

It’s not all straight either, which is nice. You’ve got traps like Astolfo and Felix in the mix, cute and flirty and way too confident, and if you’re into that, the game doesn’t tiptoe around it. They flirt hard, they suck you off like they’ve practiced, they ride you like they’re trying to prove something. Some routes feel more romantic, like a soft slow-burn with a girl like Rem, where you actually care a bit about the conversation before you end up buried inside her, and some are pure chaos, like Darkness begging you to use her like a toy while you’re thinking “ok, I’m the degenerate here but wow.” It’s kinda funny how sometimes the writing hits this surprisingly sweet mood, then two screens later you’re balls-deep and watching a loop of her moaning and drooling, legs shaking. There’s a harem vibe too once you realize just how many characters are waiting for you. Best way to enjoy it? Don’t rush. Take a character, answer her correctly, watch her shift from “oh, we’re just talking” to “fuck me harder” and let yourself get sucked into each scene. Screenshot the faces you like, replay the ones that make you twitch, and let the game do what it clearly wants to do: melt your brain in the dirtiest, laziest way possible.

Laundry spinning, kid finally asleep, phone on silent, I opened this thing just “to check it out” and suddenly I’m in some horny isekai fever dream where all the Demon Slayer girls want to climb on my soul. It starts super simple, like any Ren’Py visual novel, click through some text, pick a choice, think “ok, I know this drill.” Then you notice how they look at you. Shinobu giving that calm doctor smile while talking sweet poison, and the dialogue suddenly shifts from polite to straight up “I want to test your stamina, for research.” Romance flags everywhere, harem energy strong, and I’m sitting there in sweatpants pretending I’m not grinning at my monitor like an idiot. The game treats you like the center of some fucked up softcore universe, you’re the outsider dude dropped in, and every route basically asks, “Whose bed do you ruin first?” Nezuko all shy and needy, Mitsuri just horny sunshine that can’t shut up about how “thick” you are, Daki with that mean, bratty mouth that makes you want to pin her to a wall. Half the time I’m skipping chores just to push one more choice, see one more CG, then I remember I left clothes in the washer and just keep going anyway. Priorities, right.

What I liked is how the game doesn’t pretend to be some serious epic. It’s horny fanfiction that knows exactly what it is. Choices usually boil down to: be a gentleman, be a tease, or be a complete degenerate, and the girls react in a way that actually feels kinda in-character, if their original show had been aired on Pornhub instead of TV. One scene with Aoi caught me off guard: she’s scolding you like a strict nurse, then one tiny dialogue choice and suddenly she’s straddling you on the infirmary bed, trying to keep her voice down while begging you to go deeper. Filthy as hell, but written with enough charm that it doesn’t feel like a soulless click-and-fap thing. I wish there was more jealousy drama though. If you’re juggling a full harem, I want Mitsuri pouting, Shinobu smiling while promising “punishment,” Daki calling you a useless pig while still grinding on your thigh. It flirts with that, but never totally commits, and I kinda hate that, but I also know they’re never changing it, so whatever, I’ll still play. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like you get a really tender romantic moment, stars and confessions, and literally two clicks later you’re balls-deep in one of them against a tree with zero transition. But, honestly, that messy vibe fits. Feels like watching fan edits on TikTok where everything’s just vibes and horny brain.

The lewd scenes themselves are not shy. You get full-on fucking with sound, skin slapping, messy kissing, and dirty talk that actually made me mute once because I forgot my window was open. Mitsuri riding you like a maniac, moaning about how perfect your cock is, Nezuko clutching your arm like she’s scared she’ll break if you go harder, Shinobu whispering in your ear exactly how you’re filling her, all clinical and filthy at the same time. The camera moves just enough so you actually see bodies grinding, not just static poses. Sometimes the lines are a bit awkward, but honestly that made it feel more real, like porn written at 2 in the morning by someone too horny to edit. There’s romance, there’s tender cuddling after you’ve absolutely wrecked them, there’s playful teasing before you push them onto the futon and go again. And yeah, I got annoyed that one scene reused the same background for like three different girls and it pulled me out of the mood for half a second, but I still clicked through and finished anyway. That’s the kind of game this is: messy, horny, shameless, and somehow exactly what my tired adult brain wanted after folding endless socks and answering work emails on my phone. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?