The first thing that hits you is that MIDI horn section. It’s like a royalty free dirge for a 90s fantasy VHS that got left in a hot car, and somehow it loops perfectly with the wet slapping sounds. The audio mix is so aggressively unpolished I genuinely laughed out loud when Xareth, our twink prince, got groped for the first time and the squish noise sounded like someone dropping a whole raw chicken on tile. I don’t know if it’s incompetence or camp genius and honestly I’m past caring because the whole thing has this fever dream energy that just works.

So Prince Xareth’s dad got owned by some conman king, right? And this elf boy’s brilliant plan to get his throne back is to wander into an orc camp looking like a twink that got lost on the way to a Final Fantasy audition. The dialogue is pure “my first fantasy novel” but the second you pick a love interest it’s like the game stops pretending to be about a coup and just becomes a logistics simulator for how many orc dicks can fit in one elf. There’s a specific scene with an orc chieftain where he’s supposed to be explaining war tactics but the black and white sketch just shows Xareth bent over a war table getting absolutely railed, and the contrast between the dull political text and the explicit visual is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. The muscle definition on the orcs is drawn in this aggressively angular style, all t*** and no neck, and it’s somehow both hot and deeply silly.

The multiple penetration tag isn’t a warning here, it’s the main gameplay loop. You’ll be clicking through a “compelling storyline” about tribal alliances and then oh, look, an orc fourway where the anatomy just kind of blurs together into a mass of green skin and elf moans. Some of the color images look like they were scanned from a smudged printer and I love it. The black and white ones actually have better linework. Why are there dozens of endings? I got one where everyone just dies and another where the prince becomes the tribe’s communal stress relief toy. The game is 20 hours of this. A conman king is still on the throne I think, I honestly forgot to check because I was too busy watching an orc get double teamed by his own buddies in a side route.

My Netorase Delusions looks like it was drawn on a budget of three yen and a half eaten bag of chips. The 2DCG art has this weird charm though, like finding a porno mag from 2003 under a park bench. You play this salaryman, right, typical dude with a sexy wife and a boring life. Big tits on her, the artist really focused there. And then he gets into cuckolding. Not the angry jealous kind, more like the "hmm, what if I let that big delivery guy have a go?" kind of thoughtful. The whole thing feels like a fever dream you'd have after too much cheap beer.

The animation is... there. Sometimes. A handjob scene with a black guy I picked from a list, it was like watching a slideshow where someone forgot half the slides. But the voice acting, man. The wife's little gasps, the way she says things she shouldn't. That's the real hook. The soundtrack is just some loop that drills into your skull, I muted it after five minutes and put on some lo-fi hip hop, which honestly made the whole thing way more surreal. There's a trap character, which was a surprise. A choice came up and I just stared at the screen for a solid minute, not gonna lie.

It's a visual novel, so you click and read. You pick which guy gets to, you know, share your wife. The milf tag is strong here, she's got that mature vibe that makes the whole netorare thing hit different. The male protagonist is such a wet blanket, I wanted to slap him, but also, I kept clicking. The English is broken in a way that feels intentional, like the creator just typed what felt right. It's not polished, it's a mess, a glorious, horny mess. Like a story told by a drunk friend who keeps forgetting the point but you're too invested to stop him.

You know what's funny about hentai games? They always promise some big setup and then it's just a slideshow. This one, right, it's Orihime from Bleach, that redhead with the ridiculous chest, and she's at a train station. Subway. Whatever. The description says she hates trains because of perverts, and honestly that's the whole plot. A group of guys corner her. That's it. No build up, no choices, just straight to the action.

And I'm sitting there clicking through, and the art is... look, it's not good. The proportions are all wrong even by anime standards. Her tits are like beach balls, and the guys look like they were drawn by someone who's only seen human beings in other hentai games. But here's the thing. I kept clicking. I don't know why. Maybe it's the group aspect, the way they all just use her without any pretense. One minute she's walking, next minute she's on her knees, and the game doesn't even try to justify it. No stupid dialogue about how she secretly wants it. Just raw, mechanical scenes.

The animation is basically nonexistent. Two frames if you're lucky. The sound effects are stock stuff you'd find on some free site from 2005. And yet I finished the whole thing in one sitting, which took maybe ten minutes. There's this one scene where they've got her bent over one of those subway handrails, and the angle is completely impossible, her spine would snap, but whatever. I've seen worse anatomy in triple A games.

I think what got me was how unpolished everything is. Usually these games try to be slick and fail. This one doesn't even try. It's like finding a crumpled doujin in a back alley. The jank is the appeal. Or maybe I'm just making excuses for why I played through a game where the main character's boobs clip through her own arms. The group scene at the end, where they all finish on her face, the artist clearly gave up on the hair physics. It just looks like orange spaghetti. Still clicked through it though. Twice. Don't judge me.

God, I miss Miss Trick. She had this whole chaotic energy that made everything feel like a fun disaster waiting to happen. Instead I get stuck doing her cleanup, because apparently she buggered off on some holiday and forgot to cancel the interview slots. So now I've got these two women, right? Blonde, real models, the kind where the CV folder is ninety percent photos and ten percent "I'm a good communicator." The first one shows up, Sasha I think, all business chic, and it hits me that this is actually my job now. Asking the right questions.

The whole setup is this weird puzzle of stripping. Not in a tacky way. More like, you have to actually read her CV, find the weird little hooks, and pick dialogue that doesn't make you sound like a complete creep. She's sitting there on my couch, and I'm like, "So you did amateur theater?" and suddenly she's dropping her blazer. The game logic is dumb as hell if I think about it too long. One minute you're discussing her past barista experience, next minute her skirt is on the floor. The transitions are so sudden. I wish there was a bit more buildup, some tension, but Nude Spots is what the cheatsheet in the corner calls them. Just click the right spot on her body or on the paper and bam, clothing gone. Very dream job, very much not how HR told me this would go.

What gets me is the videoquest angle. It's not static. She's actually talking on my screen, this real person doing a striptease because I asked a smart question about her skill set. The second girl was even more direct, barely pretended to care about the interview. There's this one moment where you ask about her "flexibility" and she just smirks. That smirk is worth it. The whole thing plays out like a very specific, very horny interactive video you'd find in a forgotten corner of a site that stopped updating in 2008. I'm still pissed Miss Trick left me this mess. But I'm also not deleting her contact.

That stupid wolf isn't even in this one. Just three woodsmen who apparently kept track of every single log they ever dropped off. The debt counter sits there in the corner like it's judging you. Red's got those massive tits barely contained in her hood, blonde hair, the whole fairy tale setup except now she's negotiating payment plans with her mouth.

I spent way too long on the first guy. The animation loops are basic, sure, but something about the way she looks up during the blowjob got me. There's this moment where the facial hits and it just keeps going, way more than seems physically possible, and I'm sitting there on the bus trying to angle my phone so the old lady next to me doesn't see bukkake on my screen at 8 in the morning. The cum physics are ridiculous. Like, genuinely absurd amounts. Her face disappears under it and I laughed out loud which was a mistake because then the guy next to me glanced over.

The gangbang scene unlocks after you clear the first two woodsmen and honestly I didn't expect the big cock tag to mean THAT big. Red takes it like a champ though. There's no real gameplay beyond clicking through dialogue and watching scenes play out. You're just... paying off firewood debt. That's the whole plot. The woodsmen don't even have names, they're just Woodcutter A, B, and C with increasingly aggressive attitudes about late payments.

The facial animations glitch sometimes. Her eyes cross at weird moments. One of the woodsmen's hands clips through her hair during the gangbang and I couldn't stop noticing it. Still finished though. The blonde hair getting messier with each scene is a nice touch, strands sticking to her face after the third or fourth load. I wish there was more buildup before the gangbang, it just kind of happens. But I guess that's the point? Red Riding Hood but make it a debt collector fantasy with way more cum than any human body could produce. The woodsmen must be severely dehydrated.

The Moretti mansion sits behind a gate that costs more than my entire cab, and I'm inside because some lady left her phone in my backseat. That's the premise. Secrets Between Lines, another point and click adult VN that's rougher than sandpaper but somehow I'm at 87% unlocks and won't sleep until I get the rest. The renders look like someone learned Daz3D last Tuesday, lighting's all wrong on half the scenes, character models have that dead eye thing going on. But the corruption arc? Actually kinda nasty.

You're this broken taxi driver, mom's sick, brother's useless, and then this mystery woman Elena pulls you into the Moretti family drama. The animations are stiff as hell but when you finally get that titfuck scene with Sofia, her giant naturals all up in your face, the jank almost adds to it. Almost. The game tries to be this serious mafia romance with actual consequences for sleeping around, which yeah sure, but also there's a scene where the mob boss's wife blows you in his office while he's on the phone. The humor lands maybe half the time, some dialogue reads like someone ran Italian through Google Translate twice.

What bugs me is the point and click bits feel pointless. Just clicking hotspots until something happens, no real puzzle to it. The Moretti sister, Isabella, has this whole backstory about wanting to escape the family business, but her scenes are like two animations total. Big ass, barely any content. Meanwhile Maria the maid gets a full corruption path from shy church girl to facefuck enthusiast. Priorities, I guess? The game hits different when you realize there's no harem ending, just separate routes that lock you out hard. Miss one choice at the gala and suddenly three characters won't talk to you anymore. Been there.

Secretly kinda love how unpolished it feels though. The bath scene with Elena has water that looks like blue jello but the dialogue is genuinely hot, all whispers and power plays. Not many adult games let you ruin every relationship by being greedy, this one punishes you for it. The Moretti patriarch's mistress, whatever her name was, has exactly one scene and it's the most explicit thing in here. Go figure.

The first time Karen from accounting pulls down her panties in the supply closet, her face is doing that thing. You know the one. Eyes rolled back, tongue lolling out like a dog that found the treat drawer. Ahegao in a 3DCG office sim. I wasn't ready.

Dream Office starts with you as some fresh meat in a company where everyone's either corrupt, corruptible, or about to be. There's this mystery drug floating around the water cooler and suddenly your boss, the MILF who signs your paychecks, is looking at you different. The blackmail mechanics aren't complicated. Catch someone doing something they shouldn't, and suddenly you've got leverage. What I appreciate is how the corruption doesn't happen all at once. Sarah from HR starts as this prim romance option, all blushing virgin energy, and three "choices" later she's on her knees in the break room. The oral scenes are animated well enough that I forgot to save my progress twice.

The office setting feels lived in. Not in a "wow such worldbuilding" way but in a "I've worked in places like this and yeah the break room does smell like burnt coffee" way. The dating sim elements are there if you want them. Take Karen to dinner, learn about her cat, whatever. Or just let the drug do its work and skip to the vaginal scenes that get increasingly unhinged. The male protagonist is a blank slate, which works because you're not here for his personality. You're here to watch professional women unravel.

I wish the animated sequences had more variety in the facial expressions. After the fifth ahegao it loses some impact, but that's a complaint I won't dwell on because honestly I kept clicking anyway. The 3DCG models have that slightly plastic look that somehow makes the whole thing dirtier. Like watching mannequins discover they have nerve endings. There's a scene with the CEO that I won't spoil but let's just say the desk is not used for quarterly reports. The romance path feels tacked on, but who cares. You're not here for hand holding. You're here because the office is a pressure cooker and everyone's about to boil over.

Rich older woman fantasy is everywhere, but this one flips it a bit. Here you’re in her skin, not the sugar baby, and she’s already had her “perfect life” phase. Private trips, designer crap, young cock that worships her body, all that Instagram luxury vibe, then boom, she walks in on him face-deep in some other girl and everything goes to hell in like five seconds. No drama cutscene, no slow-mo, just that nasty punch in the stomach feeling and suddenly she’s out, proud, broke, horny, and stuck in a boring little shop where the highlight of the week is an old guy “accidentally” brushing his hand over her tits while pretending to reach for some item on the top shelf. The game really milks that humiliation: her in a cheap uniform, huge boobs obviously not fitting right, customers staring at her ass more than the products, her yanking her short skirt down in the corner of the screen and pretending she doesn’t notice. And yeah, you can just send her straight home after work to lie on that crappy bed in a tiny apartment and finger herself while she scrolls through rich people pics on Insta clone, but that’s kinda where it starts getting fun, because the game doesn’t treat masturbating like a single click thing. She goes from “just stress relief” to full-on sweaty, desperate, legs shaking, trying to be quiet while the neighbor’s TV is blasting through the wall.

It’s a sandbox, so nothing is in a rush. You wander around this small city hub, check the gym, the store, back alleys, some cheap bar with sticky floors. At the gym the trainer basically looks at her like she’s walking sex with money problems, and the camera knows exactly what it’s doing when she’s doing squats: slow focus on that big ass in tight leggings, a little jiggle in the animated loops, sweat mark creeping down the spine. The AI art is surprisingly on point half the time, then suddenly her hair clips through her shoulder and it looks weird, but her tits look so good you kinda forgive it. One moment you’re doing those regular RPG-ish things like checking stats and equipment, and then some dude in the locker room “helps” her with stretching, his hands staying too long on her hips, sliding up to cup one boob “by accident”, and the game just sits there like “so… do you let this happen?” without a big moral flag. That’s where the simulator vibe hits: do you want fast dirty money, or do you play it slow, keep her cleaning shelves and watching her bank balance crawl up while guys grope her in subtle ways they pretend are normal.

The harassment scenes are filthy in a way that feels too close to real life sometimes. There’s this moment in the store when the regular milf customer comes in, clearly older than the MC but still stacked, and starts giving these backhanded compliments like “You’re very… brave to dress like that at your age.” The protagonist smiles politely, then later at home she’s naked in front of the mirror, squeezing her own tits, judging her body and getting turned on at the same time. It’s not just “click sex scene, done.” She scrolls through some escort app, Tinder ripoff, OnlyFans style feed, you name it, and you feel her sliding from “just looking” to “I could do better than these girls” while her hand’s already between her legs. The game loves that slow corruption: the first time she accepts a “private training” session in the gym office, the way the office door closes, lights a bit dim, the trainer standing too close, his hand “correcting her posture” while her nipples are already hard and poking through the sports bra. The animation is simple but it gets the point across, his fingers digging into her flesh, her pretending to resist for like half a second, then leaning into it like she’s been starving for touch. You get those moments where she clearly hates being broke, hates lowering her standards, but the second a younger guy fingers her against a locker or a client grabs her ass in the stock room, she’s moaning like she missed this life more than the money. It’s messy, horny, sometimes ugly, sometimes hot as hell, and the game just shrugs and lets you push her deeper. Nothing feels clean here, and that’s kind of the charm.

The whole thing hangs on Smurfette’s ass, let’s be real. Not the cartoon, not the parody, just that one exaggerated, animated bounce when she walks past during a sandbox segment. The rest of the game is built around that single frame of animation, a promise that maybe, if you click enough bushes and craft the right nonsense item, you’ll get to see more of it. It’s a RenPy thing where you’re Gargamel’s apprentice, shrunk down and stuck in a village of only Smurfettes. A data point for the genre growth charts: we’ve officially hit peak “what if a kids’ show but with tits.”

Scruple, the little weirdo you play as, mostly gropes his way through a fantasy adventure that forgets it’s an adventure for long stretches. You’re collecting stuff, talking to monster girls with impossibly big tits, and unlocking animated scenes that feel like someone’s private Newgrounds project from 2007 escaped into the wild. There’s a titfuck scene with a monster that I’m still not sure was a bug or a feature, the animation looped weirdly, like a GIF having a stroke. A sex toy you craft early on, a poorly rendered vibrating mushroom or something, ends up being the key to half the teasing and voyeurism content. My kingdom for a decent UI though, clicking through the inventory feels like doing your taxes on a tamagotchi.

The oral sex and vaginal sex scenes unlock through a grind that’s oddly hypnotic. You’ll masturbate a Smurfette with a clumsy handjob minigame, then immediately get stuck on a dialogue tree that makes no sense, like the script was translated through three different languages and then back by someone who only knew memes. The parody aspect is thin, just names and blue skin slapped onto a generic sandbox. But then Smurfette does that thing with her tongue during a teasing sequence and you forget to be annoyed. The replayability? You’ll come back for the monster girl scenes you missed, the ones locked behind a groping mechanic that’s never explained. Future players should save before every dialogue choice, the game loves to punish you with a fade-to-black right when things get explicit.