This thing starts with zero buildup and honestly I respect that. One second you’re just some regular dude killing time, next second there’s this smug little dark elf in your room acting like she owns the place and also your dick. It feels like someone mashed together a comfy slice‑of‑life anime and the kind of horny daydream you get in the shower, then went “yeah, that’s enough plot” and hit export. The whole story just rolls forward without choices, so you’re strapped to the chair watching this one long, escalating tease where she keeps flipping between soft caretaker and bratty succubus energy. She pampers you, sure, but it isn’t just “here’s a blowjob now”. It’s the way she wipes your sweat while calling you a pervert, the way she presses too close when she “fixes” your clothes, the way she sits on your lap like it’s the most normal thing in the world and your brain is screaming that this is absolutely not normal.

The best bit is how casual the comedy is. She slaps your ego around, calls you out when you try to act cool, cracks dumb jokes about your stamina, and you still end up hard as a rock because every insult is paired with a new view of her tits or that tight little ass. One moment she’s feeding you like some fantasy maid, next she leans in, whispers filthy stuff that would get your phone banned from the living room, then pretends she didn’t say anything. It’s got that Ren’Py “click, read, click, horny” rhythm, but smoother than I expected, like the writer actually knows how horny people think when they’re bored and lonely. There’s this massage scene where she gets behind you, breathes in your ear, kneads your shoulders, then slowly works her hands lower and lower, and you feel the shift from “aw this is sweet” to “oh fuck she’s really going for it” in a couple of lines. Then she tosses in some supernatural talk like it’s totally fine that some otherworldly elf is milking you dry in your own bed. The romance part sneaks up on you too. You start laughing at her stupid jokes, then suddenly you care when she acts a bit shy, then she’s riding you and you’re like, yeah okay, maybe I’d sell my soul for this too. The only thing that annoyed me is there’s this one sound effect that repeats when she moves on the sheets and once I heard it, I could not unhear it, it’s like a wet squeak that lives in my brain now and I’m slightly mad about it, but also I went back to replay that scene on my phone in the bathroom like an idiot, so whatever.

Tifa as a charity worker is already a wild idea, but here it actually feels kind of perfect in a twisted way. She’s in this tiny room, trying to act like she’s seriously collecting “donations” for orphans, but her clothes and her boobs are doing most of the talking. She still has that familiar FF7 look, strong body, long brunette hair, but here she’s more like a shy escort on her first day who accidentally picked the hardcore route. The first guy who shows up doesn’t waste time at all. He doesn’t flirt, doesn’t roleplay, just grabs her like she’s a full-course meal and she’s stuck between trying to stay polite and trying not to moan too loud. It’s kind of funny, kind of hot, and weirdly wholesome in a broken, horny internet way.

The whole thing feels like a Pinoytoons fever dream. You’ve got this loud dude talking about his balls being full, and then suddenly his face is in Tifa’s ass like he skipped dinner just to be here. No long setup, no slow build. One moment she’s awkwardly standing there, next moment he’s licking her asshole, hands on her big tits, and she’s doing that confused “is this really happening for charity?” look. The pacing is odd, but it works. The blowjob part hits that hentai rhythm: she gets on her knees, wraps those soft lips around his cock, and you can see the shift from nervous to needy. Mouth shining with spit, cheeks hollowing, her eyes kind of lost between embarrassment and “fuck it, money is money.” Then he pulls her up, shoves himself between her legs, and the whole “donation” becomes very literal. Her pussy takes it all, boobs bouncing with every thrust, sound effects doing heavy lifting while she clings to him like she gave up on dignity around the second stroke.

Cum is basically the co-star here. First he paints her face, that classic messy facial that looks way too thick to be healthy, dripping down her cheeks and onto those ridiculous tits. Then there’s the proper creampie, him pushing deep inside and unloading like he’s been saving up for a boss fight. The camera really stays on that creamy mix leaking from her pussy, like it wants you to stare and think “yeah, orphans are eating good tonight.” It’s crude, it’s not subtle at all, and the whole vibe is this silly, horny parody of Final Fantasy where Tifa’s main job is literally getting stuffed for a cause. Nothing complicated, no fake romance, just a stacked brunette heroine, a loud horny fan, wet holes, sloppy blowjob, facial blast, and a warm load left inside her as a “donation receipt.”

This one feels like someone ripped a horny daydream straight out of an old PS2 kid’s brain and just went “ok, let’s see what happens if Yuna actually wants the dick now”. You’re not dealing with some big complicated system here, it’s basically a short visual novel wrapped around one idea: you finally get a private “date” with summoner Yuna, and the whole pure priestess vibe falls apart fast. It starts almost sweet, like those awkward JRPG cutscenes where nobody says what they mean, except here she very clearly wants to see what that staff of yours can cast. The camera plays tourist all over her body, slow pans on her chest when she leans in, that tight top pushed up just enough you can already imagine a titfuck before the game even offers it. I had Spotify open the first time and actually turned it off, because her voice moans and those little whimpers carry most of the tension. She sounds shy at first, then a bit slutty, then kind of broken in a way that probably should not be hot but still hits if you’re into that whole “good girl getting ruined” fantasy.

Then it hits you with the split: you decide if this turns into a soft, almost romantic fuck where you treat her like a prize you worked the whole pilgrimage for, or you go full monster and force her, grinding that priestess face into the floor while she begs. The game does not hide what it is. The “gentle” path still ends with cum all over her and deep creampies, doggystyle with her ass up and that little skirt useless around her waist, her mouth full and her eyes looking up at you while she tries to talk with a cock in her throat. The rough route just… tears the brakes out. You can hear the difference in her voice, the way the screams hit higher, the way the blowjob turns into more of a choke scene, the way you slam into her from behind like she’s just some slut you found in Luca instead of a high summoner. There’s a titfuck section where her boobs are squeezed together in a way that looks just wrong enough to be hot, then you finish on her face and she’s left there covered in cum, staring at you like you just deleted her whole save file. The 3D is old-school but it fits the dirty vibe, like some early fan work that got way too far. Click choices, watch scenes, no grinding, no puzzles, just straight porn dressed in Final Fantasy robes that get ripped off pretty fast. I’m a leaderboard chaser usually, I like counting clears and timing runs, but here my “any% Yuna ruined” route was just seeing how fast I could unlock every pose and every angle of her getting fucked hard, and honestly, that was enough.

New city, new school, and your first big decision is basically “study or jerk off while spying through somebody’s window.” That’s the kind of vibe this game has, and honestly it works way too well. You show up in this kinda normal-looking academy town, but everybody is obsessed with this card game that is clearly not balanced, not healthy, and definitely not safe for a school environment. One minute you’re trying to pass a boring class, next minute you’re locked into a turn based fight where you’re trying to outplay some smug bastard while also getting distracted by the fact that his mom has her tits spilling out of a blouse that should not pass any dress code ever made. The whole “Battles of Mythria” thing is like if Yu-Gi-Oh watched too much porn and decided clothes are optional while dueling. You sit there thinking about card synergies and suddenly the reward screen is a girl with a big ass bending over your desk, animated just enough that your brain goes “ok, yeah, I’m staying.”

The sex stuff is slow-burn and then somehow also not at all. You start with these teasing moments that feel like accidents: your hand “accidentally” landing on a thigh in the library, a MILF teacher leaning in a bit too close so your face is basically buried in her cleavage, brushing past a girl in the corridor and feeling way more than you should. The game loves voyeurism. A lot. You peek through cracked doors, watch a classmate masturbating on her bed while pretending you’re looking for a lost book, see a shower silhouette where the tits are just detailed enough that you pause your Spotify to focus. Sometimes it lets you decide: jerk off quietly right there with your mouse hand doing double duty, or save the tension for later so maybe she “catches” you another day and you end up with a handjob under a desk instead. And when a blowjob scene hits, it doesn’t just show it, it lingers. The lips move, saliva strings, her head rhythm matches the text boxes popping, and you forget there was supposed to be any kind of “plot mystery” in this town at all. The best part is when a card battle goes wrong, you lose, and the punishment is her pinning you down, pressing those huge tits into your face and groping you like you’re the prize. The worst part is the tiny hover tooltips in combat that flicker when you move the cursor too fast and now I’m mad thinking about it again because I kept misclicking like an idiot and skipping turns while half hard. Anyway, the art is this weird mix of clean 2D CG and clearly AI-touched details, so sometimes a nipple looks too perfect for a human hand and sometimes a hand looks like it’s almost grabbing three boobs at once, and somehow that makes it hotter. It’s messy, horny, and just serious enough that you pretend you’re here for the adventure, while your real “strategy” is figuring out which girl to push from teasing and groping into that scene where she drops to her knees in a quiet corner of the school and takes you in her mouth like you’re the rarest card in the deck.