I have this thing with sequels, right? Like a second date after the first one went... weirdly good. You remember the highlights, the unexpected moments, but you're terrified they'll mess it up by trying too hard. Sorcerer 2 isn't trying too hard. It's just... more. More monster girls with their weird biology and weirder needs, more of my dude bumbling through a fantasy world with his dick basically leading the narrative. The plot is the same flavor of nonsense, some dark prophecy probably, but who cares when a catgirl is doing that thing with her tongue.

The 3DCG is, I don't know, it's aggressively fine. It's got that specific Daz3D look where everyone's skin is a little too shiny, like they're all slightly sweaty. Which, I mean, they usually are by the end of a scene, so maybe it's a feature. The animations are stiff sometimes. One girl's tail clipped straight through a bed and I just stared at it for a solid minute. Completely took me out of the moment. But then the next scene was this full-on exhibitionist thing in the middle of a goblin market, graphic and messy and exactly the kind of "why is this turning me on" content I'm here for. The pregnancy stuff is still there, a big focus, and I swear the belly physics got an upgrade, which is a sentence I just typed.

I think I was trying to unlock a scene with the lamia for like an hour. The branching felt arbitrary. Pick "go left" and you get a handjob, pick "go right" and you get a philosophical debate and then a handjob. The violence tag is no joke though, it gets splattery in a way that clashes hard with the harem comedy. One minute it's "oops, all creampies" and the next it's a blood geyser. My brain couldn't handle the tonal whiplash. I'd give it the "Most Dedicated Use of a Single Body Fluid Type Per Scene" award. Sometimes it's just the one fluid, you know? Committed.

So the wife, Nancy, gets railed by two black dudes while the husband watches. Classic setup. I fired this up on my phone during a boring commute, you know the drill, scrolling Nutaku for something quick. The renders are 3DCG, which normally I’m picky about because the skin can look like melted plastic, right? But here, the shadows on the guys’ muscles are kind of intense. Not realistic, but like a hyper glossy comic book. It works for what it is.

The scene at the restaurant starts and it’s just text text text. I’m tapping through, thinking okay where’s the payoff. The dialogue is hilariously on the nose. Thomas is a total doormat, stuttering while his wife basically eye fucks the waiter. It’s not subtle. It’s like the writer smashed the cuckold button with a hammer. Then you get to the bathroom and it just explodes. There’s this one angle where Nancy is doing a double handjob, looking back at Thomas, and the expression on her face is pure contempt. I actually laughed out loud. The game doesn’t waste time with romance, it’s just straight to her getting airtight. The anal transition was surprisingly smooth, animation wise. I’ve seen games where the clipping ruins the whole mood, but here the physics, while basic, don’t break the illusion. Kind of wish there was a gallery mode though, because once you click through, that’s it. Why do these kinetic novels never have a scene select? Drives me nuts.

The sound design is nothing, just some stock squishing noises that loop funny if you leave the auto play on. It’s a kinetic novel so you’re just a passenger. Which fits the theme, I guess. Helpless like the husband. The interracial tag is the whole point, it’s not shy about the contrast, and the dirty talk from the other guys is exactly the sort of degrading stuff you’d expect if you’ve ever fallen into that specific corner of the hub. If you need a quick hit of netorare where the wife is a complete savage and the dude just takes it, this works. Just don’t expect to feel good about yourself after. Or do. Whatever your thing is.

Captain Mizuki needs her ship fixed. Again. Third time this week, honestly that vessel has more problems than my dating life and I'm not even mad about it because her repair stance is something else entirely. Bent over some glowing console with those absolutely ridiculous tits pressed against the screen, red hair spilling everywhere like she just survived a sexy explosion. The whole setup is so aggressively cheap looking, like someone drew it during lunch break and said yeah that'll do. And somehow it works.

The clicking is basic. Touch her here, touch her there, she makes those over the top anime noises that sound nothing like actual pleasure but who cares when the proportions are this absurd. Her uniform barely contains anything. At one point she's supposedly fixing a warp drive or whatever but her top just... evaporates? No explanation. One click and suddenly those massive melons are free and she's acting surprised like this wasn't the entire point of the spaceship breaking down in the first place. The dialogue is pure camp. "Oh no captain needs help with big problem" energy throughout.

Wish there was more to do with the actual space setting. You've got this whole ship around you and it's just background noise, could be a dentist office for all it matters. The hard sex scene comes fast and ends faster, no buildup just straight to pound town while she's still holding a wrench. That wrench never gets used for anything interesting which feels like a missed opportunity but whatever. The whole thing runs smooth in browser, no loading nonsense, just instant gratification for people who want exactly one thing and aren't pretending otherwise. Diva Mizuki knows what she's about and so does this game.

Alright, here's the thing about that battle system. It's got elemental properties now, and my brain just makes the dialup sound. Fire beats grass, water beats fire, whatever. But then the enemy Crude uses something and my Pussymon gets absolutely wrecked and I'm just sitting there like a lemon. The interface changes are fine, I guess. You can see the type matchups if you squint. But the sexcards. Oh man. The new animated ones are the whole reason we're all here, let's be real. There's this one with a new ice type creature, and the animation is so janky in the best possible way, like a Flash cartoon from 2005 having a fever dream but it's incredibly hot.

Ten new monsters to catch and I still can't remember half their names. I just call them by what they do. The one that looks like a disapproving cloud, the bunny with the weird hips. Found an easter egg side story completely by accident while grinding in the new snowy areas, and it loops, which is a choice. You can just redo the steps and watch it again. A whole quest that's basically a button you press for smut. Respect.

Nine new areas is a lot of walking. Just so much walking. And the dialogue, some Patron named Guy Fawkes Guy helped with the text review and honestly, it shows. It's got that specific flavor of someone who learned English from forum posts and hentai subs. A character says something completely unhinged and then gives you a quest to find three berries. The tonal whiplash could kill a Victorian child. But then you unlock the second easter egg, and it's so aggressively weird and explicit that I forgot what I was complaining about. The whole thing feels like it's held together with tape and a very specific fetish, which, for a Christmas special, is exactly what I want.

So my partner and I, we're always looking for games where you can just be a total degenerate without the game judging you for it, you know? This one, Dual Ascension, it starts with you and your best friend, classic setup, and there's this whole magic world and "progression fantasy" thing. Honestly I zoned out a bit on the lore because the main thing, the absolute core of it, is this "secret technique" you unlock. It's basically a cheat code for getting people naked. The first time it clicked, I actually laughed out loud. You're in this tense standoff with some elf guard who's way too serious, and the dialogue options are all like "try to reason" or "use the technique." You pick the technique and suddenly the whole scene just derails into this absurdly detailed, very explicit encounter. The writing doesn't try to be poetic, it's just... direct. "He pulled down her trousers and she gasped," that kind of thing. It knows what it is.

The art is... a choice. It's got that slightly off model, indie visual novel look where sometimes a hand looks like a bunch of bananas and other times the lighting on a pair of tits is weirdly perfect. My partner kept pointing at the screen going "why is his neck so thick?" during a supposedly sexy scene and we'd just lose it. But then, I don't know, the next scene would have this genuinely hot setup with a catgirl and the jankyness somehow made it hotter? Like finding a dirty magazine in the woods. It feels more transgressive than those super polished 3D games that try too hard. There's a part with a slime monster that I wish had more branching options, but it won't be updated so whatever.

We played it on the browser through that itch.io app, and the save system is a bit of a mess, I lost my progress once after a particularly good scene with the blacksmith's daughter and I almost threw my phone. The fetish stuff is there, it's not shy about it, but it's woven in without a big neon sign. It just... happens. One minute you're talking about mana cores, the next you're reading a very detailed description of something involving a tail that I won't spoil. The comedy lands more often than it should, mostly because the main character is such a horny idiot. There's a running joke about his "mana reserves" that's basically just a stamina bar for sex and it's the dumbest thing I've ever loved.

Diva Mizuki's pixel tits are basically a historical artifact at this point. You load this thing up and it's not even pretending to be a game, just a slideshow with Japanese text I can't read. But the redhead cosplay shots, man. Some of them hit that perfect retro eroge vibe where the low res actually makes it hotter, like your brain fills in the gaps.

The cumshot gallery is uneven as hell though. A few frames where she's got that classic big tits pose going, and then suddenly the art style shifts and it looks like a completely different artist phoned it in. I kept clicking through expecting some kind of unlock or animation trigger, but nah. Just images. The diva mizuki tag is doing heavy lifting because without the name recognition this would be forgettable.

Wish there was at least a zoom function or something. Staring at a 640x480 jpeg of a redhead getting glazed while trying to make out the Japanese captions on my phone felt like squinting at a GameFAQs ASCII guide. Still, for what it is, a quick fap through a legend's greatest hits, it works. Just don't expect any actual gameplay or even a menu beyond next and back.

The poker AI folds to a pair of threes, and I'm not even mad. That's the whole trick of this thing, right? You sit there on the bus, phone tilted so the guy next to you can't see, grinding out hands of Texas Hold'em that feel like they were coded by someone who once watched a casino scene in a movie. Win enough chips, and the curtain goes up on a striptease video. Lose, and you're back to tapping the call button like a degenerate. I lost three hands in a row to a dealer who kept pulling river cards out of her ass, and honestly, the frustration made the eventual payoff hit harder.

The show itself is... fine. Grainy footage, girls who look like they're performing for a security camera, and a soundtrack that sounds like it was ripped from a 2004 ringtone ad. But here's the thing, you don't need it to be good. You need it to be there. The unlock system is brutal, one show ends, next one starts, no skipping, no fast forward. I watched a full six minutes of a woman slowly removing a scarf while the poker table sat there waiting. Six. Minutes. Of. Scarf. And I'd do it again.

The Caza Rozzo framing is doing a lot of heavy lifting. Amsterdam, sex theater, neon lights, all that. In practice it's a browser tab you hide behind your email. The card game is basic but functional, the videos are the kind of thing you'd find on page forty of a sketchy tube site, and the whole experience has the energy of a vending machine that only takes quarters. I want a DLC where the dealer loses her top if you win with a bluff. Or a mode where the show reacts to how much you bet. Something. Anything to make the grind feel less like a chore and more like a transaction you're actually enjoying. As it stands, it's five minutes of fun that leaves you feeling like you just paid for a lap dance and got a handshake.

So I'm in this weird game, right? The protagonist, some 19 year old kid, and there's this mysterious figure pulling strings. Typical setup. But then his mom walks in while he's passed out on the couch. She's wearing this tight top, leaning over him, and the animation kicks in. Her hand. Slow at first. The way the 2D art moves, it's deliberately rough, almost like a sketch that came alive. Not polished at all. That's what got me. The jankiness makes it feel dirtier somehow.

The sci-fi angle is barely there at first. You get these flashes of superpowers, some talk about a new world, but honestly I forgot about all that when the milf content started. She's got this expression, half concerned half something else entirely. The handjob scene isn't just a loop. It progresses. You see her fingers tighten, the rhythm change. There's a moment where she bites her lip and the animation stutters. Probably a bug. Don't care. It works.

Then the violence hits. Graphic stuff. Not during the sex, but right after. A character shows up with abilities that just... tear through someone. Blood spray animated with the same unpolished care as the lewd scenes. The contrast is jarring in the best way. You're still thinking about the mom's technique and suddenly there's screaming. The kinetic novel structure means you can't change anything. You just watch. I wish there was a way to skip the plot and just get more of her, but that's not happening. The game keeps dragging you back to its weird sci-fi mystery. There's only a few animated scenes total. Maybe three? I kept clicking hoping for more but the story just barrels forward. The male protagonist is mostly a blank slate, which is fine because the women carry every scene. That one moment where the mom's hand slows down and she makes eye contact, that's burned in. The rest is just noise.

The jigsaw pieces snap together with this wet little click sound that’s somehow more satisfying than the actual payoff, which is saying something. Boobalicious Puzzle 2. Right. It’s the nurse one. Same deal as before, you’re clicking and dragging chunks of a scrambled image until the full picture resolves, and the picture in question is a very busty lady in a uniform that’s about two sizes too small and currently in the process of not being worn correctly. The animation that kicks in when you finish is a short loop, her tits bouncing with that weird weightless physics that hentai games love, like they’re filled with helium instead of, you know.

The music though. That’s what gets me. It’s this tinny, almost MIDI sounding loop that’s trying to be sultry but lands somewhere between a dentist’s waiting room and a ringtone from 2005. I had it stuck in my head for an hour after closing the tab, not because it was good but because my brain couldn’t figure out what key it was in. It’s a disaster. I kept the tab open just to hear it again. The sound design on the puzzle clicks is oddly crisp, a little ASMR trigger, which clashes horribly with the cheap synth saxophone moaning in the background. A beautiful trainwreck.

Wish the puzzle itself had more bite. It’s just a flat grid, no rotation, no tricky edge pieces that look the same. You can practically solve it by accident if you click fast enough. The whole thing is over in maybe twenty clicks. And then you’re just staring at the loop, her expression frozen in that perpetual ‘oops’ face, tits defying gravity. The art’s not bad, clean lines, the shading on the stockings is actually pretty decent, but the whole thing feels like a single slice of white bread. Fills a very specific, fleeting hunger and then you forget the taste immediately. I went back to the first Boobalicious game after this, just to check if the music was always this unhinged. It wasn’t. This one’s special. The nurse’s hat stays on the whole time, which is a nice touch, I guess. A commitment to the theme. The way one piece of the puzzle is always just a sliver of her eye, staring right at you, judging your life choices while you fumble with her disembodied cleavage. That’s art.