Middle-aged, bored, thinks he’s clever because he learned how to delete browser history on mobile. That’s your guy here. He’s got the comfy house, the quiet wife who’s more interested in TV than his dick, and a work schedule that never changes. Then some young girl turns up waving a piece of paper that basically screams “You fucked up years ago.” It doesn’t wait long with the teasing either. You’re in control of him, but honestly half the time it feels like you’re trying to steer a dick that already made all the decisions before the brain caught up. One scene you’re in the office pretending to work, next scene you’re with your side-piece giving her a sloppy blowjob in a parked car, phone buzzing with messages from your wife asking about dinner.

The cool thing is how it keeps the sex close to the everyday stuff. Like, you’re doing boring paperwork, the girl who might be your daughter texts something innocent, and your mind goes straight into the gutter on its own. There is this bit where you’re in the shower, jerking off quietly so the wife doesn’t hear, and the game cuts between water on tiles and these little animated flashes of the girls you’ve been messing with. Not just still pics, actual movement, hips grinding slow, lips around your cock, spit running down, that kind of cheap but effective stuff that hits harder than it should on a small phone screen. You can almost feel the towel getting cold while you decide if you answer your wife’s call or keep your hand going. Later there is a scene on the balcony where you’re supposed to just smoke and relax, but of course some girl shows up in clothes that might as well be legal trouble. She leans over the rail, he tries to keep it casual, and you can scroll through his shitty internal monologue while her tits bounce in this loop that looks like someone animated it at 3 in the morning after too much coffee. At some point she straight up reaches into his pants, and you get this messy handjob with cars passing below, tiny streaks of light while your cum hits her fingers. It’s not classy, but it’s honest. The cheating angle is treated like brushing your teeth: something he does because it’s there. You’ll go from lazy couch talk with the wife to having your cock sucked in a stairwell so fast you barely remember how you got there, and the game doesn’t bother justifying it. Half the choices feel like excuses you’d tell yourself in real life. “It’s just a little flirting.” Sure, until you’re balls deep in some girl you met by accident, trying not to say the wrong name while she rides you and your phone lights up on the floor. There is this one hotel room scene where he’s supposed to have a serious talk, but you know how that goes. Clothes forgotten on a chair, her on her knees, tongue on the shaft, slow strokes, his hands awkward because he’s still pretending this is about feelings. And somewhere under all that, there is the whole “birth certificate” thing hanging over his head, but it slides in and out of focus like a bad habit you keep ignoring. You get little moments where he’s alone on the bed, scrolling through messages, jerking off to some pic he swore he deleted, trying to convince himself he’s still a good guy while the game quietly laughs at him in the background.

Calvin's basically that dude everyone knows who fucked up his entire life and now crashes at his buddy's place indefinitely. You know the type - probably smells like disappointment and cheap beer, except in this case he's about to become the neighborhood's most unlikely sex educator. His friend's family isn't exactly throwing welcome parties, but hey, free housing is free housing.

The daughter Megan's got this whole straight-A student thing going but she's completely clueless about anything below the waistline. Perfect setup for some seriously questionable mentorship, right? She's supposed to be this innocent bookworm type who's never even figured out what her own body parts do, which honestly feels a bit ridiculous but whatever - we're not here for realistic character development. The corruption angle is pretty obvious from the jump, and it plays out exactly like you'd expect with Calvin slowly introducing her to increasingly kinky shit. There's voyeurism elements scattered throughout where you're basically being a creepy old pervert watching this girl discover her sexuality, which... yeah, that's definitely a choice the developer made.

This whole thing is apparently inspired by some classic called Cohabitation, though I never played that one so can't compare. The sandbox mechanics let you wander around the house and interact with different family members at various times, building relationships and unlocking new scenarios. You've got your standard progression of handjobs leading to oral, then full penetration, anal, the whole escalation ladder. There's groping scenes, masturbation sequences, sex toys get introduced eventually. The 3DCG animation is serviceable but nothing groundbreaking - characters move like they're made of slightly melted plastic sometimes. Mobile compatibility is there if you want to be that guy jerking off to trainer games on your phone. Developer admits they made this to decompress from stress, which honestly explains the unpolished feel throughout.

This one feels like some horny yaoi doujin artist got drunk, played a couple old-school RPGs on an emulator, and said “ok, but what if everything had dicks and bad decisions.” You start off in this starving farm village where two boys basically cling to each other to stay sane and horny at the same time. Rascal is your main dumbass, all emotions and abs, totally obsessed with his childhood friend, convinced “love will fix everything” while monsters are literally shoving tentacles into people two screens away. The village gets fucked over by the kingdom, everyone dragged off to this place called Satan’s Prison, and you go from cuddly poor romance to “gay disaster shonen hero” in like five clicks. It shouldn’t work, but it kinda does, because the game never slows down to ask if you’re ok with it. It just throws you from one weird situation to another, like “oh no, my whole village is enslaved, also this femboy with cat ears wants to milk me now.”

The RPG part is there, obviously, but it’s less about strategy and more about “how many bad horny choices can I stack before the next scene.” You wander around, smack some monsters, then suddenly you’re getting pinned by a monster girl with too many legs who calls you “bride” while the censor bars do their little pathetic job of “hiding” stuff. They don’t hide much, by the way. The censored bits feel like those cheap mosaic edits in old Japanese hentai, where your brain happily fills the gaps and makes it filthier. Combat is kind of basic, but the game keeps dropping little kinks in the middle of it, like a skill that clearly only exists so some tentacles have an excuse to grab you, or a “training” scene with the elder that pretends to be about power but is just an excuse to make Rascal whimper and kneel. And that elder? Absolute menace. He talks like a wise old sage, but every time he “helps” you get stronger, your clothes come off and someone ends up leaking something. There’s one moment where you’re supposed to be grieving, super dramatic, and the game just throws a futa demon in your face like “cheer up, kid, suck this.” It should break the mood, but the mood was already broken the second a femboy trap in frilly shorts called you “onii-chan” in a prison corridor.

What surprised me is how the romance between the two boys somehow stays sweet even when everything else goes off the rails. You’re getting railed by tentacles, seduced by monster girls with dripping tongues, teased by smug femboys with censored bulges you can clearly see the shape of, and still the game keeps reminding you that Rascal just wants to save his guy from Satan’s Prison and kiss him in peace. It’s almost annoying how earnest it gets, like “bro, I’m literally covered in slime right now, don’t talk about eternal love,” but that contrast makes the filthy parts hit harder. One minute you’re in town buying potions on autopilot, next minute there’s a scene in a barn with a shy trap character who pretends to be innocent until you check under the skirt and then suddenly you’re the one getting pushed against the wall. The pacing is a mess, the morality is non-existent, some scenes feel way too long and there’s one sound effect in a tentacle scene that honestly made me want to mute my speakers forever, but when the game goes full absurd horny anime, it kind of owns it. Best way to play it? Turn your brain volume to low, let every wrong dialogue choice happen, lose on purpose a few times to see what the monsters do to you, and don’t rush to save anyone. Satan’s Prison isn’t going anywhere, and those tentacles are way too motivated.

This thing feels like someone took an Assassin’s Creed Japan spin-off, cut out all the parkour that makes you sweat, then stuffed the empty space with horny kunoichi that exist mostly to get fucked into submission. You’re this wandering guy with a dead-village grudge, stalking through feudal alleyways and temple rooftops, not because you care about honor or whatever, but because every ninja girl is another chance to bend a clan over and make it your personal toy. The story pretends to care about “prophecy” for like five minutes, then it’s just setups for you ambushing some masked kunoichi, choking her a little, and choosing if you want her mouth, pussy, or ass first. One moment you’re in bamboo mist, listening to a dramatic line about revenge, next moment she’s got her tongue on your cock and her eyes rolling up in that full ahegao “I lost the mission and my dignity” way. The vibe is weirdly funny too. There are lines that feel like shitposts, like the MC talking about “ninja pussy tax” completely straight-faced, and I swear at one point a captured kunoichi says something that sounded like it was copied from a horny Twitter reply under a cosplay pic.

Since it’s a kinetic thing, you’re basically locked into this rail of escalating scenes, but the pacing somehow still manages to feel chaotic. One girl is introduced like a serious boss assassin, whole build up with cloak and blades and references to “shadows”, then she’s on her knees sucking you off before you even memorize her name, drool running down her chin while you grab her hair and use her throat like it owes you money. Another route swings from foot teasing to full-on gangbang speedrun. There’s a bit where two kunoichi and a captured “rival” girl end up in this tangled lesbian mess, licking each other out trying to show who can please you better while you sit there deciding who gets the creampie and who only gets it on her tongue. Bodies press together, hands everywhere, and the game really loves showing when a “tough” ninja starts moaning like a porn actress with way too much energy, especially when you push into her ass for the first time and she does that shocked little twitch. Then you get group scenes where you’re balls-deep in one girl’s pussy, another riding your face, and a third pressing your cock back in for a messy double penetration angle that feels like it should break someone, but they just end up thanking you and calling you “master” like becoming your slave is some secret ninja promotion. The only thing that kept pulling me out is that weird running joke with the smell of squid after you’re done. It’s gross, it’s kind of hilarious, and I couldn’t stop noticing it, like when Spotify keeps recommending you the same weird song after a playlist ends. But then again, by the time you’re shoving a kunoichi’s legs up by her ears to plant another sticky load deep inside and watching her smile like she finally understands her place, that little detail somehow fits this whole fucked up, horny fever dream of a ninja world.