So the furry thing. It shows up and suddenly you're not just some burger flipper anymore, you're like, a guy with a destiny? Maybe? The game is called Burger Boy and it's got this weird energy where you're working the grill, grease popping onto your apron, and then this little creature just... appears. Changes everything. The description says "fluffy and unpleasant companion" but honestly it's more of a chaotic gremlin vibe. Think of that one coworker who always "forgets" to clean the fryer but somehow makes the shift bearable.

The restaurant setting is perfect for the kind of slow burn nonsense that happens. You've got the milfs coming in, big tits practically spilling over the counter while they order extra pickles, and the whole visual novel thing means you're clicking through dialogue that ranges from painfully relatable kitchen humor to straight up "wait, did she just say that?" moments. The CG hentai scenes hit different when you've been flipping patties for six in game hours and suddenly your manager bends over to check the inventory. There's this one scene with the health inspector that I won't spoil but let's just say she's very thorough with her temperature checks. Very thorough.

The art style is deliberately rough around the edges, like someone drew it on napkins between orders. But that's the charm, right? It's not trying to be some polished triple A hentai experience. It's greasy and messy and sometimes the dialogue options make zero sense. Like why can I ask about the secret menu when there's clearly no secret menu? The game never explains that. And the furry companion, I still don't fully understand if it's helping or making everything worse. Sometimes it steals fries right off a customer's plate and you just have to watch. No consequences. No resolution. Just... stolen fries. Anyway the big boobed regular who always sits in booth three, she's got this whole backstory that I thought was going somewhere but then the game just moves on to a different plot thread about the walk in freezer. Classic.

So I’m poking around this visual novel, right, and the leveling system here isn’t stats or skill trees. It’s a mess of pure, uncut hentai logic. Your experience bar fills up based on who you manage to cram your tongue down next. The former classmate setup feels less like a nostalgic meetup and more like a psychosexual battle royale where the only loot drop is complicated feelings and bodily fluids.

The big tit selection here is generous, almost comedically so, like the character designer got paid per cup size. But then they throw in a femboy who completely derails my carefully planned "straight route." I clicked a choice that seemed innocent, something about sharing an umbrella, and suddenly the game pelts me with a CG scene that redefines "soaking wet." And I don't hate it? The bisexual pandering feels genuine, not just a checkmark. My dick’s confused but my save file is full. The dialogue reads like it was translated by a horny ghost, phrases that don’t quite land but somehow make the porn hit harder. "Your skin is like moonlight," she says, while her tits clip through her school uniform because the rendering gave up.

The choice mechanic is a liar. There’s this one decision where you pick between coffee or tea and it branches into a threesome scenario that made me choke on my own spit. I still don’t understand the correlation. Maybe hydration is a love language. The relationship tags promise deep connections, but it’s really a scramble to unlock the next jiggling, over-animated CG gallery entry. I got stuck on a loop trying to trigger the femboy’s ending, a detail that consumed way too much of my mental bandwidth, and the sound of the looping moan track is now fused to my hippocampus. That specific high pitched panting will haunt me.

The phone interface where you text the characters is slow as molasses. I tapped so many times my screen got warm. The story tries this weird guilt trip about breaking a relationship for a quick fuck, but a paragraph later someone’s nipple is being stretched like taffy, so the emotional weight kind of evaporates.

That moment when you finally get Misty’s top off and the expression sliders kick in? Yeah. That’s the stuff. The whole thing is a bare bones Pokemon parody, we all know the drill by now. You’re not catching ‘em all, you’re just catching one redhead and the entire gameplay loop is a series of toggle switches for her face and body. It’s less a game and more a stress test for your mouse’s scroll wheel.

The customization isn’t deep but it’s weirdly specific. You can cycle through different eye shapes, like that “pleading” look which is just chef’s kiss, and swap out a hair accessory. A little monster cap, a bow. I spent a solid minute just flicking between a smug grin and an ahegao face. The pacing is like eating a whole bag of chips, you don’t realize how much you’ve consumed until the bag is empty and you’re left staring at a static image of a satisfied cartoon character. The actual monster cock is just there. It’s a prop. It appears and Misty does her thing and you click to change the tempo, I think. I got distracted by the way her hair clips through her shoulder. Nobody fixed that. It’s so blatant it loops back around to being part of the aesthetic.

My favorite part is the utterly dead eyed default expression she has before you start clicking. It’s like she’s staring directly through the screen at a very boring spreadsheet. Then you nudge a slider and suddenly she’s in the moment. The whole project has that feel of a sketch someone banged out in a fever dream after playing FireRed on a jailbroken phone. If you need a deep narrative, this is a desert. But if you want a fidget toy that eventually shows you a very specific niche of pocket monster anatomy, the algorithm served you correctly. I guess a completionist who hates themselves would try to map every combination of accessory and expression. That’s a rainy afternoon project for a very specific kind of degenerate. The lack of any sound is jarring. You just hear your own breathing and the click of the mouse. It becomes almost meditative. Or pathetic. Depends on the angle of the light.

The eyes are the first thing you poke at, obviously. Not literally, you pervert. There's this little panel with sliders for eyelids, iris position, eyebrow angle. You can make Orihime look completely zoned out, or shockingly present, like she just remembered she left the gas on. Which, given what you're about to do, is a weirdly powerful tool. It's not just a fuck simulator. It's a blank, vaguely creepy Orihime doll and you're the kid with a magnifying glass, except the ant is your own dignity.

The boob slider goes from "anime accurate" to "someone call a structural engineer." I spent a solid minute just watching the clothes toggle on and off. There's no narrative, no Ichigo bursting in to save the day. Just this quiet, sterile room and a redhead with a customizable expression. The accessory menu is where it gets genuinely bizarre. You can put a little hair clip on her. A choker. Glasses, I think? I dunno, man, the whole thing feels like a weird tech demo for a game that doesn't exist. The hair physics when you swap poses is janky in a way that loops back around to being fascinating.

The fucking itself is... functional. Click a button, she does the thing. You can change her expression mid-act, which is a level of psychological manipulation I wasn't prepared for in a browser game. Make her look bored. Make her look ecstatic. The disconnect is the point, I guess. I wish there was a button to just make her sigh heavily and check her phone. Missed opportunity. The sound design is exactly what you expect, which is to say I'm glad I own headphones. Honestly, the whole experience feels like someone left their MMD project open and you just wandered in. It's not good. But I kept clicking.

That opening where Lillie trips and her skirt flips up. I restarted three times. Not because I missed dialogue, but because the CG angle changes slightly depending on if you help her up or just stare. The game knows what it is.

It's this weird Pokemon parody set in Alola, except all the characters are basically horny teenagers and somehow the "trainer" Moon keeps walking in on them changing or "accidentally" grabbing things. The writing is deliberately jank in places, like someone translated it through Google then back again, but honestly that adds to the charm. Mallow's scene in the kitchen, the whole "taste testing" thing, that's going to live in my head rent free. The way she licks the spoon. You know exactly what I mean.

The humor lands maybe 60% of the time. Some of the quest descriptions made me snort, others... well, you can tell they're trying to reference old internet memes that were already dead when this was made. I wish there was more actual interactivity during the adult scenes instead of just clicking through dialogue trees that all lead to approximately the same CG with slightly different grunts. The professor's aide character, what's her name, Wicke, her route is the only one where choices genuinely branch the intimate moments and that's frustrating. Why build a whole choice system just to ignore it for everyone else? Also the teen tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, these "young women" look and act like they're in some ambiguous anime age zone that's never quite comfortable. But then Lana makes a joke about "Magikarp length" and I'm laughing against my better judgment. The parody tag means you can't take any of it seriously, which is probably the point.

Fuck me, the sound design in this thing. Or lack of it, I guess. There's this wet, rhythmic squelching that loops every few seconds and it's so badly compressed it crackles at the edges. I sat there for maybe five minutes just clicking the same spot, mesmerized by how cheap it sounds. Like someone recorded it on a phone from 2007 and then ran it through a blender. It's awful. I love it. The whole game has this grimy, unpolished feel that somehow makes the parody hit harder. You've got these Crystal Gems, right, but they're all stretched out and weird looking, proportions that make no anatomical sense unless you're running a fever dream. Pearl's nose could cut glass.

The core loop is basically a clicker with a cum meter. You're tapping on a wooden wall with a hole in it, and on the other side, one of the characters is going to town. The meter fills up, they moan, you get a little burst of static-y animation. Rinse, repeat. There's a humor tag for a reason. The dialogue is so painfully on the nose it circles back to being genius. Garnet says something about "future vision" seeing exactly what you're about to do and I choked on my drink. It's that specific brand of internet parody where you can tell the creator both loves and wants to absolutely ruin the source material. The hentai influence is clear in the exaggerated expressions, the way the eyes roll back with a kind of lazy, cross-eyed stupidity that's more funny than hot.

Speaking of hot, the pacing is like a microwave that only has two settings: frozen solid and nuclear meltdown. There's no build up. You click, and immediately it's zero to a hundred, tongues out, fluids flying. It's jarring. Sometimes you want that slow burn, you know? But here it's just... bam. Gloryhole. Done. I forgot to mention there's no actual gameplay beyond the clicking. You just cycle through the characters. That's it. And the gallery mode, which I stumbled into by accident, is just a bunch of stills with the same terrible audio playing over them. I spent way too long trying to figure out if Amethyst's hair was clipping through the wall or if that was an intentional design choice. It's probably both. The whole thing feels held together with tape and bad intentions, and honestly, that's the entire appeal.

The skip button is my best friend in this one. Not because the art is bad, the cg hentai scenes are actually pretty solid with that thick linework and exaggerated anatomy that makes the big tits tag feel earned. No, it's because the writing thinks it's way more clever than it is. The whole bored superhero hook, it's a setup for a power fantasy where the guy's internal monologue sounds like a teenager who just discovered sarcasm. I found myself clicking through dialogue trees just to get to the next oral sex scene, which, let's be honest, is the main event here.

There's this one sequence early on where you're supposed to be stopping a convenience store robbery. The game gives you this whole moral choice thing, but the options are basically "be a dick" or "be a slightly hornier dick." I picked the hornier one, obviously, and the resulting blowjob scene had this weird fisheye perspective on the heroine's face that I couldn't stop staring at. Not in a good way. Like her left eye was trying to escape her head. But then the next scene with the main love interest, the one with the ridiculous chest, that one's framed perfectly. The spit effects are a nice touch, very glossy. Makes no sense how inconsistent the quality is.

The adventure part is just walking between scenes. Literally. You click a location, the screen fades, you're there. Sometimes there's a superhero fight described in text that you don't see. Budget constraints, I get it. But don't tell me I just threw a car at a villain and then show me a static image of a city skyline. Show me the car. Or better yet, show me what happens after, which the game thankfully understands by the midpoint. The bedroom scoring ramps up considerably once the boring life stuff is out of the way. The whole "ordinary guy" thing is a lie anyway, he's got superhuman abilities from the jump, so the change of pace is just him finally using them to get laid. Which, fair enough. That's the contract we all signed.

The video clips are what got me. Like, who thought to just drop full motion scenes into what looks like a slapped together Ren'Py knockoff from 2014? The nurse uniform one in the hospital room, jesus. She's got these massive tits spilling out and the clip quality is actually decent, better than the static images somehow. The game's called something about being a doctor but honestly the medical stuff is just clicking through text. Rich women with big boobs coming in for checkups, you pick dialogue options, sometimes you get a POV shot that made me forget I was playing a game for a second.

The library scene though. You can choose to study and improve your skills or just go full degen and I obviously picked the latter because who plays these for the plot. There's this one path where you end up in a park and the roleplay aspect gets weirdly specific, like she wants you to examine her right there on a bench. The multiple endings thing is real, I got the "take everything from life" ending first try and it was basically a compilation of all the strip scenes. Not complaining. The real model tag is doing heavy lifting here, you can tell they filmed actual people and then built the game around it. Some of the acting is so bad it circles back to being hot again.

What bugs me is the 10 day system. You're supposed to manage your time between being the best doctor and being a horny bastard but the timer feels arbitrary. I missed a scene with one of the nurses because I clicked the wrong hospital wing and the game just moved on. No warning. The various endings are cool in theory but replaying to see them means sitting through the same text boxes. The erotic tension builds weird too, one minute you're professional, next minute she's stripping in your office. No middle ground. Still fired it up again though. The POV clips in the hospital room live rent free in my head. If you're gonna play, save before every choice because the game doesn't care about your feelings.

The first thing I did was try to make her say "I love you" while I was balls deep in her charging port. She just blinked and asked if I wanted to adjust her breast firmness settings. That's Plastic Soul for you. A game about grief, replacement, and whether a silicone pussy can hold the memory of your dead wife better than your own hands can.

The son character buys this android, right? And you're supposed to mold her into a copy of the deceased wife. But the game never lets you forget she's not human. During one scene, I'm fingering her in the kitchen and she starts reciting the nutritional value of eggs. I laughed, then felt weird, then kept going. The mystery angle creeps in slowly. Wife's death wasn't an accident. Some files in the android's memory are corrupted. There's a neighbor who knows too much. I spent way too long trying to unlock a hidden scene where the android malfunctions mid-blowjob and her jaw locks. Worth it? Maybe. The hentai scenes are decent but the real pull is how uncomfortable everything feels. You're not supposed to be fully okay with this.

The android customization is deeper than expected. You can adjust her personality sliders, her voice pitch, even how she moans. I made her too submissive at first and she kept calling me "master" which killed the whole "replacing my wife" fantasy. Reset and went for a more melancholic tone. Better. There's a scene where she asks why you keep looking at old photos while she rides you. I didn't have an answer. The game didn't either. That's the point, I think. Or maybe I'm overthinking a game where you can cum on a robot's face and then discuss funeral arrangements.