The first time Goten accidentally walks in on Chi-Chi changing, you get a choice that feels almost too on the nose. Peek longer or look away. And look, we all know why we're here, it's a DBZ parody where the character models have been inflated to absurd proportions, Chi-Chi's chest defying physics in that specific 2D way that makes you think the artist spent way too much time on the bounce animations. But that initial choice, that tiny moment of agency, it actually made me pause for a second. Which is more than I expected from something that's basically a wank material delivery system.

The whole thing runs on a simple choice tree, Goten stumbling from one scenario to the next like a hormonal pinball. Android 18's route, that's where the art really shines, the cold expression barely cracking while things escalate from a handjob that feels almost transactional to full on scenes. There's a weird attention to detail in how her hair is drawn, individual strands catching light, and then right next to it you have a background that looks like it was scribbled in five minutes. The inconsistency is jarring. One minute you're admiring the shading on Bulma's ridiculous ass, the next you're staring at a chair that looks like a deformed potato. Why. Why do they do this.

Android 21 shows up at some point, the whole thing getting even more convoluted with the lore, and there's a footjob scene with Chi-Chi that comes out of nowhere. No buildup, just bam, toes. The writing tries to justify everything with some vague "choices adapting to your tastes" nonsense but honestly it's just a flimsy excuse to string together the scenes. The male protagonist is about as interesting as wet cardboard, which is probably intentional, a blank slate for the player to project onto. Still, that one moment with 17 watching from a doorway, completely deadpan, made me laugh out loud. Not sure if it was supposed to be funny. Maybe the whole thing is a comedy and I missed the point entirely while focusing on the jiggle physics.

I don't know what I expected from a game about a fisherman who stumbles into porn production. Maybe something like those old flash games where you click and hope for the best. But here I am, watching this clueless guy with his fishing rod get absolutely schooled by three girls who know exactly what they want. The whole setup is ridiculous. Early 2000s vibes, bad fashion choices probably, and a protagonist who can't see what's right in front of him.

The teasing though. Jesus. One scene where the redhead just keeps going and going while looking directly at the camera. You know the one. Animated sequences actually work here, not just looping gifs but proper little moments that catch you off guard. The handjob scene on the boat had me laughing and... well. You get it. Big tits everywhere, sure, but the way they move when she's just talking? That's the stuff that gets under your skin. The romance path with the shy one caught me completely off guard. Started picking her options as a joke and then suddenly I'm invested in whether she gets her big break. What the fuck.

The group sex stuff unlocks way later than you'd think. By then you've spent so much time with these pixel people that it feels almost wrong. Almost. The humor actually lands most of the time, which is rare for these games. Usually the jokes are just filler between the good parts but here I caught myself snorting at some of the dialogue. The fisherman's complete inability to read a room becomes a running gag that somehow never gets old.

Wish they'd fix the menu though. Clicking through to reload a save takes three more steps than it should and I kept accidentally skipping dialogue when I meant to pause. Small thing but it happens every single time. The big ass tag is doing some heavy lifting here, not every character model got the same attention and it shows in certain angles. Still. Here I am at 4AM writing this instead of sleeping. The game knows what it is and doesn't apologize. That's more than I can say for most dating sims that promise the world and deliver a text box with jiggle physics.

What even is this game, right? You click around a dusty wasteland, some post apocalyptic Egypt thing, and suddenly your sister is asking if you want to see her tits. Not complaining. The 3DCG models have that weird shiny skin like someone rubbed them with oil before the apocalypse happened, but the big tits are big and the small tits are small and everyone wants to fuck you or kill you or both. Sometimes the animations are surprisingly smooth for what looks like a render from 2015.

The horror bits sneak up on you. One minute you're deciding which slave girl to share with your harem, the next there's graphic violence that made me put down my phone. Gore just splattered across the screen during what I thought was a normal dialogue scene. And the BDSM stuff, the female domination moments, they don't fuck around. Got a scene where you're completely humiliated, chained up, and the lactation content comes out of nowhere. Not my thing but hey, someone's thing. The urination tag is there too, just sitting in the corner being weird.

Wish the point and click mechanics had more depth. You just sort of click and things happen, no real puzzle solving. Adventure my ass. But then you get this group sex scene with the exhibitionism cranked to eleven and you forget about gameplay entirely. The incest content is woven right into the main story, not hidden in some side path, so if that's your line then this whole game is on the other side of it. Male domination, female domination, slavery, it swings back and forth like a pendulum made of dicks and chains. The RPG elements are thin, barely there, but the sharing mechanics with your harem actually affect dialogue later which surprised me. Desert Stalker. Stalker with no 'l'. That typo in the title still bothers me and nobody talks about it.

This game is like someone took all the horny parts of a hentai visual novel and then forgot to add the polish. The 3DCG looks like it was rendered on a potato from 2016, but honestly that kind of adds to the greasy charm. You play this dude who answers a weird ad, classic move, and next thing you know you're the only guy in a school full of women who want to step on you. The pov handjob scenes are okay I guess, but the sound design is where it gets funny. The moans sound like someone recorded their cat getting a bath and then pitched it down. I had to mute it after the second scene because I couldn't stop laughing.

The female domination stuff is front and center. You get teased, tied up, used as a chair, the whole bdsm starter pack. There's a lesbian subplot that goes nowhere fast but the big ass and big tits tags are doing heavy lifting. The male protagonist is a total doormat, which fits the fantasy, but sometimes I wish he'd at least blink or something. The mobile game tag is a lie, it runs like garbage on my phone, but on a browser it's fine. The school setting is just a bunch of hallways and a classroom with a suspiciously large desk for oral sex scenes.

What bugs me is the plot. Ten years ago a virus killed most men, okay, but then why is everyone so horny for the one guy who shows up? Wouldn't they be more curious or scared? Instead they just start grinding on him during lunch. The group sex scene with the three teachers felt rushed, like they ran out of animation budget and just looped the same hip thrust for forty seconds. I kept waiting for a twist about the virus or the academy's secrets but it just ends with a "to be continued" that probably means more paid updates. The sex toy integration is weak too, just a vibrator that appears once and then vanishes from the story.

Anyway the game is free so whatever. If you want to jerk off to some janky femdom renders and don't mind the occasional audio jumpscare, go for it. Just don't expect a mystery, expect a slideshow with moaning.

Right into the weirdness. Truck-kun hits, but instead of isekai heaven you wake up in a future where every dude on the planet croaked from some plague. Some girl saved your ass and now you owe her, big time. The payment? You become a rental android. Not the kind that fixes pipes. The kind women rent for... let's call it companionship. A male prostitute bot, basically, except you're still a flesh and blood guy under the plastic casing. The whole setup is so absurdly horny I couldn't stop clicking.

The sleep sex scenes, man. There's this one client who just... uses you while she's out cold. You're supposed to be a machine, so consent isn't a thing, and the game leans into that creepy quietness. No moaning, just the soft sounds and your internal monologue freaking out. And then the next job is some loud, bratty girl who wants to facesit you into next week while her friends giggle and film it. The tonal whiplash is real. The art is this scratchy 2D style, almost like a rushed doujin, which somehow makes the humiliation kink hit harder. When that office lady strips you down in the break room just to laugh at your dumb human boner, the janky animation sells the awkwardness.

Oh and the groping. So much casual groping on the train, in the street. Women just grabbing your crotch because you're property. It's exhibitionism central, and the voyeur tag is for you, the player, peeping on these bizarre power trips. The femdom stuff isn't about leather and whips, it's more... mundane humiliation. A girl teases you with a handjob but stops right before, just to see you squirm. You're collecting money, trying to pay off your debt, but each job chips away at your dignity. The romance subplot with the lesbian creator? Confusing. She builds male androids but clearly prefers women, yet there's this tense, weirdly sweet bond forming. It doesn't fully commit, which bugged me. Forgot to mention the masturbation scenes. They're... fine. Functional. The real heat is in the weird power dynamics. This whole thing is a messy, horny visual novel that knows exactly what kind of trash it is. The male prostitution angle isn't glamorous, it's desperate and awkward, and that's the whole point. A few translations are rough, like, really rough, but it almost adds to the grimy charm.

weird thing about this game - it pretends to be horror, but halfway through you realize the real scare is how fast you forget you were supposed to fight anything. that tall vampire lady (yeah, *her*) doesn’t even need to say a word; her smirk alone feels like foreplay and humiliation mixed into a single frame. there’s something messy and charming about how clunky the castle feels too, like someone built a bdsm dungeon but got distracted halfway and left random gothic chandeliers everywhere. the protagonist keeps acting tough, but the moment she leans in, touches his chin with those nails - the whole “male domination” tag practically evaporates. i laughed when he tried to resist. no one resists her.

the turn-based stuff? forgettable, except for when it suddenly isn't. combos work weird, sometimes the reward is an actual fight, sometimes she just decides combat means grinding you into the wall until you beg. the power balance shifts depending on how much the player wants to give up control - there’s no right way to play, just ways to fail beautifully. i think that’s what i liked most: failure feels good here. also, whoever animated the body physics deserves... therapy maybe. or a raise. maybe both. i’m not sure about the harem subplot either, because it feels like everyone’s taller than you on purpose, like a running joke the devs never admitted.

someone on reddit said the romance arcs feel unfinished, but i kinda like that. it’s not tidy love; it’s hands, lips, and moans echoing down a hallway that smells like old wine and sweat. i wanted more sci‑fi nonsense though - you can’t drop “superpowers” and then only use them for a blowjob scene. but whatever. i’d still go back, maybe just to try different dialogue paths, or maybe because i’m weak for tall monsters in corsets who know exactly how short i am. pro tip: don’t rush it, let her ruin you slowly.

The whole thing feels like someone left a Koikatsu scene running overnight and forgot to turn off the auto-advance. You know that specific jank where the models clip through each other during a supposedly intimate moment? It's everywhere here. Android 21's hair phases through her shoulder while she's giving you that look, the one that's supposed to be seductive but lands somewhere between confused and mildly inconvenienced. I don't know why that made me keep clicking but it did.

The setup is pure isekai trash, you get dropped into the Dragon Ball world and immediately everyone wants to fuck. No buildup, no real reason. Bulma's there, Chi-Chi, Videl, the androids. The dialogue reads like it was translated through three different languages and then back to English by someone who only had a vague understanding of the source material. At one point Android 18 says something about "power level readings increasing in your pants area" and I had to stare at my ceiling for a solid minute. The harem aspect isn't earned at all, characters just appear in your room and things escalate. There's a scene with Android 17 that comes out of absolutely nowhere, no setup, just suddenly he's there and the game treats it like this was always the plan.

I kept playing though. The sad endings, when you actually get them, have this weird hollow quality that I genuinely enjoyed. Not because they're well written, they're not, but because the whole experience is so disjointed that a downer conclusion feels more honest than a happy one. The romance paths are so rushed that failure seems like the intended outcome. Like the game is accidentally telling the truth about these kinds of power fantasies. You can't just isekai into a world and expect genuine connection, even if the engine renders everyone's tits perfectly. The erotic scenes are explicit and frequent but they land weird, like watching action figures get mashed together. Sometimes that's exactly what you want at 2am when sleep isn't happening and your brain has turned to static. The Ren'py framework chugs along, clicking through dialogue trees that barely branch, collecting scenes like broken trophies. I won't pretend it's good. But I finished it.

Cartoon Hearts: School of Desire feels like someone mashed together horny fanfic, a Ren’Py template and a bunch of cartoon crushes from puberty, then just said “yeah whatever, ship it.” You’re this “ordinary” student in a city where nobody cares that half the girls look like they walked out of Saturday morning shows. Nobody comments on it, they just sit in homeroom with you, arguing about homework and then five clicks later they’re asking if you prefer tits or ass. That kind of tone. It shouldn’t work, but somehow your brain just accepts it, like when you binge hentai in a different tab while pretending to answer Slack messages.

What hooked me fast is how they play the school routine. It’s not just click-next porn. You do the usual VN stuff, sure, but they sneak little choices that actually matter for scenes. Like, you’re in art class with the shy girl who always hides behind her sketchbook, and if you pick the “tease her gently” option way early, hours later she’ll remember that and suddenly her “private sketch collection” looks a lot less PG and a lot more “I drew myself getting railed by a faceless guy, totally not you, haha.” I ended up save-scumming like crazy to see all versions. There’s this one locker room scene with the star athlete, where you can play it nice, cocky or just straight perv, and the dialogue flips hard depending on how you treated her the whole route. If you’ve been respectful all the way, she still ends up grinding on your lap in the showers, but it feels like she hates herself a little less for it. If you were an asshole from the start, she kinda leans into it and the dirty talk goes straight degeneracy. Both routes are hot, I still can’t decide which I like more, but I also kinda wish they let you push it even further and they just dont.

Fanservice hits in a really dumb, satisfying way. One moment you’re sitting next to this girl who is clearly a reskinned Violet-type, hair over her face, quiet, all insecure about being “weird.” She invites you to her place “to study,” lights low, superhero posters on the wall that are absolutely not subtle, and if you’ve built enough trust she starts talking about “wanting to disappear during sex” and boom, suddenly you’re fucking her while she tries not to make a sound, blushing like she’ll explode. Then in another route you’re in the library with the more goth, Raven-ish one, and she’s pretending she doesn’t care while literally using her powers to lock the doors so nobody interrupts while she sits on your face between bookcases. Game pretends it’s about “feelings and dreams,” but most of the writing energy clearly went into filthy lines during those sessions. Half the time I was skipping to unlock the CGs, then going back to read because some of the pillow talk is surprisingly sharp, then immediately regretting it when the MC says something cringe like “my passion for you burns like a thousand suns.” Who talks like that.

Little thing that annoyed me: the text box is slightly too transparent. You can see the boobs behind it, but not quite enough, so you keep toggling the UI off with your finger in this stupid rhythm and it breaks the flow. I kept thinking they’ll add a slider for that in options, but no, it just stays like that. Also, the pacing is all over the place. One route takes you from first crush to full anal in what feels like three afternoons at school, while another makes you grind affection points forever before you get a single kiss. But then when it finally pops, it’s a long multi-part scene, with little intermissions where you decide if you want to push further or slow down, and if you’re a completion freak like me you’ll be reloading to catch that one variation where she pulls your head down and whispers this filthy line that only appears if you were nice to her during one tiny hallway talk. It’s messy, horny, and half the time I felt like I was playing a porn version of trying to get 100% in a JRPG, just chasing every last expression in the gallery while pretending my mouse hand isn’t tired.

Isabelly’s tits don’t look real and that’s the whole point. The ai cg has that glossy, over-smoothed thing where skin blends into fabric and fingers sometimes forget how many joints they have. The milf stepmom’s face keeps shifting between renders, one moment sharp like a magazine cover, next frame slightly melted. Honestly it adds to the wrongness. The mansion is this sterile palace of beige marble and gold trim that feels like a hotel lobby where bad decisions happen.

Lucas finds her phone unlocked on the kitchen island. That’s where the mobile phone tag earns its place. You’re scrolling through her gallery, her messages, her hidden folder with videos she made for the father who’s never around. The netorare kicks in not through some mustache-twirling villain but through absence. His dad’s just not there. Just a voice on the phone, a signature on checks. And Lucas, this horny little opportunist, fills the space like water into cracks. The humiliation comes later, in small doses. A text message read out loud at dinner. A photo shown to the gardener. The stepmom’s eyes going wide then downcast, that perfect ai-generated blush spreading down her neck. She doesn’t fight it. She leans into shame like it’s a warm bath.

What I wish the game had is more futa content, the tag’s there but it’s like two scenes and one’s a dream sequence which barely counts. The futa stuff feels tacked on, like someone remembered it last minute. Still, when Isabelly pulls down Lucas’s pants and finds more than she bargained for, the expression on her face is worth the price of admission. Pure ai-generated shock, mouth slightly too open, eyes slightly too big. Unpolished. Deliberately unpolished, right? That’s the aesthetic they’re going for. Sometimes I’d be clicking through dialogue and the text would say one thing while the render showed something completely different. Lucas is supposed to look conflicted but he’s just smirking like a lizard. Maybe that’s the truth of the character anyway. The soundtrack is whatever, generic strings that I muted after ten minutes to hear the wet sounds better. The voice acting is nonexistent which is probably a mercy. The writing has these moments of accidental poetry between the clunky translation. “Your father’s bed remembers his shape but not his warmth.” Who talks like that? I screenshotted it. Sent it to a friend who said it sounded like a google translate of a soap opera. He’s not wrong but I keep thinking about it. The multi-lover ending where you somehow keep both the stepmom and the maid happy requires choices so specific I had to look up a guide on some sketchy forum. Worth it though. The final scene with both of them in the master bedroom, the ai struggling so hard with the lighting that everyone looks like ghosts, that’s the kind of broken beauty I’m here for.