So I'm sitting here at my desk pretending to work on spreadsheets but actually thinking about that monster girl with the huge rack who gives you a handjob in the school bathroom. The animation was janky as hell, her arm moved like a broken puppet, but the voice acting? She sounded so bored it circled back to being hilarious. Like yes queen, phone it in while draining my protagonist dry.

The game is called something about becoming a hero but your power is basically a magic dick. Classic. You walk around this school in a sandbox, talking to girls in uniforms, and sometimes a turn based fight happens. The combat is whatever, click attack, watch numbers, but then you lose on purpose because losing means a monster girl sits on your face. Multiple penetration tag is there for a reason. The 3D models have that plastic look, like someone melted a Barbie and called it a day, but the big ass physics are surprisingly committed.

I forgot to mention the creampie scenes. They're fine. Nothing revolutionary. But there's this one moment where you use your superpower to convince a teacher to blow you under her desk and the whole time I'm thinking, this school has no security cameras? The game doesn't care. It just wants you to collect girls like pokemon but with more vaginal sex and less evolution.

Wish the sandbox had more to do between scenes. It's mostly walking from point A to point B to trigger the next animated loop. But then a monster girl with horns calls you a good boy and suddenly I'm not mad anymore. The mobile version runs fine in browser, no install needed, which is dangerous for my productivity. Anyway my boss is walking by so I'll stop typing.