Right, so this is one of those Patreon early build things where the skeleton's all there but the meat's still being slapped on. You get WASD movement, left click and right click for different weapons, shift to dash. It's an RPG quest adventure, fantasy setting, you know the drill. The menu system is where you spend your stat points, five at level one then one per level after, and I already forgot what half the stats do because the tooltips are... well, they exist.
The whole promise here is Xayah and Ahri, right? The description teases that and then mentions Sona, the mute mistress, and says patrons find out she "may actually know how to use her mouth." Which, yeah, that's the kind of content we're here for. The adult scenes are clearly the focus, everything else is just the delivery mechanism. The combat feels floaty, like you're ice skating with a sword, and I wish the dash had a shorter cooldown because I kept getting cornered by slimes while trying to... nevermind. The pixel art style is deliberately rough, unpolished, and honestly that's part of the charm? Or maybe I'm just coping. The sound design is basically nonexistent, just some stock effects that cut out randomly.
What gets me is the menu navigation. Press escape, then skills, then upgrade stats. Why is it buried like that? I spent ten minutes clicking on my character portrait expecting a stat screen before I read the description properly. The potion button is E, which is fine until you're trying to strafe right and suddenly you're chugging your last health potion at full HP. Classic.
The adult content itself is... look, it's exactly what you'd expect from a game that's upfront about being a work in progress. The animations are stiff but the scenes are explicit, no fade to black nonsense. Ahri's scene has this weird thing where her tails clip through the floor and I can't unsee it now. Xayah's is better. Sona's is patron-locked, which, fair, but the tease is right there in the description taunting you. The fantasy setting is just window dressing for the porn, let's be real. Nobody's here for the gripping narrative about... actually I don't even remember why we're fighting slimes. Something about a quest? The quest log is just "go here, kill things, get reward" and honestly that's all it needs to be.
