I guess I should talk about the horse thing. The whole premise. Melenum, 22, wants to be a horse. Not like a furry thing, not a costume. A real, contracted, property horse. And the game just... starts. You're already transformed, already signed over to this couple, Magdalene and Finn Park. 46 years old. First time owners. They need you to carry goods up a mountain to some monument. That's it. That's the setup. No flashbacks to the four years of "pre-training" the description mentions. I wanted to see that. The contract signing. The first changes. But no. You're just a horse now.

The art is 2D, kind of rough, like someone's sketchbook but colored. It fits the weirdness. The first scene with Finn, he's checking the harness, and his hands just... wander. The game calls it an inspection. Sure. It's groping, plain and simple, but framed as this clinical thing because you're property. That's the whole vibe. Male domination but wrapped in this bizarre worldbuilding where it's all legal and noble. There's a spanking scene later that's supposed to be discipline for stumbling on a rock. My clicker finger got tired. It's a kinetic novel so you just click. Click. Click. No choices. I kept waiting for a branch, a way to maybe bite him or refuse, but no. You're a good horse.

Magdalene has her moments too. There's a scene by a stream where she washes you and it turns into this quiet, almost romantic lesbian thing. Fingers, mouths. Then she uses a toy from the saddlebag. A carved stone thing. It's hot, actually, the way the text describes the cold stone warming up. But then Finn comes back with firewood and just watches. Voyeurism. Doesn't join, just leans on a tree. Exhibitionism by default because you have no say. The sex scenes are explicit. Vaginal, anal, oral. Creampies. At one point, for the monument ritual, there's multiple penetration with some kind of blessed poles. I don't know. The game doesn't explain the religion well. The BDSM tag is there but it's not negotiated, it's just... ownership. Slave tag is accurate.

Oh, and tentacles. There's a cave. A wrong turn. Something old lives there and it's curious about the horse girl. That part felt like a different game crashed into this one. The writing gets purple, lots of "slick appendages" and "probing warmth." I wish the whole game was that unhinged. But it's not. It goes back to the mountain path and the couple bickering about map directions. The big tits and big ass are there, constantly described, bouncing with the cart. It's a strange, slow, horny hike. I don't know if I liked it. The bugs? Sometimes the text box shows the wrong speaker's name. Finn's line appears under Magdalene's portrait. Small thing. Never fixed, I bet.