Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

The whole thing feels like someone left their rendering software on overnight and forgot to check the settings. Elsa’s face, man. Sometimes it’s almost there, that cold Disney perfection, and then the next frame her jaw unhinges like a snake trying to swallow a beach ball. I couldn’t stop staring at that one shadow under her chin that never moves, even when she’s supposedly nodding along to Anna’s nervous chatter. It’s a kinetic novel, so you’re just clicking, watching this weird, stiff parade of 3DCG models bump uglies. The corruption tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting for what is basically a very sudden pivot from “I’m curious, sister” to a full on, tongue deep lesson in female domination.

The sound design, or lack of it, is its own special hell. Just wet slaps and these canned moans that loop so badly I started counting the cycles. Six. The same little gasp repeats six times during the first oral scene. And you know what? That’s the part I keep thinking about. Not the spanking, which looks like someone slapping a ham, or the interracial group sex segment that crashes in with all the narrative grace of a brick through a window. No, it’s the way Helen Parr’s tits defy physics during the stripping scene. They don’t bounce, they just... shift, like a lava lamp. I wish the game had a button to just mute the voice track but keep the slaps. I don’t know why. The prostitution angle with Violet feels tacked on, a quick excuse to get her on her knees, and the whole thing with Anna discovering her power through a strap-on is so blunt it circles back to being almost profound. Almost. The spanking is just sad. I wanted more of that weird, quiet tension from the first two minutes before it all becomes a sweaty pile of big tits and awkwardly animated anal. The corruption is instant, no slow burn, just a switch flipped from “frozen” princess to a milf-in-training who’s suddenly an expert at using her mouth. It’s a mess. A sticky, unpolished, strangely hypnot

MITY really went all out with this one, didn't they? Four Elements Trainer basically throws you into the Avatar world but cranks everything up to eleven in the horniest way possible. You're playing as some dude who somehow gets to train all these iconic characters - and by "train" I mean exactly what you think I mean. The corruption mechanics work pretty smoothly, watching Toph go from innocent earth-bender to... well, let's just say she learns some new moves that aren't in any bending manual. Mai's storyline particularly got me going - there's something about breaking through that cold exterior that hits different. Though honestly, the Azula content made me question my life choices in the best way possible.

What's wild is how they managed to cram both series into this thing. One minute you're dealing with Katara's water tribe innocence, next you're corrupting Korra and her whole crew. The pregnancy system actually surprised me - didn't expect that level of consequence in a parody game. Asami's exhibitionism scenes are chef's kiss, but then you've got Jinora content that makes you feel like you need to clear your browser history twice. The combat system exists but let's be real, nobody's here for turn-based fighting when you've got Ty Lee doing... those things. Some of the puzzle elements are actually clever though, especially when they tie into character corruption arcs.

The sheer scope is insane when you think about it. Lin Beifong getting the MILF treatment she deserves, Kuvira's domination scenes, even some weird tentacle stuff with spirits that shouldn't work but somehow does. The mobile version runs surprisingly well too, which is dangerous for productivity. Sure, some animations feel a bit janky and the writing can get repetitive during certain grinding sections, but when Pema's housewife fantasy kicks in or when you unlock Senna's more exotic scenes... yeah, those complaints fade fast. MITY basically created the Avatar porn game everyone secretly wanted but nobody asked for out loud.

The elf queen's tits bounce with this weird jitter like the physics engine is having a seizure. Not the good kind of seizure, the kind where you're trying to focus on the spanking animation and her ass cheek just clips through the orc's thigh and disappears into another dimension. I spent way too long trying to get the camera angle right so I could actually see the penetration, which is supposed to be the whole point of this thing, right? The orc's cock is massive, like absurdly huge, and it just sort of phases into her model. No collision, no reaction, just ghost dick. I laughed so hard I almost closed the tab.

The setup is pure World of Warcraft fanfic energy. Big green orc dude, probably named something like Grommash or whatever, has to fuck the elfish queen to steal her sexual energy. Classic. The forest background looks like someone smeared green and brown pixels with a wet finger. There's this one tree on the left side that's just a flat rectangle. I stared at it for like two minutes while the looping moan audio glitched out and started sounding like a dying smoke detector. The spanking sound effect is just the same stock "slap" noise repeated every time you click, and if you click too fast it stacks and creates this horrible cacophony like someone dropping a box of wet fish.

But here's the thing. The queen's face when you finally get the rhythm right and she hits that orgasm threshold. It's this crude, exaggerated expression that somehow loops back around to being genuinely hot. Her eyes roll back and her tongue lolls out and for one frame the animation actually syncs up with the audio and it's like... okay, I get it. I understand why someone made this. The big tits tag is doing heavy lifting here because her chest is like 80% of the screen real estate and the jiggle, when it works, is hypnotic. Then the orc's victory grunt kicks in and it sounds like he's choking on a chicken bone and the moment is ruined. I don't know why I'm still playing this. The energy bar fills up too slow unless you find the hidden click spots on her thighs. Nobody tells you about the thigh spots. I found them by accident while trying to fix the camera after it spun wildly into the canopy for the fifth time.

You ever play one of those games where the art looks like a compressed jpeg from 2003 but somehow it works? That's this. The redhead's face kinda melts if you squint, but her ass is rendered with the kind of devotion that makes you think the artist forgot to eat for three days. Priorities, right?

It's her birthday. She's at a nightclub. The setup is thinner than the plot of a porno where the pizza guy gets a tip in something other than cash. But this isn't trying to be Disco Elysium. A gift is given. The gift is, predictably, a thorough redecoration of her insides. The spanking starts almost immediately. There's a rhythm to it, a weirdly hypnotic slap-slap-slap that my neighbor probably thinks is me clapping along to a song only I can hear. The BDSM elements are there, a collar and a leash make an appearance, but it all feels strangely... tender? Like a birthday party where the cake is just a metaphor for getting bent over a speaker. The bass from the club music is still thumping in the background of the animation loop. A nice touch, that.

I got stuck for a solid minute trying to figure out if the anal scene was triggering properly. You have to click and hold the mouse on her hip in a very specific way, like you're trying to defuse a bomb that's also very turned on. The sound effects are a mix of stock library moans and what I swear is a sample from a squeaky door. It shouldn't be hot. It absolutely is in places, then suddenly jarringly funny. The whole thing feels like a birthday party thrown by someone who read about sex in a dictionary. It gets the definitions right but the vibe is its own glorious, unpolished mess. The nightclub setting is just a blur of neon and shadow, a void where only the spanking is real.

The whole thing hinges on one spanking animation that loops like a broken gif. You click the desk, she bends over, and then it's just... hand, ass, hand, ass, forever. I sat there watching it for way too long because the sound effect is this weird wet slap that doesn't match the visual at all. Like someone dropping a fish on tile. The teacher guy has this permanent grin that makes him look like he's smelling something bad, and his cock is just absurdly proportioned, like a third leg he forgot to put pants over.

The plot is basically "girl needs grade, professor is fake family man" which is fine, whatever, but then they throw in this dialogue where she calls him "sensei" even though the whole setup screams western high school. Maybe it's a translation thing. The uniform is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, standard sailor thing but the skirt physics are nonexistent, it just clips through her thighs when she moves. And the classroom background is just... empty. No desks except the one you use, no windows, just a chalkboard with some squiggles that might be math or might be a child's drawing of a tornado.

There's a moment where he pulls out his phone and takes a picture, and I thought oh shit, blackmail route? But no, it just flashes and nothing happens. The picture never comes up again. That bugged me more than it should. The spanking minigame, if you can call it that, is just clicking the same spot until a meter fills up. Then the sex scene starts and it's the same three positions cycled with no transition. Her face stays blank the whole time, which is either bad rigging or a bold artistic choice about dissociation. I can't tell.

The cumshot lands on her glasses and then just... vanishes in the next frame. No drip, no wipe, nothing. Like it was never there. I reloaded to see if I missed a button. Nope. Just gone. That's the whole game, honestly. A bunch of stuff that almost works and then doesn't follow through. The teacher's tie stays perfectly knotted during the entire thing, which is the most unrealistic part of all of it.

Okay so the UI is a bit of a mess, like someone designed it during a fever dream. Buttons are where they shouldn't be and the font choices are... a choice. But you don't play these for the slick menus, right? The renders are that specific kind of uncanny 3DCG where skin looks a bit too glossy, like everyone's slightly damp. It works for the sleazy vibe though. The sound design is basically nonexistent except for some looping track that I swear I heard in a budget porno from 2006. I muted it after five minutes and put on a podcast.

The whole thing kicks off because your character made some crypto-level stupid bet years ago and it somehow pays off, making you stupid rich. Now your childhood friend, who you've been pining after forever, needs cash. The game frames this as a moral choice system but let's be real, the "good" path is just edging yourself. The corruption route is where the tag list comes alive. There's this one scene early on where you can just... watch her sleep. The game doesn't rush you. You click and the camera just pans. It's creepy and perfect. The blackmail stuff isn't subtle, it's straight up "I own you now" energy, and the dialogue during the spanking scenes is so over the top I laughed out loud. The footjob scene is weirdly detailed, someone on the dev team has a thing and honestly, respect.

The male domination angle is full on. It's not a suggestion, it's the whole menu. The cheating tag is there but it feels less like a scandal and more like a foregone conclusion. I got stuck on a dialogue loop for ten minutes because I refused to pick the obviously evil option and the game just... waited. No fail state, just a silent stare down between me and a JPEG. The romance path exists but it's like ordering a salad at a steakhouse. Why bother? The anal scene unlocks way too late considering how much the game telegraphs it.

You know that weirdly specific memory of downloading a sketchy.exe from Limewire back in the day, the one that promised a "special birthday surprise" for the Olsen twins turning 18? This is basically that, but it actually runs in a browser without giving your computer digital herpes. The whole thing is just a clip, a looped video that feels like it was ripped from a VHS tape found in a flooded basement. Grainy as hell.

The spanking. That's the whole party, really. Mary-Kate and Ashley, or at least some uncanny approximations of them, are at this weird little gathering. The audio is a mess, just muffled music and these tinny giggle sounds that cut off abruptly. You don't do anything, you just watch. It's like being a ghost at a party you weren't invited to, which, fair enough. The "game" part is a lie, it's more of a... moving picture. A very specific moving picture where one of them gets bent over a knee. The impact sounds are so badly synced it's almost avant-garde. Like a slap happening in a different room, a full second after you see the hand connect. It's jarring in a way that loops back around to being hypnotic.

I spent way too long trying to figure out if the couch in the background is the same one from that one episode of Full House. It's not, obviously, but the brain goes places when the main event is this repetitive. The whole thing has the energy of a forbidden flash animation from Newgrounds that somehow escaped containment. There's no winning, no losing, just this grainy loop of a fantasy that was dated the moment the actual twins turned 19. It's trash, pure and simple, but it's the kind of trash that makes you remember the internet used to be a lawless swamp of exactly this kind of thing. Don't expect a game. Expect a relic.

So the sound in this one, right? It's like someone recorded a wet handjob in a tin can and then played it back through laptop speakers from 2009. The squelch loop is maybe four seconds, and it cuts off mid-suck every single time. Drives me insane. But also, I kept the volume on, because the voice acting for the demon priestess? Actually decent. She has this bored, condescending drawl when she's telling you to strip, like she's ordering a pizza. That contrast, between the garbage foley and the genuinely good line reads, is weirdly hot.

Combat is turn based, and every enemy has a different "defeat" scene. The wolf girl in the Frost Marches, if you lose to her, she doesn't just kill you. She sits on your face and makes you eat her out while she reads a book. A book. The page turning sound effect is louder than the cunnilingus audio. I don't know why that detail stuck with me, but it did. The game is text based with 2D art, so most of the heavy lifting is in the writing, and the writing is... uneven. Some scenes are genuinely filthy, like the tentacle monster in the abandoned chapel that does a triple penetration while whispering bible verses. Other scenes read like a horny teenager's D&D campaign.

Character creation lets you pick a futa protagonist, which changes some scenes but not all of them. There's a sissification route with a male character too, but it's locked behind a puzzle that I still haven't figured out. The puzzle is a sliding tile thing with runes, and the hint is a riddle about "the seed that spills upward." What does that even mean? I spent twenty minutes on it and just gave up and went back to the milf demon with the huge tits who gives titjobs in the hot spring.

Anyway. The game is called Corruption of Champions, and it's free in browser. Don't expect polish. Expect a lot of cum, some genuinely creative monster designs, and sound effects that sound like they were recorded on a phone in a bathroom. The lactation scenes have a dripping sound that's just a faucet. A faucet. I can't unhear it.