Fired it up and immediately got stuck on a lamppost texture. Not because it was beautiful, mind you. It was ugly as sin, some low poly mess with stretched pixels, but the way the afternoon light hit it, I took about six screenshots just of that damn post. The gif collection has weirder things, sometimes the accidental frames are the ones that stick. There's this girl, right, 21, absolute smoke show, and she moves into this town with the grace of a newborn deer in a physics simulator. The hair doesn't quite sit right, lips clip through her own chin once during a conversation about rent, and I loved every broken second of it.

The whole thing hangs on you not being able to pay bills. Not your bills, hers. This naive little thing with a body that makes the janky 3d engine work overtime, and you're clicking through dialogue trees trying to figure out if flirting with the creepy landlord is worse than selling her old bracelet. Wrong choices and the numbers go red, then it's game over. No, wait, there is no real game over screen, she just stands in her empty apartment. Haunting. I spent way too long in the clothing menu, not because the options were good but because stripping her down to the default bra and watching the slightly-off shadow under her left breast while the management spreadsheet glared at me from the corner of the screen was a whole mood.

At one point she's talking to this guy at a bar, some quest about finding work, and her entire hand phases through his chest. He keeps talking. She blinks, and for a second her eyelid stretches like taffy. I couldn't look away. The sex stuff... look, it's there. Awkward grinding that has all the realistic fluidity of two action figures being smashed together, but somehow the vacant, dead-eyed stare she gives the camera during it is the single hottest thing I've captured in a week. It's pure, uncanny, accidental perfection. A town of glitched out perverts and a girl who just wants to pay her electricity bill without using her mouth.

Replay value? I've already started three new saves trying to make her a total shut-in who fails everything, just to see the expressions. The best use of indirect boob jiggle during an intense text based argument about a grocery budget. Award earned. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to sort 47 gifs of a broken lamppost and a floating scarf.