Right so this is basically what happens when someone takes Nier Automata, strips out all that philosophy bullshit, and just keeps the horny. You got 2B and A2, but not the real ones obviously, some real models in cosplay with white hair and redhead energy that makes my brain short circuit. The whole thing is a card game but not like Hearthstone or whatever, more like a panic attack with tits.

The arcade setup throws these knight cards at you from both sides and you're supposed to be fast and smart but honestly who's thinking about strategy when the redhead is already down to her lingerie in the first thirty seconds. The strip mechanic is what we're all here for anyway, watching these girls lose pieces every time you beat their cards. 2B's outfit comes off way too quick though, like three moves and suddenly she's doing a striptease that would make the actual game developers sue somebody. The white hair contrast against the lingerie is doing things to my monkey brain that I'm not proud of.

The sword thing is there I guess, cards have swords on them or whatever, doesn't matter. What matters is the real model cosplay stuff looks deliberately unpolished like someone filmed this in their apartment with a ring light and said "yeah good enough." And you know what? It is good enough. The card game part is actually kind of annoying when you just want to see the next strip sequence but that's the whole point right, making you work for it. Could use more animation between stages instead of just jump cuts but whatever, I'm not here to critique cinematography. The whole thing feels like a fever dream where you're playing Magic The Gathering but your opponent is slowly getting naked and honestly that's the game design innovation we needed.