This one feels like somebody took a giant porn folder full of every anime crush you ever had, fed it to a very horny robot, and then just let it loose in the middle of the night. It is messy, shameless fanservice in the best and worst way. You start as this generic male MC that nobody cares about, but it honestly works, because the spotlight is always on the girls. One minute you are staring at Android 18 pretending she is not seconds away from sitting on your face, next moment Tsunade is bending forward like your spine insurance is fully paid, and after that DVa is giving you this smug gamer grin you only see from sweaty tanks in Overwatch comp. Nothing really tries to be “deep”. It is like those late-night Discord calls where everybody starts posting cursed Koikatsu cards and then suddenly somebody says “wait, I can make a whole game with this” and nobody stops him. The whole thing runs on that energy.

The date sim part is kind of funny, because yeah, technically you are “dating”. You choose outfits, say the right lines, sometimes click through fake romantic setup, but everybody knows you are just trying to figure out how many scenes Mirko has and whether Rias or Nami has the better titfuck animation. And the girls are not just random OC clones either, they actually feel like somebody who watched too much anime made them on purpose. Aqua is clingy, loud, kind of dumb but insanely cute when she starts grinding on your lap like she is trying to win some idiot contest. Yoruichi keeps that smug cat energy, sits on your face like that is the most normal place in the world. Toga looks at you like a snack she is not supposed to have, then happily chokes on your cock like rules stopped existing. And then there is stuff like Vados or Kefla or Caulifla, where your brain is trying to remember power levels while your dick is just happy there is yet another big ass bouncing in your face. They even throw in weird combinations, like giving Bowsette this slow, teasing blowjob scene that lasts just long enough to make you forget you were actually trying to see the Zelda content first. By the way, whoever decided Misty and Jessie need extra focus on footjobs has some stories to explain to a therapist someday. I still appreciated it.

I really like how the pacing somehow feels both rushed and too slow. First girl I tried was Ai Hoshino, because of course I did, and the “date” was over in like two clicks and suddenly she was kneeling between my legs, lipstick smeared on my cock while she looked up with those idol eyes. Then with Hinata I had to go through this longer flirting phase, a bit of voyeur setup, peek under her clothes, touch her softly first. It felt like waiting for food that keeps smelling better while you are starving. Annoying, but in a good way. Or bad. Not sure. Anyway, everything is pure fetish salad. Oral sex scenes everywhere, big tits bouncing like they are competing with each other, asses in your face so often it starts to feel like some kind of religion. I got stuck way too long just watching a Raven scene where she rides you slow, still in half her Teen Titans vibe, moaning soft while her ass cheeks clap in that hypnotic rhythm. Meanwhile I completely forgot I had not even checked Mirko, Mina, or Nejire yet, and those are usually my first picks in any MHA fan game. Still, the weird part is how sometimes the small stuff hits the hardest. Like a moment where Komi is trying to suck you off, all shy and stiff, and the camera lingers a bit too long on the way her lips tremble around the tip. Or the way Marin Kitagawa giggles after swallowing, wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, then casually asks for “another round” like you just finished playing some gacha together on your phone. At one point my Chrome lagged for a second right when Tatsumaki started a titfuck and I legit got angry, like, that tiny freezing framed her smug face perfectly and I will never see that exact glitch again. Yeah, the game is scuffed, uneven, totally horny, and absolutely not refined. I keep alt tabbing to Telegram and back just to check something, then losing track of which girl I was “romancing” and honestly that chaotic feeling kind of fits.

Waiting on a rooftop with a killer android who looks like 2B and has no idea what “professional distance” means is… yeah, this game nails that horny boredom feeling way too well. The whole setup is simple: mission’s not started yet, target is on the way, there’s nothing to do except stare at the city and your partner’s ass. And the camera keeps reminding you which one is more interesting. It’s a parody, but it leans into the fantasy instead of turning it into some dumb joke. You get that sharp, white-haired android look, the blindfold, the tight outfit, but here she’s less “emotionless weapon” and more “ok fine, we’re both turned on, drop the act.” It feels like someone took every thirsty comment under a Nier Automata cosplay photo and turned it into a short, focused sex simulator.

What I liked a lot is how interactive the pacing feels. You are not just staring; you are poking around, changing angles, changing positions, messing with her look a bit. There’s this nice rhythm where you start slow, just touching, enjoying her lying there, and then you suddenly realize you’ve cranked things up to rough, pulling her hips back in doggystyle while the world “out there” can wait. Mission? Yeah, in a second. The way the game handles her body movement when you switch into missionary actually surprised me, it feels weighty and soft at the same time. Sometimes the transitions are a bit clunky, like your brain expects a smoother shift when you swap position, but honestly after two or three thrusts I forgot about it. I kept playing with camera control more than I thought I would, trying to find that angle where you see her face twitch when you speed up, or where you see your cum land exactly where you want. The ejaculation options are ridiculously satisfying; it’s like they knew people would replay just to test different “paint jobs” on her skin and outfit. I’m poly in real life, so I usually prefer when games let me juggle multiple romances, but here having this one very focused, very horny connection with a single android actually works. It feels like a tight little scene instead of some big harem collecting thing, more like a quick but intense hookup in a universe you already know.

Not gonna pretend it’s perfect. The “wait for enemy, fuck partner” excuse for the plot is fun, but after a while I kinda wished there was one tiny reaction to enemies actually getting closer, like her snapping back to soldier mode for a second, then melting again when you pull her close. Also the customization is nice but too safe; I wanted more wrong options. Let me break the vibe, give her weird color combos or silly details, I don’t care about “canon accurate” when I’m already balls-deep in a parody. Some animations feel like they loop half a second too short, like my brain wants that extra follow-through, and my inner nerd notices. And somehow the sound is both really hot and occasionally too clean, like moans recorded in a studio, not in the dusty ruined city where they’re supposed to be hiding. Still, there was this one moment where I had her on her back, legs up, city lights half visible in the background, and I slowed everything down just to watch her chest rise and fall while I held right on the edge, then finished all over her belly. Sat there watching the mess drip down her skin, thinking, “Yeah, ok, this is exactly the kind of shit I used to look for on sketchy hentai sites, just actually interactive now.” And then I immediately went back in to try doggystyle with different outfit settings, because apparently I have no self-control and this game knows that a delayed mission is the best kind of foreplay.

You’re the guy with the couch, the camera, and absolutely zero shame, stuck in this weird sweet spot between casting director and horny gremlin. That’s the whole vibe here: you’re not saving the world, you’re trying to convince Raphtalia and Mina and Lucoa and the rest to suck your dick on camera. No fake “deep” story, just you in a cheap studio, throwing out bullshit lines, watching anime waifus go from “this is just an interview” to sloppy ahegao and big tits bouncing on your lap. The game knows exactly what it is. It doesn’t pretend. You click, you talk, you push, the dialogue gets dirtier, the clothes fall, and suddenly that “professional” interview is just you buried between thick thighs while she moans way too loud for that tiny room. One minute you’re chatting with Meiko like it’s another episode of Prison School, next minute she’s choking on your big cock and smearing lipstick on her own boobs. It’s trashy, but the good kind of trashy, like when you open a new incognito tab even though the old one is still fine.

What sells it is how each girl actually feels like her own flavor of wrong. Lucoa acts all chill and teasey, like she already knows she’s got the biggest ass in the building and she’s just waiting for you to notice. Mina from My Hero is this hyperactive pink slut who pretends she’s shy about porn, then five lines later she’s riding you raw, tongue out, eyes rolled back, full ahegao like she just unlocked a new Quirk called “cock addiction.” Galko shows up with those huge tits and that casual gyaru energy, doing that “oh wow, it’s kinda big” routine while she’s already jerking you off under the desk. Cheelai gives you that DBZ alien brat attitude, talking shit until you grab her by the hips and she suddenly forgets how to be smug. Then there’s 2B, playing the whole stoic android thing, but with her mouth full of your dick, it’s hard to take her “mission” speech serious. Vaginal, oral, messy auditions, cum on faces, cum on tits, cum inside, big ass shots that eat the whole screen, the usual good sins. The art is simple but hits the fetish points: tight outfits ripped open, panties pushed aside, tongues out, spit strings, wet thighs, camera angles that just shamelessly zoom in on pussy and ass like a horny cameraman getting fired tomorrow. It feels kinda scuffed, kinda cheap, like some cursed Pornhub side project made by a fan who knows these series too well, and that’s honestly what makes it hot. You’re not here for polish. You’re here to make waifus fail a “normal job interview” in the dirtiest way possible and hit replay when they call you “director” while they swallow.

The sprite work in Open Bar is a goddamn mess and I can't stop looking at it. 2B's idle animation has this weird hitch, like she's about to trip over her own heels but catches herself at the last second. Her shoulders don't quite rotate right when she leans forward. It's the kind of jank that somehow makes the whole thing feel more intimate, like you're watching someone's first attempt at motion capture done in a basement at 4 AM. The facial expressions are what get me though. That blank Nier automata stare she has in the original game? Here it shifts into something else entirely when the bartender starts talking. Micro-expressions. A slight eyebrow raise. The corner of her mouth twitching. I've spent way too long studying how her lips part just before the scene transitions.

The bar setting is basically a backdrop, don't expect to explore or anything. You click, things happen, 2B ends up bent over the counter. The anal penetration sequences are surprisingly deliberate. Not rushed. The creampie finish has this moment where her legs tremble and then go still. Whoever animated that knows something about how bodies actually respond. Or they just got lucky. The facial at the end feels almost tacked on by comparison, like they remembered the tag list at the last minute.

I keep thinking about how Nier Automata is this whole philosophical thing about consciousness and bodies and what it means to be alive, and here's 2B getting railed in a bar by some dude. There's probably something to say about fan works and ownership and desire but honestly I'm just here for the way her back arches during the anal creampie scene. The cumshot physics are whatever. What sticks with me is how she looks at the camera during the POV segments. Not at the player character. At you. Direct eye contact with that slight head tilt she does in the original game's menu screen. CreamBee understood something fundamental about why people are still making porn of this character seven years later. It's not just the outfit or the ass. It's the way she carries herself. Even in a janky browser hentai game, that dignity doesn't completely disappear. It just gets... redirected.

The first time 2B gets pinned against that concrete wall, her legs wrapped around a machine that has no business being that flexible, I actually forgot this was a Derpixon joint for a second. Then the tongue thing happened. You know the one. That android mouth doing work that would make the YoRHa commander issue a formal reprimand, and the sound design here is doing something weird to my headphones like the audio equivalent of when you accidentally max out the bass on a car stereo and the mirrors start vibrating. The robot doesn't even have a face but somehow it's more expressive than half the visual novel protagonists I've sat through.

The extra endings are where this thing gets properly unhinged. Found one completely by accident when I thought I'd seen everything, clicked the wrong spot during the creampie sequence, and suddenly there's a whole different animation path that I'm pretty sure wasn't in the walkthrough I skimmed on some forum at 2AM while questioning my life choices. The cumshot physics deserve their own academic paper. Not realistic, but that's not the point is it. It's like someone looked at Nier Automata's existential dread about consciousness and said "what if we just made them fuck instead" and honestly? Valid artistic interpretation.

The walkthrough link in the description is actually necessary which annoys me because I hate admitting I need help but some of these ending triggers are hidden behind specific timing that I kept missing. Kept getting the same two scenes like an idiot until I caved. The robot's hip movements during the reverse position have no right being that smooth, there's this one frame where 2B's expression shifts and it's doing more storytelling than the entirety of route C. Wish there was a gallery mode to replay specific scenes without the clicking minigame but that's never getting patched. The whole thing runs in browser so at least I don't have to explain any suspicious downloads to my antivirus software that already judges me enough.

Something about seeing 2B’s ass in that iconic white leotard, rendered with this slightly janky but weirdly sincere CG animation, makes me nostalgic for the days when every other image board was flooded with Nier porn. Back when the game first dropped and we all collectively lost our minds. Whoreizon’s take on her is a quiz game. Solve simple questions, get a reward, a slow, deliberate disrobing, that android body revealed piece by piece. The camera loves her. Mouse wheel zoom is practically mandatory. There’s a hypnotic quality to the stiff anim loops once her top comes off, that manufactured valley between her breasts catching the flat digital light in a way that’s somehow more obscene than the eventual full frontal. The uncanny valley works for androids, right?

Movement with WASD is floaty. The interact prompt pops up with all the grace of a windows 98 dialogue box. You walk 2B around a sterile, dream-like space and solve... actually the quiz part, I failed the first one deliberately just to see if there was a humiliation scene. There wasn’t. The game just gives you a disappointed look like a botched QTE from a mid-2000s hentai flash game. That’s the vibe, really. It’s a browser experience that smells of old Newgrounds. Full screen mode is a must, hit F immediately, because the cursor detection is allergic to the edges of the browser window. Even then, sometimes the interact key feels like it’s waiting for a formal invitation. This drove me crazy for three minutes straight. Why is the E key so unresponsive near her hip?

And then you remember. The android skin, the seams where her synthetic muscles flex, the way her hair clips through her shoulder when she turns. That’s the juice of it. A parody that gets the core appeal. Not some massive epic but a single, focused fantasy. A dream about a magnificent android. The creator’s patreon is in the description, feels like a direct pitch from a hentai artist swinging for a niche, and honestly, this messy, direct energy is what the golden age was all about. Just a quiz, a girl, and a reward.

I went into this one honestly just to steal some moan samples, not to actually read anything, and then suddenly I’m half hard and low‑key invested in a dumb romance between a depressed android girl with white hair and a hydro gremlin with a god complex. The game plays out in that first‑person style where you’re the faceless guy everyone wants to either kiss, tease, or ruin, and it leans hard into that voyeur thing. You’re always right there, close, like your nose almost touching 2B’s choker while she breathes in your ear and pretends she’s totally not affected. It’s supposed to be parody, sure, but sometimes it forgets it and becomes this messy, horny soap opera where your choices feel way too intimate for a “haha crossover meme” thing. I mean, one scene you’re joking with Furina in this overdecorated room, she’s all smug and loud, and then a dialogue branch later she’s whispering in your ear about how she wants to watch you fuck someone else first so she can judge your “performance.” That one broke my composure. I replayed just to hear the lines again and grab clean takes, and the worst part is I’m not even ashamed.

Since I do SFX sampling, sound is what grabbed me. Breathing is tight and wet, with that tiny room reverb that feels like they recorded in a wardrobe or a cheap booth, but in a good way. Sometimes a little clipping when the girls get too loud, especially Furina when she squeals and shifts from smug brat to needy mess. 2B’s voice is calmer, soft but not fake anime‑whisper, there’s a roughness when she gets turned on that makes it easy to loop for other stuff. Touch sounds too, like cloth rustling when she adjusts her skirt while you try to keep eye contact during some “serious” emotional choice that you will absolutely fuck up because you are staring at her thighs. There’s this one POV scene where she “tests your resolve” by sliding her glove down your chest, and you can hear each tiny friction noise. Whoever mixed that is a pervert. Respect. Still, the lip smack before some lines is a bit much and now it lives in my head. I keep waiting for someone to patch that out and I know they never will, so I just complain to myself and keep listening. The romance stuff actually hits surprising sometimes, then the game ruins the mood in the best way, like when Furina starts low‑key crying about being replaced and two choices later she’s ordering you to get on your knees like it never happened. It’s horny, it’s messy, it’s inconsistent, and the POV angle plus those filthy little gasps make it perfect for background “research” while you pretend you’re only here for the branching paths. I swear I played for the plot, then I went back again just to catalog which sex scene had the best desperate whimper near the end and completely forgot the actual storyline.

The loading screen is just a black void with a tiny spinning circle, and I thought my browser died. That’s the level of polish we’re dealing with. But then 2B’s ass fills the frame, and suddenly I don’t care about loading screens anymore. The whole thing is this grainy, slightly off model animation where her tits have their own gravitational pull, and the voice acting sounds like someone recorded it in their bathroom. I’m not complaining. I’m just saying.

The setup is peak parody logic. 2B’s body is “malfunctioning” after a fight, so she asks Emil, that weird floating skull thing, to fix her internal systems. You know, like last time. The “repair” involves her bent over a console while Emil’s mechanical tentacles poke and prod everywhere. There’s this one moment where a cable snakes between her thighs and just vibrates there, and her back arches so hard I thought the model would break. The cumshot lands on her face with zero physics, just a static white texture that appears and stays there like a sticker. It’s so janky it circles back to being hot.

The blowjob scene is where things get genuinely unhinged. Her mouth doesn’t quite line up with the dick, so there’s this constant clipping where you see teeth going through flesh. But the sound design, holy shit. Whoever did the wet noises deserves a raise. It’s so aggressively squelchy that I had to check if my headphones were leaking. The android tag gets used for some light body horror stuff too, panels on her stomach opening up with wires spilling out while she’s getting fucked. It’s weirdly compelling, like watching a car crash where the car is also cumming.

I wish the camera wasn’t so jittery. There’s a moment where it zooms in on her face during the climax, and her expression is just blank, like she’s reading a terms of service agreement. But then her eyes roll back for one frame, and it’s the hottest thing in the entire animation. One frame. I rewound it six times. The whole thing loops awkwardly too, no smooth transition, just a hard cut that feels like a slap. Still, for a browser game that probably took a weekend to make, it knows exactly what you’re here for and delivers it with a straight face. Mostly straight. The face is the problem, actually.

The 2B model is, uh, not what you'd expect. Like someone took the iconic Nier Automata design and ran it through a blender with a hentai doujin from 2006. The proportions are absolutely ridiculous, ass so massive it defies the game's own physics engine, clipping through the floor during certain minigame transitions. And you know what? That's exactly the point. This isn't trying to be polished. The jank is the aesthetic.

The BDSM minigame section is where things get properly unhinged. You're basically playing a rhythm game but instead of hitting notes you're timing thrusts and rope tension, and the feedback is this crunchy, almost glitchy animation loop that somehow makes it hotter than most AAA attempts at this stuff. There's a moment where the camera bugs out during a suspension scene and you get this accidental close-up of 2B's face that's more expressive than anything in the actual Nier game. Pure serendipity. The hardcore scenes don't pull punches either, going full nukige with the explicit content, though the sound design is literally just two stock effects layered on top of each other. I spent way too long trying to figure out if the wet sounds were from a royalty-free pack I recognized from some old Flash game.

The parody elements are weirdly respectful? Like the dev clearly loves the source material but also wants to see 2B get railed in increasingly elaborate setups. The poll about adding a rider position or a sex-only mode tells you everything about where the priorities are. No pretense of deep storytelling, just "here's the character you're horny for, now configure the scene." The minigame structure means you're actually engaging with mechanics instead of just clicking through a visual novel, which I appreciate even when the hitboxes make no sense. Sometimes the rope physics just give up entirely and 2B's model stretches into nightmare fuel for a split second before snapping back. It's broken in ways that loop back around to being endearing. Or maybe I've just been in this niche too long.