The whole thing runs on rails but pretends it doesn’t, which is honestly more honest than half the “choices matter” porn games I’ve clicked through on Gamcore. You’re this guy, right, and your wife is basically a saint who doesn’t notice you staring at her friend’s ass during dinner. The friend, Lena I think, has this way of leaning over tables that feels like a personal attack. I spent way too long on one scene where you’re supposed to be helping with dishes and instead you’re just watching her hips move while she dries a plate. The animation loops are janky, the kind where a hand clips through a thigh and nobody cared enough to fix it. I respect that.

The swinging stuff doesn’t creep in slow, it just shows up like a drunk uncle at a wedding. One minute you’re texting your wife, next minute you’re in a hot tub with two other couples and someone’s foot is doing reconnaissance under the water. The ahegao faces appear during group scenes and they’re so exaggerated I laughed out loud, which I don’t think was the goal, but whatever. There’s a particular moment with double penetration where the physics just give up entirely, bodies moving like they’re underwater. It’s terrible. I watched it four times.

The MILF character, god, she’s built like a fertility statue and talks like she’s reading off a teleprompter that’s slightly too far away. Her anal scene unlocks way later than you’d expect and by then you’ve already seen everything else so it’s like getting dessert after you’ve eaten three cakes. Male domination is the default mode, no real switch options, which gets samey but also who’s playing these things for narrative range. I wish there was a gallery mode because finding specific scenes means clicking through dialogue trees that all lead to the same grunting anyway. The mobile version chugs on my phone like it’s personally offended by my browser. Still works though. Still works.