Bulma in this one feels like somebody ripped her straight out of old Warcraft fan forums, gave up halfway, then shoved her into a dress up sex toy. It looks a bit bootleg, like those flying tree frog memes where the animal is slightly off model and you still love it. You open the game and it just throws her at you, no long story, no silly intro, just this blue haired nerd queen standing there like, "ok, do your worst". As a physical collector I’m usually checking boxes and manuals, but here I was staring at sliders and clothes options like they were rare figures on my shelf. You peel off her top, piece by tiny piece, and the breast expansion kicks in so fast it feels almost wrong, like you clicked once and suddenly her boobs are in a different time zone. It’s funny and hot at same time. They did her nipples a bit too shiny for my taste though, like someone discovered the “gloss” tool and got addicted. I kept thinking of how she looked in old Dragon Ball Z VHS covers, then I looked at the screen and went “yeah ok, this is the porn universe version, fine”.
The way the sex plays out is very basic and very blunt, but that kinda works here. Doggystyle, blowjob, creampie, facial, that’s the whole religion. No minigames, no stats, no weird fairy tail crossover drama, just click where you want to fuck her and the loop starts hammering away. When you go for blowjob, her head movement is a bit stiff, but when your cock disappears into her mouth and the drool starts, something in my lizard brain goes “alright, we’re home”. You can swap from blowjob to pussy to hard sex in a few clicks, and the cumshot options are like picking filters on Instagram: inside, outside, on her face, on her tits, repeat as needed. The creampie is surprisingly satisfying, the way the cum leaks out of her pussy looks dirtier than I expected from such a lazy looking hentai thing. At one point I sat there just tapping between cum on face and cum inside, watching her transition from “slutty sex tape” to “oops I just got stuffed” and back. No sound control though, and that annoyed me for the whole session, the moans jump in at weird volume so I kept alt-tabbing to Spotify to drown it a bit. Still kept playing. Of course.
What caught me off guard is how much time I spent just dressing and undressing her instead of rushing to finish. The dress up part is simple, but when you leave certain pieces on during doggystyle, like her top half on, panties off, it feels almost more intimate than full naked. During one run I left only her boots and gloves, and in my head that made her feel like some raiding mage from Warcraft who got dragged behind the inn for “private loot distribution”. It doesn’t fit the canon at all, but my brain mashed everything together anyway. Her big boobs bouncing while you pound her from behind look sort of stupid and hot, like some cheap doujin you found by accident on an old hard drive and then never forgot. The facial option is pure disrespect, thick cum splattered across her hair and eyes, and she just keeps looking at you like, yeah, give me more, and honestly, Bulma deserves this kind of filthy tribute after all those years being the smart one on the team. I do wish there was at least one tiny extra pose, something weird like her riding you on a chair or some flying tree frog joke hidden as easter egg, but it’s not there and it’s not coming, so my brain just fills that gap on its own while I click through another round of blowjob into creampie into facial like some degenerate routine. By the time I closed the tab I already forgot half of what I did, except that moment when I left her in nothing but her gloves, with cum dripping out of her pussy, and thought, yeah, that’s going straight into my mental shelf next to all the old Bulma figures packed in boxes in my closet that I swear I’ll sort someday.