My first thought staring at the menu was did a twelve year old design these buttons. Theyre huge and clunky and the font choice belongs in a PowerPoint from 2003. Accessibility wise its a mess. No contrast options, no text scaling, the clickable areas overlap in ways that made me miss half the dialogue triggers until I figured out you have to click slightly to the left of where your brain says the button is. My hand cramped from trying to scroll through the inventory which isnt even really an inventory its just a list of things youve clicked on and cant use.

The Ashbringer gets stolen by Naxxramas and suddenly everyone wants to fuck. I mean everyone

I keep coming back to the breast expansion slider. Not because it's particularly well animated, it's janky as hell honestly, but because it's so specific. You get this little control panel and Bulma just... inflates. Like someone hooked her up to a bicycle pump. The physics make no sense. Her spine would snap. I spent maybe fifteen minutes just making her chest go up and down, up and down, completely ignoring the actual sex options. The game is basically a posable Bulma doll with some sticky controls.

The dress up part is weirdly detailed for something this rough. You can strip her piece by piece, her top, her skirt, and the fabric just vanishes. No tearing animation, no sound, just gone. Then you click her boobs and they jiggle with this weird delayed reaction, like they're underwater. The blowjob scene has her head bobbing with the mechanical rhythm of a metronome. You get a facial cumshot button that just plasters her glasses and hair with a static white texture that doesn't drip or anything. It's so blunt it circles back around to being funny. The doggystyle position has her ass up but her face is completely blank, staring at the wall like she's mentally doing her taxes. There's a creampie toggle that just... adds a white puddle. No animation, just appears. Like a sticker.

I got distracted thinking about how Dragonball hentai is its own entire ecosystem. There's probably a thousand of these flash dumps floating around since 2005. This one feels like it was made in an afternoon by someone who really, really needed to see Bulma get railed and didn't care about anything else. The hard sex option is just the same loop but faster. The pussy play is just clicking and watching the same two frames. It's not good. But I kept clicking. The Warcraft tag is a lie by the way, there's no orcs or elves, just Bulma's giant blue hair clipping through her shoulders. Flying tree frog? No idea. Maybe it's a metaphor for how her tits float when you max the expansion slider.

The first click is always the worst. You get Nanako, this blue skinned draenei with hips that could end wars, and Snow, pale elf thing with ears longer than my attention span. They just stand there. Staring. The background is some blurry Warcraft knockoff temple and I'm already reaching for my phone to check Discord because nothing's happening.

Then you click Next.

And suddenly Snow's on her knees and there's this cock. Look, I've seen futa stuff before but the scale here is genuinely stupid. Like anatomically impossible. It's bigger than her forearm and the game just presents it like yeah, this is normal, deal with it. The animation is rough, jerky, three frames if we're being generous. But something about how Nanako's ass jiggles when she shifts her weight. It's wrong but it works. The whole thing feels like someone's sketchbook that got digitized by accident.

The minigame part, if you can call it that, is just clicking Next. That's it. No branching paths, no choices, just a linear slideshow of these two going at it. The interracial tag is doing heavy lifting here since one's blue and one's practically translucent. At some point Snow's mouth is doing things that shouldn't physically work and the sound design is nonexistent. I had Spotify running in the background and honestly it improved the experience. The big tits tag is accurate though. Almost aggressively so. They don't move right, kind of float in place like water balloons in zero gravity, but you stop caring around click twelve when the angle changes and suddenly you're looking at something that made me put my phone down. Not in a bad way. Just needed a second.

The whole thing lasts maybe two minutes if you click slow. I clicked slow. The ending just stops. No climax animation, no resolution, just the last frame hanging there like the game forgot what it was doing. Which honestly feels appropriate. You don't play this for narrative payoff. You play it because someone out there really needed to see a draenei futa get serviced by an elf and by god they made it happen. The art is unpolished in a way that loops back around to charming, like finding old hentai scans on a long dead forum. Would I open it again? Probably not. Did I open it twice already? That's between me and my browser history.