I keep coming back to the breast expansion slider. Not because it's particularly well animated, it's janky as hell honestly, but because it's so specific. You get this little control panel and Bulma just... inflates. Like someone hooked her up to a bicycle pump. The physics make no sense. Her spine would snap. I spent maybe fifteen minutes just making her chest go up and down, up and down, completely ignoring the actual sex options. The game is basically a posable Bulma doll with some sticky controls.

The dress up part is weirdly detailed for something this rough. You can strip her piece by piece, her top, her skirt, and the fabric just vanishes. No tearing animation, no sound, just gone. Then you click her boobs and they jiggle with this weird delayed reaction, like they're underwater. The blowjob scene has her head bobbing with the mechanical rhythm of a metronome. You get a facial cumshot button that just plasters her glasses and hair with a static white texture that doesn't drip or anything. It's so blunt it circles back around to being funny. The doggystyle position has her ass up but her face is completely blank, staring at the wall like she's mentally doing her taxes. There's a creampie toggle that just... adds a white puddle. No animation, just appears. Like a sticker.

I got distracted thinking about how Dragonball hentai is its own entire ecosystem. There's probably a thousand of these flash dumps floating around since 2005. This one feels like it was made in an afternoon by someone who really, really needed to see Bulma get railed and didn't care about anything else. The hard sex option is just the same loop but faster. The pussy play is just clicking and watching the same two frames. It's not good. But I kept clicking. The Warcraft tag is a lie by the way, there's no orcs or elves, just Bulma's giant blue hair clipping through her shoulders. Flying tree frog? No idea. Maybe it's a metaphor for how her tits float when you max the expansion slider.

This thing sits at the crossroads of a fever dream and a really specific browser tab you clear your history for. It’s a Miley Cyrus parody dress-up sim, and the whole aesthetic has that crusty energy, like a flash game you’d find on a site that also gave you a virus in 2009. The menus are a mess, the police officer's uniform clips through his own damn chest, and the limo backdrop looks like a bad photoshop composite. It’s perfect.

The mechanic is simple but the over-the-top trashiness somehow works. You click through options, stripping her out of that shiny performance gear, and then choose a position. The anal scene unlocks pretty quick if you’re just clicking like a madman, which I was. The cop character shows up and things go from a "fashion emergency" to a creampie situation in like four clicks. The game’s not even trying to hide the jank. The tits don’t have proper collision detection, so the cock just kind of phases through her stomach during the final bit, which is a real jank cinema moment. I hate that I find it funny that the facial expressions are frozen in this dead-eyed smirk the entire time. It kills the immersion but also, who am I kidding, the immersion was never the point. The audio is just a single monotone moan on loop, and after thirty seconds it starts sounding like a broken alarm clock. I think my cat got annoyed.

Honestly, the "unpolished" tag might as well be a flex. It’s a dirty, low-budget tribute to a celebrity's infamous wild-child era that completely leans into being a shitpost you can nut to. The absurdity peaks when you realize the limo driver probably saw everything through the rearview mirror the whole time. There’s a weird tangent about fame and the panopticon of celebrity in here somewhere, but I just kept clicking to make the cumshot happen again because the timing on the animation was so abrupt I needed to confirm if it was a bug.