Misha’s mom has these tits that make me forget about the whole communist dystopia thing for a second. I’m supposed to be this parasite kid working off debt in some frozen shithole state, but three clicks in and I’m just staring at her chest while she lectures me about Party discipline. The game knows what it’s doing. That school uniform on the neighbor girl, the way the female officer’s ass fills out her uniform, it’s all deliberate. I burned through like 40 bucks worth of gacha pulls just to unlock the scene where Misha finally loses his virginity to his landlady. Worth it? The animation is janky as hell, her face goes full ahegao but her eyes clip through her own eyelids, and the sound effect for the thrusting is just the same wet slap looped badly. I’ve heard better audio in those weird ASMR apps on the Play Store.

The teasing is relentless though. There’s this one moment where you’re studying and the tutor leans over, her blouse gaping open, and the game just leaves you there with a dialogue choice that’s basically “stare like a creep” or “stare harder.” I picked stare harder and got a loyalty point deduction. The humor lands sometimes, like when a propaganda poster in the background changes to say “A GOOD COMRADE REPORTS ALL BONERS” after you fail a stealth peek. But then you’re back to grinding work shifts and the whole thing feels like a mobile game from 2016, just tapping through text boxes with no real adventure. The school setting is barely used, it’s mostly just your apartment and the Party office.

That landlady though. Big ass, bigger attitude, and the vaginal scene with her has this weirdly tender moment where she calls Misha a good boy and I actually felt something before the animation bugged out and her leg twisted backwards. I keep coming back for the milfs. The virgin protagonist thing gets old fast, he’s so whiny, but watching him get corrupted by all these older women with ridiculous bodies is the whole point. The romance tag is a lie, it’s just transactional sex wrapped in political satire that thinks it’s cleverer than it is. I’ll probably drop another twenty tomorrow.