Right, so this game. Art Academy or whatever. First thing I see is this girl, brunette, massive tits barely held in by some top, and a tattoo snaking down her hip. The 3D models are... look, they're not winning awards. The animation is stiff in places, like a robot trying to be sexy, but then she does this little tease, pulling her skirt up just a bit at a party, and I forgot all about the janky fingers. The whole thing is about being some art student, making choices. I picked the most obvious "stare at her ass" option and the game just went with it, no shame. Big ass, by the way. They weren't lying in the tags.

Spent most of my time at a house party scene. You just click around, talk to people, and this one girl keeps giving you the eyes. The dialogue is whatever, but the teasing is the whole point. She'd lean over a table, and the camera just locks onto her chest. It's so unpolished it's almost funny. Like, the background characters are just standing there, dead-eyed, while this one animated brunette is putting on a whole show. There's a moment where she spills a drink on purpose, I swear, just to bend over. The 3DCG has that plastic look, but when the light hits the curves right... yeah.

Wish there was more to do with the tattoo. You see it, it's hot, and then it's just... there. A whole DLC could be about tracing that thing. The art academy premise is just a flimsy excuse, you're not learning about perspective. You're learning about how many clicks it takes to get her top off. Which is fine. That's what I was there for. The male protagonist is a total blank slate, doesn't even have a face half the time. Just a pair of hands and a viewpoint. Sometimes the sound cuts out for a second during the animated bits. Adds to the charm, I guess? Or maybe my browser is dying.