You ever just click through a kinetic novel and feel like you're watching someone's rough draft? That's this Eternal Bonds prequel thing. No choices, no branches, just a straight line through some 3DCG scenes that feel like they were rendered on a laptop from 2015. The models have that plastic sheen, you know the one, where skin looks like it would squeak if you touched it.

The setup is basic. Male protagonist, some exhibitionist streak, and a lesbian couple who apparently need a guy to complete their... research? The oral sex scene has this weird camera angle that cuts off half the face, like the dev couldn't figure out where to place the POV. And the handjob bit. Christ. The fingers clip through the shaft three separate times. I counted. Not because I'm picky but because when you're tracking achievements there's literally nothing else to focus on during these sequences. The vaginal sex at the end at least has some decent sound mixing, wet noises that don't sound like someone stirring mac and cheese, but then the female model's expression just stays frozen in this half-lidded stare that's supposed to be arousal but reads more like she's checking her phone over your shoulder.

What gets me is the romance tag. Where? The dialogue jumps from "nice weather" to "let me watch you two" with the grace of a brick through a window. No buildup, no tension, just horny teleportation. The exhibitionism could've been interesting if the writing had any sense of risk or thrill, but it's all so mechanical. Click. Moan. Click. Cum. Achievement unlocked I guess.

I wish the lesbian characters had any personality beyond being a matched set for the protagonist to insert himself into. There's a moment where one of them mentions their "eternal bond" and I snorted. You've known each other for what feels like twenty minutes of runtime. The whole thing is a proof of concept, sure, but what concept exactly? That you can render a dick in Daz3D? Groundbreaking. Still, the one vaginal creampie scene has this surprisingly tender moment right at the end, a hand squeeze that almost made me forget the clipping disaster from earlier. Almost.