The amnesia setup, right? Seen it a million times. But then Maya walks in and her tits are practically spilling out of that nurse cosplay she's not actually wearing, and suddenly I don't care about originality anymore. The 3DCG has this weird unpolished quality, like someone learned Blender last month and immediately decided to make porn. Janky animations where hands clip through thighs during the groping scenes. And I'm not complaining. There's something genuinely hot about how unapologetically rough it looks, like finding a dirty magazine drawn in crayon.

The oral sex scene at the jazz club. Alan's supposed to be "rediscovering himself" but mostly he's rediscovering the back of Maya's throat while a saxophone wails in the background. The sound design is just a 10-second loop of royalty-free jazz that keeps restarting mid-phrase. Drove me absolutely insane. I kept playing. Maya's dialogue during the cooking class date is this bizarre mix of heartfelt relationship talk and sudden "put your hand under my apron" moments, and her character model has these massive assets that the physics engine treats like water balloons filled with concrete. They don't bounce so much as lurch.

The doctor character shows up occasionally to deliver exposition about Alan's condition, and every time she leans over his hospital bed I expected something to happen. It doesn't. Not once. What a waste of a perfectly good milf model with an ass that the camera absolutely refuses to stop focusing on during completely non-sexual conversations. The rooftop stargazing date ends with Maya grinding on Alan's lap while he's supposedly having a breakthrough about his past, and the emotional weight of the moment is somewhat undermined by her left breast phasing through his shoulder. Still fapped. What does that say about me? Probably nothing good, but here we are.