The 100% grind on this one broke something in my brain. Not like, in a cool way. More like when you keep tapping a dead app icon on your phone expecting it to open. Fate/Squeeze Order. It's a parody, obviously, but the art is that specific CG hentai style where everyone's skin looks like polished plastic and the boobs have their own gravitational field. Saber's tits here are genuinely absurd, like the artist just kept dragging the size slider right and forgot to stop. I respect that. No half measures.

The titjob scenes are the main event and they're... fine? The animation loops are short. Really short. Like a gif from 2007 that you'd find on a forgotten imageboard. But the sound design, holy shit. There's this one wet squelch that plays on a loop and it's so over the top it loops back around to being hypnotic. I left it running while I was scrolling through my backlog on JoiPlay and forgot to pause it. My neighbor probably thinks I'm a degenerate. Which, fair. The big cock model is just a cylinder with a vein texture slapped on. It clips through the boobs constantly. Not a complaint, just a fact. It's part of the charm, like a Bethesda game but for your dick.

Unlocking the final CG in the gallery required a sequence of taps so specific I thought the wiki was trolling me. I wish there was a way to just, I don't know, adjust the speed of the loop manually. A slider or something. But there won't be. This is it. The whole thing feels like a fever dream you'd have after falling asleep on your keyboard while a Fate/Grand Order auto-battle runs. The parody aspect is just the character names and hair colors, don't expect any deep lore cuts. It's a boobjob simulator with the narrative depth of a puddle. I've already forgotten what the menu music sounds like.