The whole premise is a dick shrinking curse from some homeless looking wizard. Already I’m laughing my ass off. Jeremiah’s got this stacked girlfriend Freya, tits like fucking beach balls and an ass that could stop traffic, and the game is basically a countdown to some BBC gorilla named Tyrone rearranging her guts while you run around doing fetch quests. The humor is dark, like the devs jerked off to cuckold forums then wrote a comedy sketch about it.

There’s this one scene early on, Freya’s wearing these tiny shorts bending over to grab something, and the camera just lingers on the fabric disappearing between her cheeks like a hungry snake. You can practically smell the sweat. Later you’re hiding in a closet like a fucking loser while Tyrone’s shadow looms and she’s doing this breathy “oh no my shirt is wet” routine. The point system is bullshit though, it pretends you have control but the NTR is baked in harder than week old cum stains. Even the “light” scenes are just Jeremiah’s pathetic imagination showing you exactly what those massive hands are doing to her tits while you’re not there.

The female POV button is a trap and everyone knows it. You click it once out of curiosity and suddenly you’re watching Freya’s internal monologue about how her pussy tingles when the predator is near. The corruption arc isn’t subtle, it’s like watching a car crash in slow motion while the driver gives a thumbs up. The 3DCG is janky as fuck, models look like plastic dolls but somehow the jiggle physics are more realistic than my last relationship. I wish the old man would just show up and shrink my dick again instead of making me do these stupid missions, but that’s never happening. The cheating tag is redundant when the whole game is just a netorare delivery system with a side of exhibitionism in public parks. The masturbation scenes are sad, really sad, like watching a wet cat try to start a fire.