Forkheads really said fuck it, let's make a quiz game where every wrong answer gets you a faceful of anime tiddy. And honestly? Respect. Sex Kitten: School 2 is this weird little flash throwback where you're some dumbass who blew his cash on a TV he can't even operate, so your girl Slutty McSlut drags your ass to an all girls school. The premise alone is so aggressively 2007 Newgrounds that I felt my back hurt from nostalgia.

The quiz parts are actually kinda brutal if you're not paying attention. Like one second you're answering what's the capital of whatever, next thing you know some bloodthirsty hentai hottie is laughing at your dumb ass while the game calls you a failure in comic sans energy. The animations are janky as hell but that's the charm. It's deliberately unpolished, like someone made this in a weekend with a pirated copy of Flash and a dream. The Slutty McSlut character is exactly what she sounds like, genre savvy in a way that feels like a shitpost but also weirdly endearing. She'll know if you cheat. Don't ask how. She just knows.

Wish there was more variety in the fail states though. After the third wrong answer it starts feeling samey, and the school setting could've been pushed further into absurd territory. But whatever. It's a dumb horny quiz game with a title that tells you exactly what you're getting. You either vibe with that or you don't. The Hentai Heaven marathon on Channel XXX is waiting. Or not. I don't make the rules.