Finn is built like a brick shithouse and I'm supposed to care about his medical license? lol ok. The whole setup is this sports complex where these absolute units, I mean muscles on muscles, compete in 20 events and the winner literally tops the loser. Not like in a points way. Like, physically. The game doesn't dance around it, which I respect. You're the medic, Finn, and your job is to predict who wins and who bottoms, basically, to keep your gig. The pressure is so stupidly specific I can't help but admire it.

The art is... a choice. It's got that unpolished, almost sketchy vibe, like someone drew it during a very specific kind of daydream. Some panels the anatomy is chef's kiss, a bicep that could crush a watermelon, and then the next panel the same guy's neck looks like a confused tube sock. It's jarring but also part of the charm? Like finding a really good, really filthy comic in a used bookstore. The dialogue is pure cheese, all grunts and "yeah bro" energy, which fits the locker room setting perfectly. I spent way too long on the first event, the wrestling one, just staring at the character select screen. The names are all like "Apex" and "Titan" which, of course they are.

The whole yaoi bara vibe is strong, it's not shy about the gay muscle worship. It's a visual novel so you're mostly clicking and reading, making a few choices that I think affect your predictions. Honestly I zoned out on the scoring system because the next scene loaded and one of the athletes was stretching in a way that defied physics and my brain just... static. There's a scene with a javelin thrower that I'm pretty sure is a metaphor but also just a guy with a very large... javelin. The game knows what it is. A protein shake of pure, unadulterated fantasy. Needs a DLC that's just a slideshow of the character art, no text, just the grunts.