Right so the first time Noemi opens her mouth it's about coffee and within thirty seconds you're in a full blown argument about espresso extraction while she's somehow also undressing you with her eyes. That's the whole vibe. You and Mia, your girlfriend who got canned for being too good at her job, are starting some vague business thing called the Department of Unclear Goals which honestly sounds like a joke I'd make after three beers. Your actual job is to schmooze contacts and Jade, god, Jade will walk into a room and within two minutes she's called you a disappointment, made you hard, and stolen your drink. The writing gets that specific kind of chaos right where you're never sure if you're being seduced or dismantled.

The sex stuff. Mia's titfuck scene has this whole buildup where she's teasing you about forgetting her alarm, calling you an idiot but in that way where you know she's already wet. The animation's a bit stiff in places, some clipping during the group scene with Jade and Noemi that pulled me out for a sec, but the voicework during the blowjob sequence. Look I've played enough of these to know when the moans are phoned in and these aren't. There's this moment where Mia's going down and she stops to make a joke about your terrible pizza and then just. Continues. That's the good stuff.

Noemi's oral scene has her arguing about her mom's cooking literally during the act and somehow it works. The male protag is refreshingly not a complete void, actually has personality beyond being a dick with legs. Some dialogue trees lead nowhere interesting, a few romance paths feel underbaked compared to the main Mia stuff, and the groping mechanics are just click and wait which is whatever. But the humor lands more than it misses and the teasing dynamic between all three women feels less like a porn checklist and more like actual chaotic bisexual energy. Department of Unclear Goals indeed.