Lana Rhoades caught me cheating on the algebra test with her eyes, I swear to god. That whole scene where you can either fess up or double down, I picked the dumb option just to see what happens. She doesn't even get mad, she gets that look, the one where you know detention isn't gonna be writing lines. Next thing I'm in an empty classroom and she's pulling her blouse up with one hand while the other is still holding the damn textbook. The way the game describes her tits bouncing against the desk when she bends over, holy shit, my brain short circuited. Emily Willis later in the library stacks scene had me actually sweating, the quiet shushing sounds mixed with belt unbuckling, it's so stupidly hot for a game that looks like it was coded in a weekend.

The clicking is whatever. You click, things happen, sometimes you click the wrong thing and Riley Reid calls you a dumbass in a cheerleader outfit. Which is kind of the point? I spent way too long in the dorm room section trying to get Doris Ivy's route to trigger, the conditionals are foggy and it felt like the game forgot I existed for a solid ten minutes. The real model photos are jarring in the best way, they just plastered pornstar faces onto these weirdly stiff npc bodies, and during one conversation with the landlady her head straight up clipped through her shoulder. I couldn't stop laughing. The text adventure bits are where it actually shines though, the writing goes full degenerate without apologizing, describing a milf professor's "heavy, vanilla scented mounds" with the same serious tone it uses for quest logs.

Soundtrack is a single loop that burrows into your skull and the sound effects are stock stuff I've heard on a million other html games. But then Lana does this thing with her tongue during the tutoring scene and the descriptive text gets so unnecessarily purple that I forgot about the audio entirely. Choice matters in a vague, chaotic way. One path had me blackmailing a student council member, another just ended with a fade to black and a "you fell asleep in the cafeteria" text. It's jank. It's scrappy. Love it.