The quest log says "seduce the senator's wife" but what it means is click through three dialogue boxes until a static image of tits appears. That's the whole loop. I kept playing anyway, which says more about my Tuesday afternoon than the game.

The Illuminati angle is just window dressing, a coat of conspiracy paint over a standard RPG maker skeleton. You grind reputation, unlock scenes, repeat. The writing has this weird charm though, like someone translated a porno script through three languages and gave up halfway. One character tells you "your ambition makes my loins do the forbidden dance" and I actually laughed out loud in my cubicle. Then the next scene is just... there. No buildup, no payoff, just a jpeg and a stat increase.

Combat is nonexistent. Choices matter about as much as choosing between two identical doors. But the art, when it actually shows up, has that hand drawn roughness that feels more honest than the polished renders you see everywhere now. The hentai scenes are explicit, sure, but they're also weirdly clinical. Like the artist was horny but also filing taxes at the same time.

I don't know why I finished it. Maybe because the story, what little there is, has this accidental sincerity. You're climbing a ladder made of other people's bad decisions, and the game never pretends otherwise. The ending just stops, no resolution, no catharsis. Just a text box saying you've reached the top. And then nothing. Like real ambition, I guess.