You ever play something that feels like a bootleg Witcher hentai found on a forgotten corner of Newgrounds, but somehow it gets its hooks in you anyway? That's this. The whole thing is a slideshow of static images with some light animation, like someone discovered After Effects last Tuesday and went wild with the puppet tool. Triss is there. Yennefer is there. They have different names, sure, because copyright is a thing, but let's not pretend. The "young prince" plot is a flimsy coat rack to hang sex scenes on, and honestly, that's fine. I spent way too long on the first monster girl encounter, a bruxa type with weirdly detailed nipples, just clicking through dialogue options that all lead to the same creampie finish. The corruption mechanic is basically a progress bar that fills up when you do the nasty, and it unlocks... more nasty. Groundbreaking stuff.

The thing that got me is the voyeurism angle. There's a scene early on where you hide in a wardrobe, like some medieval pervert, and watch a handjob between two characters who are supposed to be plotting against you. The animation is janky, the sound is just a wet slapping loop, but the sheer absurd commitment to the bit made me laugh out loud. It's trying so hard. The harem management is where it falls apart though. You get these women pregnant, which is a whole tag they're proud of, but then the kid just becomes a stat boost icon. A little baby icon. For your stats. I wish there was more to it, some messed up dynasty system, but that's never getting patched in.

The RPG bits are a joke. You walk on a map that looks like a faded parchment placemat, and random encounters are just a coin flip with tits. I got a scene with a romance option that was clearly supposed to be Ciri, and the dialogue was so broken I couldn't tell if I was corrupting her or she was corrupting me. The whole thing runs in browser, which is convenient for alt-tabbing when you realize you've been staring at a poorly looped vaginal sex scene for five minutes, hypnotized by the way a single strand of hair glitches back and forth. It's a mess. A sticky, fantasy-themed mess that knows exactly what it is.