I swear the first scene in Industry Baby is just the protagonist staring at a used condom on the floor of a cheap motel room, and honestly, that sets the whole vibe. The 3DCG isn't polished. It's got that uncanny valley sheen where the skin looks like slightly melted plastic and the jiggle physics were coded by someone who just discovered the elasticity slider and cranked it to maximum. Big tits and big ass everywhere, bouncing with the chaotic energy of a car crash. It's deliberate, I think. Or maybe not. Either way, it works if you're into that raw, early 2000s renders aesthetic, the kind you'd find on a forgotten forum buried ten pages deep. The animation during the vaginal sex scenes has that looped, almost mechanical quality. Thrust. Jiggle. Reset. Thrust. Jiggle. Reset. Like watching a very horny, broken automaton.

The plot. Oh man. You're this Summa Cum Laude genius who can't get a job. So you do the only logical thing, start fucking for a living. It's a harem builder where you, the male protagonist, just dominate your way through a cast of virgin and not-so-virgin porn starlets. There's a voyeurism mechanic where you can just... watch. You're the director, the star, the whole damn show. The dialogue is so on the nose it wraps around to being art. One girl literally says "Oh, you're so much better than my textbooks" and I lost it. Wish there was an option to fail upwards, you know? Just completely botch a scene and somehow become more famous. But no, it's a straight power fantasy.

The sound design is mostly just wet slaps and the same three moans on a loop. At one point I think I heard a chair squeak that sounded exactly like my old apartment door. Took me right out of it. But then the male domination kicks in, you're calling the shots, the harem is growing, and the whole messy, unpolished thing clicks into place. Dare to play it alone, or maybe you need an audience.