This thing feels like someone took a cheap summer porn comic, left it in the sun on some random tropical island, then tried to turn it into a game after getting drunk on hotel piña coladas. You arrive at this resort where Joy runs the place, and the whole vibe is “vacation where nobody wears proper clothes and everybody pretends this is normal”. You click a bit, suddenly you’re getting a blowjob near the pool, then a handjob in the bar storage, then fucking some milf in a bungalow with the fan squeaking louder than her. That fan sound annoyed me way too much, by the way, and I still kinda hate it. The loop is simple as hell: find a girl, click to flirt, click more, now she’s on her knees or bent over a balcony with her tits bouncing while the ocean is in the background like a cheesy music video. It’s not subtle at all. But the funny part is, it doesn’t even try to be subtle, and somehow that’s kind of honest.

I’m pretty picky with soundtracks, I collect chiptune tracks and old OSTs like a hoarder, so when I open an adult game and it just has some stock tropical lounge loop, I roll my eyes. Here, the music is whatever, but because the scenes are animated, your brain kind of tunes it out. The animations are actually smoother than they deserve to be for something this braindead. You got these big tit girls in tiny resort outfits, asses that look like they were inflated in Blender, and the classic vacation palette everywhere. One minute you’re watching a milf riding you on a beach chair with sand probably going in places it should not, next minute you’re pounding her from behind in this hotel room that looks like it came from a midrange booking.com listing. I like that, actually. Porny, but not ridiculous sci fi stuff. At the same time, every girl has the same porn logic: two clicks of teasing, maybe a line like “you’re so bad, someone might see us” and then boom, she’s sucking your cock like she got paid for a full hour. Which is hot, yeah, but also, it kills any tension if you care about buildup at all. Though I say that and then still skip half the dialog to reach the anal scene on the sunbed.

There was this moment at the pool bar where I clicked through too fast, and suddenly I’m getting a sloppy blowjob under the counter while the bartender is “not noticing”. The animation loops, her head bobbing, your cum shot triggers, and I literally thought of old SNES games where sprite animations looped a bit too obviously. Except here it’s your dick. And I kinda grinned like an idiot, because it reminded me of playing old ROMs in RetroArch while listening to chip covers of eurodance tracks. Totally different genre, same brain tick. The game is stupidly straightforward, it’s basically a sex buffet: big ass, big tits, oral, vaginal, anal, some handjob foreplay if you click a different option, all dressed up in palm trees and resort uniforms. Sometimes the angles are great, like when you’re fucking a girl from behind on the balcony and the sea is framed perfectly behind her ass. Sometimes the camera goes all weird and you mostly see shoulder and hair and you’re like “move a bit, I want to see the action, not your spine.” There is no romance, no shame, no real story, just a vacation where you are the walking hard-on that everyone is apparently waiting for. And I swear there was one scene I wanted to replay and I couldn’t find it again because I forgot which area I clicked, and that annoyed me more than it should have, but then a different milf bent over a sun lounger and I kinda forgot what I was looking for.