I swear this one caught me off guard. I expected some cheap text-RPG with the usual “pick a door, get a boob gif” structure, but instead it tricks you into caring about what kind of panties you wear before a heist. The writing’s not polished, like somebody half-drunk typing confessions at 2 a.m., but that makes it weirdly hot. You read a few lines thinking, *is this really about stealing jewelry?* and then suddenly you’re in a dressing room trying on a silk skirt for “disguise purposes.” Sure, buddy. Totally for the mission. The dialogue choices sneak up dirty; one second you’re picking lockpicks, next you’re asked whether blush or smoky eyes will impress the target more. That kind of dissonance makes your brain short-circuit a little - and that’s the fun part.

The redhead character, can’t remember her name - something ending with an *a* maybe - acts like she runs the whole operation, even when she’s making you practice walking in heels. It’s absurd, humiliating, erotic, all tangled together. And yes, the gifs - actual real models, sometimes looped just long enough to feel voyeuristic instead of pornographic, if that makes sense. I mean, you’re clicking through text but the body language feels alive, sweaty almost, like someone breathing down your neck telling you you’re doing great. Or terrible. Hard to tell. The criminal angle isn’t deep, but it gives excuses for things no normal detective story could justify: interrogations that turn into makeovers, confessions whispered between gasps.

Something small annoyed me though: the text box sometimes jumps when a photo loads, knocking you out of rhythm. But maybe that roughness fits - like the game doesn’t care about being smooth, just wants you complicit. I kept thinking about how embarrassment works as gameplay. You make one flirty choice too many, the script punishes you deliciously. I’d love a DLC where you play from the redhead’s point of view, manipulating rookies with lipstick marks like clues. But maybe that would ruin the mystery. I don’t know. Maybe it’s already perfect in its wrongness.