This one looks innocent at first, like some cheap mobile drama game you’d find between Candy Crush and Duolingo, and then suddenly you’re stuck in this tiny apartment where everybody’s boobs and asses need their own postal code. You play as this young guy, stuck in a cramped place with “roommates” that feel way too close to be just roommates, if you know what I mean. The older woman in the house is clearly on the “I raised you, but now I’m bending over in yoga pants for no reason” side of things. Big tits, big ass, no personal space, and she keeps walking around the kitchen in a tank top that’s absolutely not safe for children. Or adults, to be honest. I was checking Instagram between scenes and felt weird even having this game open in the same room as my kid’s tablet. At the same time I kept playing, so maybe I’m the problem here. You get a lot of teasing: she leans too close when she talks, grabs your arm for tiny things, “accidentally” presses her chest on you when reaching behind your chair. They pretend it’s normal family affection, but it’s not the kind you talk about at Sunday lunch.

What gets me is how the game keeps asking you if you want to be the nice supportive guy or the controlling jerk. It pops up with these choices like “comfort her” or “lay down the rules” and you’re there thinking, ok, this is mature relationship stuff. Then two clicks later you’re staring at her ass in tight shorts while she does the dishes and the text is like “you can’t help but look.” It feels a bit like those trashy TikTok point-of-view videos, just interactive. The other girl in the house, the roommate, is younger and acts like she’s totally casual with walking around in tiny shorts, sitting on the couch with her legs open, pretending she doesn’t notice your eyes glued to her. She calls you out for being strict, then five minutes later she’s stretched over your lap to “reach something” and the camera angle is right on her butt. And I hate how good the expressions are, but they also look a little plastic sometimes, like everyone had the same face filter from Snapchat, and then you forget that complaint immediately when the MILF leans in with her tits almost falling out. The relationships feel messy, like some weird mix of porn, actual family drama, and that anxiety you get when your WhatsApp shows a message from two people at once and you know you answered the wrong one too flirty. There were moments I genuinely felt bad choosing the more dominant options, and then a scene pops where she bites her lip because you talked rough to her and you’re like, alright, this is absolutely not going on my “recent apps” screen when someone borrows my phone. The game pretends it’s about “how you want to live your life,” but let’s be real, most of the time it’s about how long you can keep your hands off the curvy woman bending over in front of the fridge.