Fucking hell, remember those old LoL parody flashes? This one's not winning any awards for story or gameplay, I'll tell you that straight up. It's basically three short paths, pick your poison, do some stupid simple task like clicking the right spot or waiting for a bar to fill, and you get a sex scene. I started with the Ahri one first, obviously. The art is actually decent, I mean it's not gonna blow your mind but the tits are huge and the redhead thing works for her, strangely enough. Someone on a forum was arguing that the Katarina path is the best one but honestly they're all so quick it barely matters. What was I even saying? Right, the Ahri scene involves a strapon. Happy pride month, I guess. Genuinely got a laugh out of it, not gonna lie, the expression on her face is... something.
Speak of Katarina, I forgot what her task was already. Probably picking up a dagger? Sounds right. The lesbian between her and Ahri feels a bit forced, like they just needed to get two big names together, but the artist knows what people are here for. Big tits bouncing around with that classic Western flash artstyle where skin is shiny like plastic. Not complaining, mind you. It does the job if you've got five minutes and a dedicated browser that still runs old Flash or whatever engine this was cobbled on.
One weird thing, the third path with the redhead Ahri from the start? No wait, I'm mixing shit up. That's the only Ahri. See what I mean? There's no fucking variety in the designa. Wait. Wait, the strapon scene does this thing where the animation only loops a couple times before you have to click... something... to get them to switch positions? I spent way too long just watching the same loop thinking the game broke. Classic. Honestly, it's fine. It's a quick fap that doesn't pretend it's anything more. The backgrounds are absolutely dead, like a single gradient and a bush shape, but nobody cares about backgrounds. I do wish the strapon was rendered a bit more... detailed? It's just a bright color smear. But then the nipples have like 3 shades? Make it make sense.