Fucking hell, remember those old LoL parody flashes? This one's not winning any awards for story or gameplay, I'll tell you that straight up. It's basically three short paths, pick your poison, do some stupid simple task like clicking the right spot or waiting for a bar to fill, and you get a sex scene. I started with the Ahri one first, obviously. The art is actually decent, I mean it's not gonna blow your mind but the tits are huge and the redhead thing works for her, strangely enough. Someone on a forum was arguing that the Katarina path is the best one but honestly they're all so quick it barely matters. What was I even saying? Right, the Ahri scene involves a strapon. Happy pride month, I guess. Genuinely got a laugh out of it, not gonna lie, the expression on her face is... something.

Speak of Katarina, I forgot what her task was already. Probably picking up a dagger? Sounds right. The lesbian between her and Ahri feels a bit forced, like they just needed to get two big names together, but the artist knows what people are here for. Big tits bouncing around with that classic Western flash artstyle where skin is shiny like plastic. Not complaining, mind you. It does the job if you've got five minutes and a dedicated browser that still runs old Flash or whatever engine this was cobbled on.

One weird thing, the third path with the redhead Ahri from the start? No wait, I'm mixing shit up. That's the only Ahri. See what I mean? There's no fucking variety in the designa. Wait. Wait, the strapon scene does this thing where the animation only loops a couple times before you have to click... something... to get them to switch positions? I spent way too long just watching the same loop thinking the game broke. Classic. Honestly, it's fine. It's a quick fap that doesn't pretend it's anything more. The backgrounds are absolutely dead, like a single gradient and a bush shape, but nobody cares about backgrounds. I do wish the strapon was rendered a bit more... detailed? It's just a bright color smear. But then the nipples have like 3 shades? Make it make sense.

The cum physics in this one. Qwert, the guy credited just for that, he really went off. It's not just a texture, it's a whole event. Thick ropes that actually pool and drip with their own weird gravity, and I spent way too long just rotating the camera to watch it slide down Ahri's tail. The tails. There are nine of them, obviously, and they don't just sit there. They writhe, they wrap, they have a mind of their own. The animation from Moneyshot is jerky in a way that loops are always jerky, a little snap at the reset point that pulls you out, but the sound design is what gets me. Wet, squelching, almost too loud. It's the kind of audio that makes you panic and fumble for your volume knob even though you live alone.

The setup is pure League fanfic. You're some doomed disciple climbing temple steps, and the fear is actually a nice touch in the text crawl before everything goes sideways. But nobody is here for the lore. Ahri, performed by Rollu, has this dead eyed stare that's supposed to be seductive but honestly reminded me of a doll I saw in a flea market once. A beautiful doll, sure, the modeling by LTR and Primer is top notch, but something behind the eyes is just... off. It's the uncanny valley of a blowjob. Her mouth moves, the tongue flicks, but the expression never changes. It's a mask.

The environment by LTR and Stonemason is this moody, Jade Empire style temple, and the music by Jack Wall is genuinely good, which is a weird thing to say about a game where the main event is a nine tailed fox spirit gagging on your spectral cock. I wish there was a way to just toggle the music off without killing the wet sounds. You can't. It's all one audio track. That's the kind of thing that sticks with you. Not the fantasy, but the little missing button that should have been there.

Honestly the thing that stuck with me was how they did Ahri’s tails. There are nine of them, obviously, and in this flash loop they sort of just... exist? They flop around without any real weight, like pool noodles taped to her back. I spent way too long fixating on that while Felisyor was going at it doggystyle. The animation itself is that classic, deliberately rough Flash style where limbs move in straight lines and the loop point is jarring enough to make you blink. You know the type, the kind that used to clog up Newgrounds back in the day before the purge.

The core of it is exactly what the tin says. Ahri and Felisyor, two cat-ish champions from League, going at it in a forest. Felisyor’s got this massive, barbed tiger cock that the animation really focuses on stretching her out. The sound is just two wet slapping loops layered over each other, and it’s so badly mixed it almost becomes hypnotic. There’s a moment where he pulls almost all the way out and you can see the knot, and I’m thinking, okay, that’s a detail, but then the loop just resets and he’s thrusting again without it ever popping in. A real “wait, what?” moment. The creampie finish is the whole point, I guess, a sticky mess that they don’t really animate flowing so much as just appearing as a static puddle. It’s about as subtle as a brick.

If you’re here for the tags, you’re getting them, no foreplay, no setup. Just Felisyor railing Ahri from behind until he unloads inside her. The whole thing feels like someone learned to animate just to make this one specific fantasy, and you have to respect the single-minded horniness of it. Don’t expect a game, it’s a short loop you watch. And maybe don’t think too hard about the tail physics, because once you see it you can’t unsee it and it’ll ruin the already questionable immersion.

What if the Nine-Tailed Fox didn't drain your life force but just, you know, drained you. StudioFow's take on Ahri starts with a failed assassination, which is funny because the moment she turns around with those glowing eyes you know exactly what kind of 'death' awaits. The 3D model is... it's not Riot Games quality, let's be honest. Her tails clip through the floor sometimes and the skin textures have that slightly waxy look from older Source Filmmaker projects. But then she starts talking and you forget about all that.

The footjob scene comes first, which feels backwards but maybe that's the point. You're supposed to be helpless, right? She's in control. Her feet work your cock while she watches with this expression that's half boredom half curiosity, like she's testing a new spell component. The animation loops are short. I counted maybe four different motions before they repeat. But the sound design, the wet sliding noises and her occasional hums, those are what keep you watching. Her tails twitch independently which is a nice touch someone actually programmed. Then the titfuck begins and suddenly all that earlier restraint evaporates. Those massive breasts wrap around you and the paizuri sequence is genuinely well-framed, the camera staying low and close. There's a moment where a drop of precum lands on her chin and she doesn't wipe it away immediately. That single detail did more for me than the entire creampie finale, which by the way, the internal shot is obscured by poor lighting. Why do so many 3D animators forget to light the money shot?

The blowjob segment sits in the middle and it's fine. Standard deepthroat stuff, her eyes water, the usual. But then she pulls back and a thick strand of saliva connects her bottom lip to your tip and I wish the whole game had that level of attention. Most of it feels rushed, like they spent their budget on the titfuck and let everything else coast. The facial at the end is generous, ropes of white streaking across her cheeks and hair, and she looks genuinely satisfied which is its own kind of horror. Like you were never the assassin here. You were just another summoner who walked into the wrong bush.

The first thing that hit me was how janky the whole setup is. Like, someone took a bunch of character models from completely different universes and just dropped them into a weird fantasy town square. Ciri from The Witcher is standing next to Jinx, and they both look like they were drawn by different artists who had a deadline in about five minutes. The animations are stiff, the dialogue reads like it was translated through three languages, and honestly, that’s exactly what makes it work. It’s not trying to be polished. It’s this raw, horny collage of “what if” scenarios, and my brain just accepted it.

I spent way too long on a scene with Ahri where the whole thing hinged on finding a specific sex toy in a treasure chest. The logic was, she needs this magic vibrating egg to “focus her powers” or whatever. The scene itself is a looping animation of a titfuck that looks a bit like two water balloons fighting, but the sound design, weirdly enough, is spot on. Wet, sloppy noises that felt more real than the graphics. Then the game just cuts to a group scene with Katarina and Ashe that I triggered by accident by clicking on a tentacle monster in the background. I still don’t know if that was a bug or a feature. The tentacle just kind of slides in and nobody questions it. The creampie finish is there, but it looks like someone spilled white paint on the screen. It’s messy in a literal sense.

I wish the adventure part had more bite. You click around, find items, and the story just sort of happens to you. There’s a moment with Caitlyn and Vi that promises some kind of investigation, but it just turns into a threesome in an alleyway with zero buildup. I mean, I’m not complaining about the anal scene, it’s explicit and gets the job done, but where’s the tension? The male protagonist is a blank slate, a walking dick with a name tag. You’d think with all these strong personalities from League and The Witcher, there’d be some conflict, but no, everyone’s just ready to go. The big tits are everywhere, the oral sex is enthusiastic, and the whole thing feels like a fever dream you’d have after scrolling through rule34 for an hour. Don’t expect a plot. Just click on the shiny things and let the weirdness wash over you.

Ahri's tail physics alone made me stick around longer than I planned. Not even joking. The way it sways when she walks, when she takes a hit, when the clothes start coming off. League of Pussy knows exactly what it's doing with the source material, even if the top down RPG bits feel like they were bolted on after the fact.

Combat is simple enough. WASD movement, left click one weapon, right click another, shift to dash, E for potions. You'll mash through minion waves, pick up loot, occasionally stop to appreciate the champion busts when their HP drops and the outfit shreds. Sona's scene especially. Voice acting is actually there for most of them, which surprised me. Not AAA quality but enough to keep one hand free, if you catch my drift.

The dungeon crawling itself is whatever. Hit walls, see impact effects, move to next stage manually now so you can farm or just stare at the aftermath. Skill points at level one, five of them, then one per level. Standard stuff. But there's this minion conquering option now, three new girls plus a super rare one. That's where the replay value hides. You'll grind for that rare spawn like it's a shiny Pokemon.

Achievements got added too. Some of them are exactly what you'd expect from a game like this. One of them I won't spoil but let's just say the dev knows his audience.

The writing has that fan game energy, rough around the edges but sincere. Like someone spent way too long in the R34 tags and decided to make a whole game about it. And honestly? Respect. The music track loops a bit too much and the menu navigation feels clunky, but you're not here for the UI.

Patron version has an extra champion. The free one still gives you plenty to work with. Just remember to hold left click if you want to skip dialogue, though why would you skip the sex scenes? That's the whole point.