The soundtrack is this weird synth heavy thing that sounds like someone left a Casio keyboard in a sauna, and I can't decide if it's terrible or genius. Probably both. The bass line during the groping scene behind the kitchen counter, when Jennifer is pretending to reach for the top shelf, has no right being that funky. It's like the composer only had one preset and said "fuck it, this is the horny button." I respect that.

The game itself is a mess of stiff 3D models where everyone's hands look like they're wearing invisible oven mitts. Cole, the brother you play as, has exactly two facial expressions: mild constipation and slightly less mild constipation. But then Jennifer leans over to grab something and her tits, which the game renders with way more polygons than her face, spill out of her top. And you click. And you click again. The whole thing is a series of escalating "accidental" touches that she pretends to not notice, then notices, then encourages. It's the most basic corruption loop imaginable. There is a choice system that feels about as meaningful as picking between two flavors of the same cheap beer.

What sticks with me is a scene early on. Cole is on the couch, "watching TV." Jennifer sits next to him, close. The dialogue is pure soap opera cheese, something about how Alan works too much. But the way the camera just lingers on the space between her thigh and his hand. For maybe thirty seconds of real time, nothing happens except that gap getting smaller. No music, just the fake TV static. It's genuinely tense. Then the groping starts and the funky bass kicks back in and the spell is broken, but for a moment it was almost, like, a real thing about loneliness and proximity. Then you're clicking on her tits again. The wife cheating tag is the whole point, not a surprise, and Alan is such a non-entity he might as well be a cardboard cutout with "obstacle" written on it.