The whole thing feels like a half remembered dream where you can't quite touch anything. Not in a poetic way. More like the art is just slightly off, the lines a bit fuzzy, like someone drew it on a fogged up mirror. That one CG where she's looking out the window, her back to you, the light catching the edge of her shoulder. Spent maybe ten minutes just staring at that. The rest of the game? I don't know.

You're this genius kid, right, but the game never really shows it. You just sort of exist and she needs a green card marriage. My Virgin Bride. The title is so blunt it almost circles back to being clever. Almost. The whole setup is you trying to make her fall for you while she's using you for papers. It's uncomfortable in a way that sticks to your skin. There's this choice early on, when she first brings up the marriage thing. You can be a complete asshole about it or just... nod along. I picked nod along. Felt dirty either way.

The sex scenes are there. They're explicit, no fade to black nonsense. But the anatomy sometimes, god. A breast will just be in the wrong zip code entirely. One scene her neck is bent at an angle that made my own neck hurt in sympathy. But then there's this moment after, where she's just lying there and the dialogue box says something so small and sad I had to close the tab for a bit. Came back though. The relationship system is weird, it's like the game forgets what you chose two screens ago. She'll be cold then suddenly warm then cold again. Maybe that's realistic actually. People are like that. I wish the virgin tag was handled with more... something. It's just there, a checkbox. Not a thing that matters to the story. Which is strange given the title. Anyway the music loops badly. Really badly. Like a three second gap of silence between repeats. Drove me nuts.