Zoe keeps sending me nudes at the worst possible moments. I'm trying to figure out the corruption meter, which is this weird little bar that fills up when you pick the asshole dialogue option, and suddenly there's a CG of her tits with a filter that makes everything look like it was rendered on a phone from 2016. The game doesn't care about pacing. You'll be grinding for rent money one minute, then your uncle is giving you a handjob in the kitchen the next. Not complaining about the handjob. The uncle thing is weird though, right? Like the whole dead parents setup is just an excuse to get you into this house with three other dudes and one girl who all want to fuck you within a week.

The RPG mechanics are paper thin. You walk around a map that's basically three rooms and a hallway, clicking on glowing spots. Sometimes a stat goes up. I still don't know what half the stats do. There's a friendship system but it just means you can unlock different blowjob scenes depending on who you talk to before bed. The writing is genuinely funny in places, like when the best friend tries to give you dating advice while clearly jerking off under the table. But then a scene will drag on for twenty clicks of the same two sprites sliding against each other.

I wish the corruption path went harder. It teases you with this idea that you're turning your friends into sluts, but it never really commits. One minute she's blushing and calling you a pervert, the next she's begging for anal. No middle ground. The home base stuff gets repetitive fast, same morning routine, same shower scene with the towel that never falls off until it does. The art is inconsistent too. Some CGs look like they had actual effort, others look like someone traced over a screenshot and added cum. I keep playing it though. Not sure why. Maybe I just want to see if the landlord ever shows up.