Tinkerbell’s asshole. That’s what I remember most, and I’m not even joking. This game, whatever it’s actually called, is a trainer set in some fairy tale parody where you crash land on a dead planet with a fairy in a jar. Don’t ask me about the sci-fi tag, it’s there but it’s like they forgot about it after the first five clicks. You’re just this dude, and suddenly you’re “training” Snow White, Rosette, Anna, and a monster girl who looks like she wandered out of a completely different game. The whole thing is animated 2DCG, and the humor is... there. Sometimes it lands, mostly it’s the kind of writing where a character says “oh my” right before you unlock anal intercourse.

I spent way too long on the voyeurism scenes, which is weird because I normally skip that stuff. But the game has this clunky charm. You’re clicking through dialogue that feels like a non-native speaker wrote it after a few beers, and then boom, a surprisingly smooth animation of Snow White getting railed from behind. The contrast is jarring. I wish the monster girl had more content, her design is actually interesting, but she’s mostly just... there. Like a spicy question you never get to ask. The Emee character? I think that’s the fairy? Honestly I lost track of names because the plot is basically a delivery system for sex scenes. Magic doesn’t exist, the game tells you that upfront, but then you’re fucking princesses on an abandoned planet and nobody questions the logistics.

The anal stuff is front and center, which I respect. No coy hints, just straight to it. But the UI feels like it was built in a weekend and never updated. I kept clicking the wrong buttons and accidentally repeating scenes, which is a small complaint I’ll never resolve. The parody angle is thin, more like they borrowed names and then did whatever. Still, there’s this one scene with Tinkerbell that I won’t describe because it’s the only thing that felt genuinely creative. The rest is standard trainer grind, but with enough explicit weirdness that I didn’t close the tab. Not a masterpiece, but my browser history won’t judge me any harder than usual.