I keep clicking through this one scene where she's trying on sunglasses at a beach stall and the guy selling them has this absolutely ridiculous mustache, like it's just pasted on his face wrong. The gif stutters a bit, the loop isn't perfect, you can see the seam where it resets. I don't know why I find this so hypnotic. The whole game feels like that, honestly. A bunch of real model photos and gifs that someone clearly shot on a budget, maybe in an actual vacation spot, and the jank is part of the charm. You play this woman who's had the shittiest day, the kind where you feel hollowed out and weirdly aware of your own body in a bad way, so she just fucks off to a tropical place. Forever, apparently.

The sex stuff comes at you fast and the choices are genuinely unhinged sometimes. One minute you're picking out a drink at a bar, the next you're in a hot tub with two people you met five seconds ago and the dialogue options are like "go with it" or "go with it but make eye contact with the bartender." It's a simulator but the sim part is thin, it's really a roleplay delivery system. The humor lands in this accidental way, like the writing is trying to be romantic and erotic but the photo shoots look like someone's vacation pics that got wildly out of hand. There's this one guy, I think he's a scuba instructor, and his expression in every single gif is the exact same slightly confused squint. It kills me.

The female protagonist thing is interesting because the game doesn't really know what to do with her inner life except get her naked. Which, fine. You're not here for deep character work. The vacation setting does a lot of heavy lifting, all sun and sand and questionable tattoos on NPCs. I spent way too long on a minor choice about whether to go snorkeling or stay on the beach, and the snorkeling route led to a scene that was so awkwardly staged I had to close the tab and just stare at my phone for a minute. Not in a bad way. It's like watching a car crash made of horny vacation photos. The replay value is there if you want to see how many different people you can fuck, but honestly the story branches feel like they all lead to the same sweaty conclusion. I forgot what I was saying about the mustache. It really is a terrible mustache.