Misty's tits are just... there. Right from the start. Big, pale, redhead nipples and she's wearing this tight little top that can't possibly contain them. Ash Ketchum shows up to her Pokemon Go party and honestly the man looks like he hasn't slept in ten years but I get it, I get why he's there. She's grown up. We all noticed.

The whole thing is a parody obviously but the funny part isn't the jokes, it's how the art swings wildly between "oh that's actually a nice background" and "wait why does his hand look like a melted action figure." There's a moment where Misty bends over to pick up a pokeball or something, I don't even remember, and the physics of her chest are so absurd I laughed out loud. Not in a bad way. In a "sure, fine, this is what we're doing" way. The sex scene triggers fast. Like, you click a couple things, she says something about how long it's been, and then her clothes are gone. No build up. No real game. Just Misty naked on a couch with her legs spread and that classic hentai cross-eyed face. The animation loops are short. Three frames maybe. But the sounds... wet and repetitive and somehow louder than my phone's media volume suggested they'd be. I had to turn it down because I'm not trying to explain pokemon moans to my neighbors.

I wish there was more of the parody elements. Like, actual pokemon go mechanics woven in. Imagine throwing balls at her or something, I don't know. But it's not that. It's a very direct, very short visual novel where the prize is seeing Misty's everything. And her everything is, well, generous. The redhead tag isn't lying. Neither is the big tits one. It delivers exactly what the thumbnail promises and nothing else. I spent more time trying to click on a pikachu in the background that did nothing than I did on the actual content. Still. For a quick laugh and a quicker... you know. It's fine. It's stupid and fine.