My kid plays that Pokemon game on his tablet, the one with the little monsters, so when I saw this I thought maybe it's a parody? I don't know what I expected. The redhead girl from the show, Misty, she loses some battle and the guy says give me your pokemon or... you know. She chooses the other thing. And then it just goes.

The art is rough, like someone drew it on a napkin during lunch break. Her face looks sort of like the cartoon but also not, something off about the eyes. But the body, okay, they got the small chest right if you ever noticed that about her character design. She's supposed to be a teenager in the show which makes this whole thing uncomfortable but also that's the point of these parody games isn't it. The weird part is how detailed they got with certain things while everything else looks rushed. Her red hair spreads out on the floor and there's actual shading work there, someone spent time on that.

The finger fucking scene comes first and it's mechanical, just clicking through. Then the main event, vaginal then anal, and the animation loops are maybe 3 frames total. The cumshot at the end covers her face and they made sure to show it dripping down onto those small tits, and I kept thinking about how my son watches the real show and sings the theme song. The dialogue is terrible, stuff like "you must pay price for losing" in broken english, but honestly the bad translation makes it funnier? There's this moment where Ash Ketchum (they spelled it like that, with a T) is just standing in the background of one scene and I laughed out loud. What is he doing there. Is he next. The game doesn't say.

I found myself clicking through the whole thing twice which says something about me probably. The anal scene has this one frame where her expression actually looks like the character from the show and it's jarring enough that I stopped clicking for a second. Then back to the terrible loop. I don't know what "master water pokemons" has to do with getting railed but that's the plot they went with.

Misty’s ass in those shorts. That’s the whole review, honestly. This fan made Poké thing, right, it throws everyone into high school and the first time you see her bent over a desk you forget about catching monsters entirely. The soundtrack is this weird lo-fi synth mess that somehow makes every panty shot feel profound, like you’re discovering sex for the first time in a library. Then you talk to Professor Oak and he’s a fucking DILF now, all silver hair and knowing smirks, and the music shifts to something sleazy with a bassline that vibrates right up your spine. I spent twenty minutes just clicking through his dialogue, not reading a word, just letting that groove marinate.

Combat’s turn based but who cares. You’re tapping through menus while your brain is still stuck on the last scene where Jessie from Team Rocket cornered you in the gym storage room. The sound design during that bit is just heavy breathing and the squeak of a mop bucket, it’s so deliberately shitty and hot. The game knows what it is. A dating sim where you can accidentally end up in a three way with a monster trainer and her actual monster, I think? The text got glitchy and the music turned into this distorted chiptune scream. I alt tabbed so fast when my roommate walked in.

The milf tag is doing heavy lifting. Your homeroom teacher has tits that defy the school dress code and a theme that’s basically a saxophone having a stroke. Every conversation with her is a battle of attrition where you’re just waiting for the sprite to jiggle. The whole thing feels like someone coded it in a fugue state, the music looping incorrectly, dialogue trees that dead end into silence. That’s the charm. It’s a broken, horny mess where Ash’s mom might ask you to fix her PC and the next thing you know the soundtrack is just a single sustained note and you’re staring at her panties. No resolution. Just vibes.

Fucking Sarena. I mean, the whole point is getting to Sarena, right? That orange-haired Kalos queen with the ribbon and the eyes that say she's seen your browser history and isn't even mad. The game knows what you're here for. It's not subtle. You click through these puzzles, these weird little sliding tile things or whatever, and every time you solve one, another piece of her clothing just... evaporates. Poof. Like magic but better. The AI-generated art has that slightly glossy, too-smooth look, like someone fed a thousand rule34 posts into a blender and hit frappe. Sometimes her fingers look weird. You won't care.

Ash is there too, I guess. Being Ash. Making that dumb face he makes when he's about to win a badge or walk directly into a Team Rocket trap. The combat, if you can call it that, is just more puzzles. Match some icons, watch a health bar go down, get rewarded with Sarena bending over in a way that defies both anatomy and the laws of physics. The dialogue is pure parody, the kind of stuff you'd read on a forum at 2am and snort at. "I choose you, Pikachu!" but it's not Pikachu he's choosing, if you catch my drift. And then the happy ending. Literally. The description promises it and it delivers, no fakeouts, no "to be continued" bullshit.

The 2D segments mixed with the 3DCG is jarring as hell though. Like someone couldn't decide if they wanted a visual novel or a low-budget hentai cutscene and just said fuck it, both. The romance is about as deep as a puddle but who's here for poetry? You're here to see Sarena's tits and the game knows it. The humor lands maybe half the time, the rest is just... there. But when it hits, when Ash says something so stupidly in-character while Sarena's top is literally vanishing, you'll laugh. You'll feel a little ashamed. You'll click the next puzzle anyway.

Misty's tits are just... there. Right from the start. Big, pale, redhead nipples and she's wearing this tight little top that can't possibly contain them. Ash Ketchum shows up to her Pokemon Go party and honestly the man looks like he hasn't slept in ten years but I get it, I get why he's there. She's grown up. We all noticed.

The whole thing is a parody obviously but the funny part isn't the jokes, it's how the art swings wildly between "oh that's actually a nice background" and "wait why does his hand look like a melted action figure." There's a moment where Misty bends over to pick up a pokeball or something, I don't even remember, and the physics of her chest are so absurd I laughed out loud. Not in a bad way. In a "sure, fine, this is what we're doing" way. The sex scene triggers fast. Like, you click a couple things, she says something about how long it's been, and then her clothes are gone. No build up. No real game. Just Misty naked on a couch with her legs spread and that classic hentai cross-eyed face. The animation loops are short. Three frames maybe. But the sounds... wet and repetitive and somehow louder than my phone's media volume suggested they'd be. I had to turn it down because I'm not trying to explain pokemon moans to my neighbors.

I wish there was more of the parody elements. Like, actual pokemon go mechanics woven in. Imagine throwing balls at her or something, I don't know. But it's not that. It's a very direct, very short visual novel where the prize is seeing Misty's everything. And her everything is, well, generous. The redhead tag isn't lying. Neither is the big tits one. It delivers exactly what the thumbnail promises and nothing else. I spent more time trying to click on a pikachu in the background that did nothing than I did on the actual content. Still. For a quick laugh and a quicker... you know. It's fine. It's stupid and fine.