This thing feels like someone grabbed your old TMNT VHS tape, ripped out all the kid-friendly stuff and just left April in the channel 99 porn scramble. You load it up and there she is, the same cocky reporter with the yellow outfit that every horny teenager had weird feelings about, except here the game just cuts straight to what everyone used to imagine in the background while Shredder was talking. No slow build, no fake romance, just April being treated like a fuck-toy in a world where the turtles are clearly busy somewhere else and nobody cares what the rating is anymore.
The whole thing plays like a horny fan’s browser tab that never got closed. You click, she reacts. You push further, she stops pretending she’s innocent. There is one bit where she’s still trying to do her “serious journalist” act, microphone in hand, and two seconds later that same mouth is full of cock and the mic might as well not exist. I actually liked the way her tits move when she leans forward, there’s this messy wobble that looks almost wrong, like the dev didn’t fully test that animation, but it ends up feeling nastier in a good way. There’s no soft fade, no shy teasing, it’s straight “get your dick out, here’s April’s throat” type of pace. You go from grabbing her by the hair to pinning her against some dirty wall so fast that your brain needs a second to catch up, which is funny because the game doesn’t wait for you at all. Sometimes the click zones are a bit janky, like you try to switch from throat fucking to pounding her pussy and it switches twice, so she ends up stuck in this weird half-animation where she’s moaning like she’s got a dick in both places and the sound doesn’t really match. I kept trying to fix it, then realized it kind of turned me on more, like I’d broken her for good.
The “hard sex” part is not some tag someone added for fun, it’s actually the whole point. Her eyes water, mascara almost looks melted, her lips stay swollen even after you pull out, and there is this one frame when you go too fast and her expression turns from horny to “holy shit this is too much” for half a second before it snaps back. I replayed that part way too long, trying to catch it again. Also her boobs… they are not real, of course, but they have this push-up porn look that feels ripped straight from some low-res tube site clip. Nipples always just a bit too hard, always centered perfectly when you yank her outfit down. I wish they’d let you ruin her clothes more, shred the yellow suit, rip the belt off, something like that, but the game is stubborn about keeping the outfit mostly in one piece, like it wants you to remember the original cartoon while you’re fucking her silly. And for some reason there’s this tiny delay after you finish, like a half-second freeze where your browser just stares at you with her covered in cum, and you’re not sure if it’s a bug or just the game judging you. That stupid pause annoyed me every single time and I still went back in for another round without even thinking about it.