I don't know what I expected from something called Pussymon but here we are, scrolling through animated sexcards of creatures that are definitely not Pokemon, nope, no copyright lawyers here. The whole thing is a furry fever dream wrapped in an RPG shell that barely holds together. You explore, you collect these things, you do the obvious. It's unpolished as hell, menus look like they were designed by someone who just discovered Photoshop yesterday, and the English is so broken it wraps around to being charming. Like reading a menu at a back alley restaurant where you just point at pictures and hope for the best.

The new update adds eight animated sexcards and honestly the animations are janky but in a way that works. Looping gifs that feel like they were made with love and zero budget. One easter egg I stumbled on by accident, some hidden scene that made me laugh out loud. The game knows exactly what it is. No pretensions. You're not here for deep storytelling or balanced combat, you're here to see what happens when you catch them all in the most degenerate way possible. The furry tag is doing heavy lifting, some designs are genuinely creative, others look like someone's first DeviantArt upload from 2007. That inconsistency is almost the point.

Wish the exploration had more meat to it. Right now it's just clicking through screens until something happens, no real sense of discovery beyond what new creature pops up next. But then again I spent way too long just looking at the animations so maybe that's the whole point and I'm overthinking it. The patreon stuff is there if you want cheats or whatever, I didn't bother. The game runs in browser which is convenient, no downloads, no fuss, just open and descend into horny chaos. Some of the sound effects are weirdly loud compared to everything else. Made me jump once. Not in a good way. Anyway the pussymon designs keep getting weirder and I respect that commitment to the bit.