You ever mod a sprite and realize the original artist left a weird seam? That's this whole game's energy. Not a bug, a feature. Pussymon episode 31, right? So I'm poking through the assets, trying to fix the walk cycle for Lizardish, and the tail rigging is a nightmare. Someone just parented it to the spine with zero weight painting. Looks like a wet noodle during the new animations. And there's 27 of those, by the way.

But that's what I'm here for, isn't it? The Easter eggs in area 06, after the boss, they're tied to a time of day check. Sloppy conditional in the script, you can just set your system clock instead of waiting. Typical. One of them involves Valentina and a very specific use of her tongue that made me forget about the janky tail physics entirely. The dev said it's a "very enjoyable gift" and I mean, anatomically questionable but the tweening is smooth. Can't argue with 27 new loops. The reworked unfinished Pussymon, three of them, they finally have scenes. Not just placeholder grunts. Actual, you know, encounters. Lepllanny's new scene has this weird fog effect I had to disable in the code because it was tanking the framerate.

The boss joins your team later. That's a choice. 350 lines of text and I skimmed most of it, something about revelations. The real story is the modding potential. The folder structure is a disaster, texture atlases named "asdf2.png". So many unoptimized PNGs. But the core loop, catching and then watching, it's there. Just don't expect the dialogue to win any awards. Unless the award is for most creative use of the word "moist", which I think I saw. The cheat manager in the Special Edition is a joke, a simple bool toggle. I could've written that in my sleep.