So my kid is playing this thing, Rebels of the College, and I walk in and there's this detective girl with glasses and her shirt is, well, not buttoned. At all. I'm standing there with laundry basket thinking is this what passes for a campus rebellion now? The plot, if you can call it that, is about some rich bastard running the university into the ground and your guy has to stop him because his sister worked hard or something. Noble cause. Very inspiring. Meanwhile I'm watching animated tits bounce while someone explains clues about corruption.

The detective character, she's supposed to be investigating the bad guy but half the time she's bent over a desk with her skirt hiked up. There's this one scene where you have to choose between confronting the dean or sneaking into his office and I swear the game spent more time rendering the sweat drops on her chest than the actual evidence you're supposed to find. The competition tag makes sense I guess because you're competing against the rich kid but also competing to see how many positions you can unlock with the teacher character who has this thing for staying after class. You know, for extra credit.

The art is that cg hentai style where everything is too shiny. Like everyone's skin is made of plastic wrap. There's a moment where the student council president, who's supposed to be intimidating, is giving a speech about justice and the camera just slowly pans down to her panties. I don't know what the message is here. Fight the power but also here's a closeup of a wet crotch. My son says it's about strategy and choices but I saw the save file names and they're all just different sex scenes. The intrigue tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting.